Brocephus

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  What's your favorite Canadian band?

  by lepermessiah in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  since we have a lot of canadian friends on this board, i have to ask - who are your favorite canadian bands?.

  mine is rush.

  they have been one of my favorite bands ever since i can remember.. they totally rule........the music and lyrics are all top notch.. the other one is the tea party - jeff martin is a genius.

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  Brocephus

  Anyone but Nickel Back.
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  Which Poster here is most Hygienically clean ?

  by thetrueone in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  in continuance of the which poster ?

  thread topics being started today,.

  i thought it would be appropriate to start this thread to make light of who is and who's not.. i look forward to your incisive input on this important and timely topic .

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  I put the Bro in Brocephus. I am male...

  I keep the flies away by being real still... Their eyes are made by Jehovah to detect motion... I learned that in the Awake!
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  Which Poster here is most Hygienically clean ?

  by thetrueone in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  in continuance of the which poster ?

  thread topics being started today,.

  i thought it would be appropriate to start this thread to make light of who is and who's not.. i look forward to your incisive input on this important and timely topic .

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  I am dirty sometimes I refuse to shower after sex just to keep the stank of love on me. It attracts women like blood does sharks....
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  sorry about your cat, would you like to learn how you can live forever?

  by rockmehardplace in

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  2. friends

  that is exactly what i told someone in field service once.

  i went to the door with another brother, and started my presentation.

  i noticed the lady was crying and asked if everything was ok. she said that they just got back from the vet, and that they had to put the cat to sleep.

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  I remember my Mom conducting a bible study while I waited in the car with another kid... The householders kid kept running in and out of the house playing (roughly) with his new kitten. Householder was so preoccuppied with learning the truth she didn't realize how rough the kid was being till he barged into the living room interuppted the study saying "Mommy" the kitten pissed on me. Mommy looked at the kitten. The boy had choked it and the kitten's bowels had released up expiration..... Good memories of field circus as a kid.
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  Will there be sport in the new system?

  by african GB Member in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  if so, what types of sport will be played?.

  i know the gb always bash american football and wrestling, claiming they are too violent for jws.. but what sport do you think jws will be spending their sunday afternoons watching or playing in the new system?.

  if you were to choose a sport for certain famous jws, past or present, what would it be?.

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  Team flags Blondie? Like real teams or someone stupid made up JW teams? That would be crazy, if they are already picking teams. I got Sampson (Power lifter) and King David (good throwing skills) on my team... You get Apostle Paul and John the Baptist.. Why do I got to always get Paul he is such a dick! ha ha... I can see it now.
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  Will there be sport in the new system?

  by african GB Member in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  if so, what types of sport will be played?.

  i know the gb always bash american football and wrestling, claiming they are too violent for jws.. but what sport do you think jws will be spending their sunday afternoons watching or playing in the new system?.

  if you were to choose a sport for certain famous jws, past or present, what would it be?.

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  Competive door knocking and presentation giving?!?!?! or Competive DF'ing.....
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  JWs and piracy (digital kind)

  by teel in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i'd like to hear of other people's experience regarding the jws inclination to pirating software, music, films.. this of course is relative to your country.

  because i live in a relatively poor country, the rate of piracy is extremely high, individuals practically never buy software, music and films are bought now and then.

  this of course is against the law here too.. so what do jws do?

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  I just want to thank you for putting (digital kind) For a moment I had a panic attack. I thought they'd start dressing like this for field service.
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  trololololololololololo

  by lancelink in

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  one of the funniest/weirdest things you may ever see .

  http://trololololololololololo.com/.

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  What is this? Music to chop up hookers too? This makes me want to be a serial killer.
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  Whatever you do reflects on Jehovah

  by dgp in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i heard a witness say this.

  sorry if my question seems stupid, but i'm not a jw and i don't know any better.

  i have the feeling that this phrase means that you have to carefully weight your every word and action so the worldlies won't have a bad opinion of the wts?.

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  Yes will be polite.. but they are also brainwashed to believe God hates you and they are better than you if you reject the message or "the truth" in any way. You can stroke up by feigning interest as a while and they will treat you like a hog they are fattening up for a feast.
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  Were you ever offered unconditional love by worldlies?

  by dgp in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  when you were in, or at the moment, if you are in, were you ever offered unconditional love by worldly people?

  if so, what did you feel about it?.

  thank you very much for your posts..

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  Dgp, you are in for a beat down my friend.