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  A Kingdom Hall Visit OR an Evening at Bill Cosby's Home

  by OnTheWayOut in

  1. social
  2. humour

  remember that this is humor.

  rape is wrong.so really, i would rather go to bill cosby's home for an evening (and to be fair, even a gay version of bill cosby) than go to the kingdom hall.. at both, you would know that your hosts would keep the conversation clean.

  bill stays on the high road (while speaking).

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  At least at Cosby's, you get stoned before you are raped.

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  Elders harassing me

  by raven in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  hi everyone, it has been a while since i've last updated!

  (refer to my previous posts for the full story) here is a quick re-cap: 2 months ago my mother found out that i am living with my boyfriend, she told me i was discovered by an "anonymous" tipper who turned me in for "living in sin".. first of all, that is nearly impossible, the congregation i was in is 100's of miles away from where i currently live.. no one would have ever known i was living with my boyfriend unless i told them, which i never did, i cut off all communication with that congregation in part of my attempted fade which was blown into pieces and discovered.. anyways, my mom tells me if i don't go to the elders and confess like a good little sheep, then she is obligated to tell them.. ( don't see why, i don't even live under her roof ) well i never went to them because why should i?

  so they met with my mother and she told them i live with my boyfriend... let me remind you, this was two months ago.. i was told i was going to be df'd and that was that.

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  Raven,

  Putting 2 and 2 together, I am betting you mother narked you out to the elders. I do not believe any anonymous tipster did it.

  JK
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  But where else should we go? Can you answer this question?

  by purrpurr in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  having watched many jc youtube videos one question that gets asked is "where else would you go?".

  in other words if not jehovah's witnesses then what other religion or organisation would you go to?.

  it's one that i have trouble answering, what would you say?.

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  I choose to go anywhere else.

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  i'm leaving this site forever

  by stan livedeath in

  1. social
  2. humour

  as the title says--i'm out of here for good.. the site is full of atheists, communists, 7th day adventists, creationists, believers, deceivers, receivers, football supporters,.

  dodgy types, cantleave---and assorted wankers.. so no place for me--because i'm none of the above so dont fit in.

  so--this is goodbye forever my friends--its been almost average knowing you.

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  Oh okay. See you later.

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  The Freedom to not kiss God's Ass

  by TerryWalstrom in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i was a small child when my grandmother explained god to me.. as humans, we owed god.

  bigtime!.

  he had given us everything.we could thank god by putting our hands together and saying a "prayer.".

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  There is no god, therefore no divine ass to kiss.

  In lieu of that, feel free to kiss mine.

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  Who is your favorite thinker pt 2.

  by The Rebel in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  once upon a time i started a thread who is your favorite thinker and got many responses.

  however revisiting that thread i noted we were to modest to name ourselves or fellow posters.

  i therefore think we are either complete idiots, or modesty aside we should now name names, and restrict our answers to posters on the board.. so who on this board is your favorite thinker and why?.

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  I am my favorite thinker; therefore I am.

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  No! No! No! This can't be true? brexit? No!

  by purrpurr in

  1. social
  2. current

  it seems britain has voted to leave the eu in a move of total madness!

  the markets are already in free fall and the moronic bigots who campaigned for this are celebrating the demise of our country .. i can't see how a 49-51% split can be democratic?

  there is still the postal vote to come in, maybe there's hope in that?

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  I believe this is the beginning of the first overlapping Great Tribulation. Everyone head to the Bunker, and remember the secret knock.

  JK
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  Did others experience this on the ministry or among JWs generally?

  by slimboyfat in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  sometimes it's hard to know if our own experience of jws was typical and what features were peculiar to our own area or the individual jws we knew personally.

  i was wondering if others experienced this among jws:.

  a few times on the ministry, when we were working wealthy areas with large houses, some brothers and sisters would make the comment that they look forward to taking ownership of one of these big houses after armageddon, when the worldly people have vacated them.

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  So slim,

  Are you in the LDS for the "celestial sex?"

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  I've been found out!

  by pale.emperor in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  well, thats it folks.. my identity on here has been rumbled and reported to the elders.

  someone, somehow, has figured out that im a member of this site and - rather than speak to me - has promptly reported me to the elders.

  i just feel sad for my daughter.

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  You have got to be careful what info you put out there, it can bite you in the butt!

  JK
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  Jehovah’s Witnesses VS. Basic Christianity

  by TerryWalstrom in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  (https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mxjvo-gbdber3bcbjgc_3izdigtt366gvx7ukzpamuy/edit?usp=sharing) article as a document.

  jehovah’s witnesses vs. basic christianity.

  “by his spirit, the holy spirit, jehovah god guides or leads his people up to a certain point of time, and thus he did until the time when ‘the comforter’ was taken away, which would necessarily occur when jesus, the head of his organization, came to the temple and gathered unto himself those whom he found faithful when he, as the great judge, began his judgment, in 1918.”.

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  It is like the difference between oranguatan poop or monkey poop. They both stink and I am not interested in ingesting either.

  JK