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46What were you like in high school?
by Aztec ini'm sick of talking about george bush and iraq and war so.... what were you like in high school?.
i was an orchestra geek.
i played violin and took all the math classes i could.
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Joke....some English culture Req'd....
by ISP ina bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.
clear the exotic.
fish pool of weeds.
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A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. The first is to
clear the exotic
fish pool of weeds. He starts on this when
suddenly a huge fish leaps out and bites him. He is not going to let a fish have
a go so he beats
the offending fish to death with a spade.
Realising that his boss is not going to be best pleased, he tries to find a way
to hide the dead
fish. He hits on the brilliant idea of giving the
fish to the lions as lions will eat anything. So he throws the fish into the
lion's cage.
He then moves on to his second job, which is to clear out the monkey house. He
goes in and a couple
of chimps starts throwing coconuts at him. Unamused, he swipes at the chimps
with his spade, killing
them instantly. He's really worried now, so what does he do? He feeds the chimps
to the lions,
because lions eat anything. He hurls them into the lion's cage.
Anyway, he moves on to his last job, which is to collect honey from South
American bees. He starts
on this and quickly gets attacked by the bees. Alarmed, he grabs his spade and
smashes the bees as
hard as he can, squashing them to death. By this point he is not too worried
about the death of bees
as he knows what to do by now. He throws them into the lion's cage, because
lions eat anything.
Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. It wanders up to another lion and
says "What's the
food like in here?"
The other lion says "Absolutely brilliant! Today we had Fish, Chimps and Mushy
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The bigger the better
by Gig init seems there's alot of speculation about what may be introduced at the upcoming international conventions.
given that the wts depends on speculation, i would expect jw's are even more excited than normal...if i can use that word.
anyway, my thought is...let fly!
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They're running out of revelations and stuff.......I don't see any new stuff coming through!
ISP
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R Kelly in the Crap
by ISP inr kelly arrested on child porn charges .
by jim loney
click to enlarge photo
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R Kelly arrested on child porn charges
By Jim Loney
Click to enlarge photo MIAMI (Reuters) - Grammy-winning rhythm and blues singer R Kelly has been arrested in Miami on new child pornography charges resulting from the discovery of sex pictures at his Florida home last year, police say.
Kelly, 36, who is free on bond awaiting trial on similar charges in Chicago, was charged with 12 counts of possession of child pornography. Police said some of the pictures showed him engaged in sex acts with a girl.
The arrest was made on a warrant from Polk County, Florida, where police said they found 12 digital images depicting "sexual activity by a female who was under 18 years of age" during a search of Kelly's rented home in Davenport, a central Florida town southwest of Orlando, in June during his arrest there on the Chicago charges.
Police said on Wednesday that the charges took this long to file because they were being meticulous in their investigation.
Several of the images showed Kelly involved in "sexual conduct" with the girl, police said. The age of sexual consent in Florida is 18.
"There is no question as far as we're concerned that it's his digital image, with a child under the age of 18, engaged in lewd conduct," Polk County Sheriff's Col. Grady Judd said, adding the investigation was continuing.
Kelly's Chicago attorney, Edward Genson, was not immediately available for comment.
Kelly was picked up without incident in the parking lot of Miami's luxury Grand Bay Hotel and released from the local jail on $12,000 (7,400 pounds) bail shortly after being booked.
Possession of child pornography in Florida is a third-degree felony. Each count carries a possible five-year prison term, meaning Kelly could face 60 years if convicted.
In Chicago, Kelly faces 21 counts of videotaping, producing or soliciting for child pornography stemming from a 26-minute videotape that allegedly depicted the singer in sex acts with a girl who police say was 14 at the time.
Kelly, whose given name is Robert, pleaded not guilty and said the man on the tape was not him. Bootleg copies of the tape became hot sellers on street corners.
After his arrest in Florida on the Chicago charges last year, a judge agreed to free him on bail but barred him from having contact with unrelated minors.
Kelly, who previously settled at least two lawsuits alleging sex with underage girls, won multiple Grammy Awards in 1997 for the gospel-like hit song "I Believe I Can Fly", from the movie "Space Jam".
He is known for the explicit carnality of some of his music, with song titles such as "Sex Me", "Your Body's Callin'" and "Bump n' Grind".
He married his 15-year-old protege, Aaliyah Haughton, in 1994, but the marriage to the future star was annulled. She died in a plane crash in the Bahamas in August 2001.
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Get Out of the EU While There's Time Friends!
by Francois injust read that german chancellor gerhard schroeder is ordering english news outlets to stop reporting on his alleged affairs.... .
response from the english?
"you don't rule enland....yet.
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Nah......EU is ok.......we will join one day.
ISP
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Miass is nowhere near Mianus...
by ISP insome links in miass: "ilmeny"intechural-labtamchgtuchat!
(teleconf.
home
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I am new here.....just wanted to say hi
by jesusstolemyhotrod inhello......so this is my first time here......i have been inactive for about 6 years now.....i was disfellowshipped about 11 years ago......but lucky me they let me back in......but i slowly just "fell away" and now i guess i am just an outsider who no one really wants anything to do with......mine is actually a sad story of rejection.....some one very close to me actually killed themselves while disfellowshipped......i am very bitter towards the whole thing and how he was treated.....and how i am still treated.....i guess now i am just a closet anarchist (hope that is spelt right) who secretly wishes the whole damn organization would just fall apart and disappear......anyway.....i just wanted to say hi......i am interested in everyones comments and theories in here......i have one of my own on how god is either falible or screwed the whole planet up on purpose......but that is probably not the kind of thing discussed here......i hope to check in regular and get involved in the discussions......thanks
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Hi hotrod dude!
ISP
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As a Dub, did you neglect your health?
by JH in.
when you were an active jw, did you neglect your health because the end was just around the corner.. many witnesses never went to see a doctor for a check up, because they actually believed that the end was a few months away.
we all know that sicknesses are cured if treated early, but you have to see the doctor on a regular basis for that.. did you neglect your health when you were a jw because you felt that the end was too close?
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....but as a dub.....I never smoked.......drank to excess.....or had sex with lots of girls........DARN IT!!!!!!!!!!
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Christ and OT prophecy
by SwedishChef inprophecy: ps 72:10. fulfilled: matt 2:1,11. .
prophecy: ps 2:6. fulfilled: matt 27:37. .
prophecy: ps 78:2. fulfilled matt 13:34. .
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AOL BROADBAND
by ScoobySnax injust signed on to aol broadband, but finding it a bit of a pig to work with....maybe i'm doing something wrong.
ok you can sign on in a matter of seconds, and web pages load real quick, but since joining, morpheous doesn't seem to work, and media player is very jumpy....can anyone help me get the most out of this thing i've just agreed to pay 27.99 a month for....cheers.
scott
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I'd change your ID......quick!
ISP
