Marlene

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  Apostate Artwork

  by sacolton in

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  for use on any jw discussion/website .... .

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  Marlene

  Almost forgot my favorite one:

  
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  Apostate Artwork

  by sacolton in

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  for use on any jw discussion/website .... .

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  Bible Rating...If it was made into a movie?

  by Marlene in

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  when my parents refused to let me see a movie due to the horrific "r" rated movies, i would usually reply with the smartass question "what would the bible be rated if it were made into a movie?

  it would have to show genocide, human sacrifice, rape, incest, torture...even birthday celebrations!!

  did anyone else ever use this line of reasoning?.

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  Inkling- did you just give the CO a blank stare for such a crappy answer?
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  HAVE YOU EVER READ A WT BOOK COVER TO COVER?

  by badboy in

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  any takers?.

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  Yes. It's called family bible study night. I read far more than I care to remember.
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  Bible Rating...If it was made into a movie?

  by Marlene in

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  when my parents refused to let me see a movie due to the horrific "r" rated movies, i would usually reply with the smartass question "what would the bible be rated if it were made into a movie?

  it would have to show genocide, human sacrifice, rape, incest, torture...even birthday celebrations!!

  did anyone else ever use this line of reasoning?.

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  Marlene

  When my parents refused to let me see a movie due to the horrific "R" rated movies, I would usually reply with the smartass question "What would the Bible be rated if it were made into a movie? It would have to show genocide, human sacrifice, rape, incest, torture...even BIRTHDAY celebrations!!"

  Did anyone else ever use this line of reasoning?
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  ARE HERE ANY PLACES THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO VISIT AND WHY?

  by badboy in

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  any takers?.

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  The pyramids in egypt
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  Does anyone ever fail their baptism questions anymore

  by JWinprotest in

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  it used to be a lot more common when i was a kid, but you don't hear about it anymore..

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  Marlene

  I failed my publisher questions initially...

  Elder: Why do we go out in service?

  Me: To collect money for watchtower and awakes.

  Elder:
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  I Grew Weeds on My Chia Pet

  by Nosferatu in

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  coooooool!!!

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  Marlene

  I was just cleaning out my storage unit today and found this Chia Garcia Pet. Growing weeds outta this guy would be appropriate ;)

  
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  Kingdom Ministry ANNOUNCEMENTS September 2009

  by RR in

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  for the month of.

  november: what does the bible really teach?

  if householders already have the book, publishers may offer any 192-page book published prior to 1992. translation: "we have too many old books, help us get rid of them".

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  Marlene

  I wish they'd start printing the Expiration Date inside the publications.

  Should it be 8 to 12 months?

  Precisely. Maybe a few blank pages in the back to write down future "new light"
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  Smoking tobacco- ex-JW's have a warped view, so what should we do?

  by OnTheWayOut in

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  i used to smoke cigarettes.

  i quit as i was learning the lies of the watchtower organization.. i used to smoke between 1 and 3 packs a day depending on whether i went drinking or not.. .

  i didn't really quit for the religion, but as i was learning it.. i swore to quit when cigarettes got to cost me more than a buck a pack.

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  Marlene

  Excellent post OTWO- I often wondered why the organization allowed smoking, then deemed it a DF-able act. Since Russell was the perceived portal to God, shouldn't this deplorable sin have been communicated to the flock ASAP?