I can see the 'writing' in the WT announcing the 'new arrangement' of spiritual food on a monthly basis.
Dear brothers and sisters, the time is close at hand. Our spiritual food is almost complete. Jehovah has informed us that there is no need to give bi-weekly spiritual food, as we already know all we need to know in this the last gasp of Satan's rule. Also, Jehovah has told us to keep up with our field service work, but we will have to use older Awake! magazines to show honest-hearted ones, as Jehovah has also informed us that Awake! is no longer needed. There are very few honest hearted people left in the world, and new Awake! articles will not help. Jehovah suggests spending only a few minutes with the householder(s) to determine if they are honest hearted. If they are receptive to a bible study, watch them closely, as in these are indeed the last gasps of Satan. If they do not respond continually in each bible study session, Jehovah's advice is to stop the study, as you are being tricked by Satan. The honest hearted ones left on Earth will need very little 'reasoning', they just really need to hear Jehovah's words...
So, effective immediatly, we are implementing Jehovah's new requirements. As the spiritual food we have been given is almost complete, the Watchtower magazine will now only be published monthly, and the Awake! is being discontinued.
Isn't Jehovah wonderful.. Just when we were starting to doubght that the end was soooo close, Jehovah, realizing we were having a hard time bearing this load, lightened it for us and told us exactly how close the end is..