Hey, just saw the commercial..
Take time to talk to your children..They should modify the script slightly:
"Hey, are you still up"
"Yeah, I cannot sleep - I keep thinking about what Brother x told me as he was touching me down there"
"Oh, what was that Billy"
"He said not to tell anyone or I will die at Armagedon"
"Oh, well Brother x is an elder, and we do need to listen to our elders. It's for your own good. I love you billy, and don't want to see anything happen to you. So, if brother x told you not to tell me, that is going against God's will, so do YOU want to tell brother x that you told me about this, or do you want me to tell brother x that you told me. Remember, brother x is here to help you."
---- Tagline --- LOVE your children according to God's loving arrangement.. Call your local Congregation of Jehovah's Witnesses for help to these problems and more via "biblical principals"