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  Thinking of joining Satan's team so I can use Darth Vader powers at the Kingdom Hall!

  by Witness 007 in

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  always wanted to use the "mind chokehold" on some elders....."okay brothers to conclude our meeting we will sing........aaaah....uhhhh.....can't breath....jehoo......arrr.

  " or reach out towards the microphone and have it "levitate" into my hand, jedi style, and then say; {vader deep voice}"do not underestimate the power of the darkside...{deep breathing} or the "jedi mind trick"..."you don't need to see my service report...i'm not the brother your looking for....".

  if satan gave me these powers i would hand over my pissy little soul for sure...i welcome the dark lord!

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  lalaa

  LOL witness007....you are too funny.

  I would give my soul up too for some kind of bad ass powers to use.
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  making friends in the troof

  by Psychotic Parrot in

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  2. friends

  i always found this really difficult... is it just me?

  the ones i always got on best with were the worldly ones, and i've found making friends in the weld much easier than in the troof... although in the fairness to the weld, it does offer more choice.... sometimes i think that even if i belived in gawd i probably wouldnt go back to the troof... better off in the 'dying' weld....

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  lalaa

  I always had a hard time making friends with dubs growing up. They were either too boring or just trying too hard to be bad. I preferred my worldly friends from school growing up.
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  Where do you stand?

  by vikesgirl101 in

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  hi guys!

  i love reading everybody's posts on here.

  it's neat to see where the journey has taken them.

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  lalaa

  I was DF'd in 2000 and reinstated in 2001....I only came back to make my mom feel better.

  I faded in 2004 and havent been to a memorial in 4 years. My mom was DF'd in 2007. I have no family in the WTS so I'm very fortunate to not have to deal with the shunning bull crap.
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  Have you ever done something to show your disgust with the Kingdom Hall?

  by Leprechaun in

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  2. friends

  this one time, the night they disfellowshipped my sorry ass from the christian congregation smerk smerk,i came strolling back from a beer bar and had to pee in a major way so i stumbled my way next to the entry door of the hall and let loose with at lest a picture of rolling rock beer after it was filtered through me kidneys, it still makes me proud..

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  lalaa

  Some of my friends and I in the Hall egged 3 of the elder's cars at their home. It was soooo much fun. It was 1 in the morning and we were just bored.
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  For those that were raised in the Truth, why did YOUR PARENTS become JW's?

  by BonaFide in

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  it's weird putting two and two together after 40 years of have the two things separate.. my uncle was killed in a car accident in august of 1969. i was a child, but i remember my mother being very sad and crying and staying in her room.. it was in october of 1969 that the witnesses first visited my mom.

  my mom was in the front yard watching us kids when jw's came door-to-door.

  that sister and my mom are still friends to this day.. anyway, my mom started studying.

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  lalaa

  My mom started studing with the JW's when she was 15. She was a runaway living with my dad at the time. Her mom died when she was 6. Her dad was out of the picture and she was the youngest of 5. She was raised by her grandmother and they didn't get along. So she ran away.

  Anyway....She said she started studying when she learned of the ressurection...blah, blah, blah....
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  Call your cable company and ask them if you qualify for any promotional discounts

  by Elsewhere in

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  i just did and it lowered my bill from $116 to $79 per month for a year... and i got more channels.

  over the year i'll save $444.

  not bad for a quick phone call!

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  lalaa

  Elsewhere.....do you have time warner????

  If not who do you have your cable service with??
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  JW wedding announcement

  by JWdaughter in

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  2. friends

  http://www.thestarpress.com/article/20090607/lifestyle1102/90604024.

  anyone else have any visceral reaction to this?

  the entire announcement creeped me out..

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  lalaa

  I bet they would both have a college education if it werent for the WTS. They should have left the home school part out of the annoucement.

  However, they are getting married so hopefully they will be happy together.
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  I Am So Bad~Yard Sale Experience

  by StAnn in

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  i went yard saling today.

  had lots of fun, got some great bargains.

  at one of the yard sale, the people were firm on their prices.

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  lalaa

  YOU ROCK ST ANN!
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  How old were you when you were baptized as a JW, and what was it like?

  by BonaFide in

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  i was baptized at 15 years old.

  a brother toutjian gave the talk.

  it was the circuit assembly.

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  lalaa

  I got baptized in 1997 at the age of 17. They had to dunk me twice since my shoulder or something didn't go under the first time. I only got baptized becuase it was the thing to do since everyone had already done it. I don't really remember much except that my mom was really happy.
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  My JW daughter getting married June 6th

  by Gordy in

  1. jw
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  tomorrow, or when ever you read this, june 6th, my jw daughter gets married.

  i have thought about it since hearing she was getting married.

  but i somehow cannot bring myself to go.

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  lalaa

  So sad. It really pisses me off that this kind of stuff happens. Familys being torn apart is not loving at all.