"bfb.....maybe she just really really wants in my pants?....and everything must be in order of course........oompa"
You have already semi-cryptically admitting boning someone at your class reunion in other posts. If your wife knew, would she "need" you so much?
To remind you: "cause i partied my ass off all weekend at one, hooked up with my old GF who omg is still smokin hot!!! (i was in way over my head back then and still am prob) but we made a damm fine lookin couple (i was told by many) as many of you facebook friends of mine now already know....ok maybe changing my avatar to a pic with me and her all yummy was a bit much....but i really dont give a damm anymore...as you can tell by me also switching my status from Married to Complicated!!!"
Another:
"so oompa has lost 15 pounds the last three months....i kinda wanted to...but it is really easy on this diet....for many reasons....leaving wife...going through settlement (arrrggghhh)....pending divorce.....pending totally losing jw parents and son, and of course already lost all my lifelong jw friends....and then of course there is secret trouble aplenty which most of you could prob guesswhat oompa is involved in........"
I have guessed, as you have suggested, that you are boning other women. Does your wife know?
JK