I've got this joke which is quite fuuny.
Little Johnny would say pray every night and his Dad would listen to it. One day Johnny said bless Mummy, bless Daddy, bless Granma, goodbye grandad. Well the next day grandad dropped dead. The father didn't think too much of it, but listened to Johnny prays again at night and heard him sy blees Mummy, bless Daddy, goodbye Granma. Well Granma dropped dead the next day. The father was so worried and when he got home was so nice to little Johnny, giving him treats and playing with him. At night when he said his prays, little Johhny said bless Mummy, goodbye Daddy. Well he couldn't sleep all night, tossing and turning, when he went to work was so careful, watching every step and checking things 3 times. When he got home, he said to his wife, boy what a shocking day I've had, I've been so stressed and tense all day. And she said, you've had a bad day., the milkman just dropped dead on our front lawn this morning...
Etna