Posts by dig692

Just saw the episode of the Simpsons where Bart calls Moe's Tavern and asks for "Amanda Huggenkiss" and it made me laugh again . What other names can you think of like that? To start off:

Amanda Huggenkiss

Hugh Jazz

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Please comment on Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

by compound complex in

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the ocd thingy came up hugely in this old thread ... http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/jw/friends/137404/1/time-and-distance-a-guy-thing.

do you have a touch of the mania?.

i'm going on a walk now and timing each segment [ from street sign to street sign].. coco ocd.

Not sure how obessive this is but if I'm in the bathroom the toilet paper has to come from under the roll, not over the roll...if I'm at home I'll switch it, and if I'm in a public bathroom I'll go to another stall that has the paper coming out "correctly"..lol

Also I have to crack my fingers in a particular order each time, starting with the thumbs and moving down to the pinkies, then again from the pinkes back to the thumbs.

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Your All-Time Favorite Movies ?

by flipper in

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my top ten or about that : ( not necessarily in order ).

jaws.

the green mile.

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Lord of the Rings Trilogy

The Breakfast Club

Grease

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phrases that annoy you

by John Doe in

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" users of this phrase are anything but sorry.

what they mean is "i'm an asshole.

now i'm going to prove it.

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"That's what she said"

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phrases that annoy you

by John Doe in

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" users of this phrase are anything but sorry.

what they mean is "i'm an asshole.

now i'm going to prove it.

dig692

Saying "supposively" rather than supposedly

Saying "for all intensive purposes" rather than for all intents and purposes

The phrase "from soups to nuts" I could do without

And when people use the words "too", "also", and "as well" all in the same sentence in their comments. For example, sister over-zealous just made a comment that going out in field service is the mark of a true christian..and then brother has-to-make-a-comment-every-paragraph says "and too, also, loving our neighbor marks us as true christains, as well"

GRRR!

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My husband got let go from his job today

by mindmelda in

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well, i guess the title says it all.

my husband got "let go" from his job today.

that was the exact words they used.

dig692

I'm sorry to hear about your troubles. My husband and I actually just moved in with his parents as well, guesthouse, to help with finances. So far it has been a real lifesaver, so I hope that things turn out well for you as well. All the best to you!

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Name Game....Yeah it's Fluff

by mrsjones5 in

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i just read our newest member's, borghater, post.

i love the word he used, borganisation, and i wonder if we can come with some more "borg" names and words.. have at it.

it's all in fun.. josie.

dig692

Borg association spoils useful habits

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Name Things JWs Believe That Are Not Actually Biblically Provable

by minimus in

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here's one example: being a congregation publisher.

nowhere in the bible does it say you should be a "publisher" and turn in your time if you preach.

they try to twist the scriptures by saying that numbers are constantly being recorded in the bible so then conforming to the rules of being a publisher is from the scriptures.. yeah, right..

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That True Christians™ did not, should not and will not observe holidays or birthdays. In fact, Romans 14:5 leaves the decision of whether to observe a certain day or not up to the individual.

Wow that totally just opened my eyes. I have never once heard this scripture read at any meetings nor did the person who studied with me ever bring it up! That makes me angry.