Every meeting is hilarious to me now with the song book. I swear, EVERY meeting the singing is atrocious. The song, "This Is the Way", is starting to become an annoyance to me. I think I've heard it more than any of the other songs. For one reason or another it seems to be the popular song amongst WT heavys. I friggin hate that song. Terrible. Yesterday I just gave up during the song. I just read along while others in attendance butchered the prebutchered songs.
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some who have talked about the new songs might find this interesting/funny
by booby indear friends,.
the first song for this week's watchtower study is song #46. it's an old "familiar" one (song #33 in the "sing praises to jehovah" songbook) - of course with new words.
and since it starts out so familiar we at our meeting today sang it from the bottom of our hearts - just as we used to.
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At what age should women stop wearing tight jeans!?
by journey-on ini'm at the grocery store.
walking ahead of me is this woman with a really nice butt in really tight jeans, small waist, nice hair.
(yes, guys, even us women notice other women's butts:-) she stops at the dairy section, turns around and i swear she is 60 if not older!
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This Whooty phenomenon is getting out of hand. Obama should appoint me Director of Whooty Information Services.
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Highlights of Annual Meeting 2010
by elderelite infor those who are interested, the following changes were announced yesterday at the agm.
1) mts school has been done away with.
a) in its place two new schools have been formed.
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Of course clowns like littleburger, cantleave and mosche should not read this since they dont care.
Shots fired. Why the hostility EE?
Interesting though. The Service Overseer must have reminded me three times in the past week that he was going to the Annual Meeting. He's getting older and a little senile. He's an ok fellow, otherwise I would have said to him, "you told me already! I get it already, you must be a somebody!!" The visiting speaker today mentioned the Annual Meeting in his concluding prayer. I didn't hang around long enough to give him the traditional and obligatory "good job" comment after the meeting. So I can only guess he went too, and felt very important. Most JWs didn't even know the Annual Meeting was yesterday, and must quite frankly, don't care. You can add it to the list of items that include why does Bro.Splain look like a pervert, and does Herd realize he looks like buffoon surrounded by a bunch of men of European descent.
EE, you're probabaly right about things about to get harder. I guess sometimes I take for granted how many DOs and COs have the potential for getting out of line. You figure they're largely left alone, and have unlimited people kissing their booty. I imagine that has the potential to get to their heads.
A school for young ambitious brown nosers who were either too awkward, socially stunted, or incapable of making a living suitable enough to attract a woman. A school on the other hand for ambitious brown nosing couples who aren't satisfied with their local congregation recognizing their theocratic persuits and achievements. The latter school is for those who need more recognition. As if the list of unscriptural accolades just isn't good enough I guess. I feel bad for the congregation they get assigned to.
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The Annointed - how do they know?
by Listener into me this is a serious matter as the annointed are the basis of how the organization is set up and operates.
yet i have great difficulty in understanding how these people know that they are annointed.
does the bible actually say that they will know?
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Good thread topic. This is a really good indictment of the old white dudes and one token nigga in NY who have our families and hence our lives in a chokehold. You ever see the flick Bubba Hotep? Ossie Davis thinks he's John Friggin Kennedy, and Bruce Campbell thinks he's Elvis Pressley. They're both in a old timer's mental institution. Now imagine if the staff started believing that these two clowns really are who they say they are, can you imagine how insane that would be? Would you put your old loved ones in that facility? Absolutely not. Now look at it from this perspective. Imagine the old timer's mental institution is the Watchtower and Bible Tract Society. Guess who the staff are? Its you and me. We're paying with our money, lives and volunteering our lives to allow several old white men and one token nigga to live a life that most Medicare aged people dream of. These shysters have convinced 7 million people or so to contribute their income and lives because these old fart bastards have stated that they're the annointed representatives of Jehovah.
Let me ask you another question. How do we know that Jehovah has appointed these several old white men, and one token nigga? Because these several old white men and one token nigga have told you so! They even print pictures of themselves so you and I know who they are!!! How kind of these several old white men and this one token nigga!! It sounds outragous, but guess what? They got our lives in a chokehold. I love the scene in the move Scarface, when Scarface shoots the corrupt cop. The cop holding his wound says, "you can't shoot a cop!" Scarface looks at him and says, "Whoever said you was one? So long Frank, have a good trip." Then he finishes him off. We've got the same corrupt cops in New York professing to be God's chosen spokesmen. The only question I have is whoever said they were?
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Since reaching middle aged adulthood, you ever have moments of uncertainty that frightened you?
by miseryloveselders intoday's been somewhat of a strange day for me, but what concerns me is that i can't provide an explanation why.
i awoke a couple minutes before my alarm clock went off, as i always do.
its rare that the alarm wakes me.
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Hey Noble, you might be right. I know I posted that I've been able to walk between both worlds, but at times it get hard. I struggle somedays worse than others. No easy solution though. Life is about struggle I guess. It wasn't meant to be a cakewalk. Thank you for the sentiments, I appreciate that especially on a night like tonight. Lonliness is tormenting my soul tonight.
Poopsie, thanks for asking. Had I responded when you originally posted, I would have said, I guess I'm ok. Right now though, I'm not doing too hot. I just got back from a book store. I swear when you browse a book store, you realize how much in life you've missed out on. Thirty something years of my life dedicated to a pseudo Christian book publishing company. It hurts me to think they got the best of my family and almost got the best of me. They might still get the best of me depending on how I play my cards. Its not right, but its life I guess. Again, thanks for asking though.
Hey Lil Witch, I just got back from Macys and Barnes N Nobels, and I was behind a black BMW that could not figure out what they wanted to do regarding parking spaces. I was furious!!! While i was in a parking lane, I noticed two lanes over, there were empty spaces, so I wanted to get over there, but I'm stuck behind this BMW. So I honked the horn, and raised my arms like what are you going to do? So they pulled over so I could get past them. When I passed them, I noticed it was a soccor mom on a cell phone. ARGHGHGHGH!!!!!! Being honest Little Witch, I am unhappy tonight. I was unhappy when I picked my screen name, hence the adjective, Miserable. Jeez, its been over a year now since I picked that name, and the only thing thats changed is I'm now consciously miserable. This life is a pathetic existance. I bought Christopher Hitchen's God Is Not Great tonight. I probably wouldn't have done it on any other day, but tonight I had a moment of weakness, and its time to explore all sides of relgious arguments. Like I mentioned before, when browsing a book store, you realize how much you've not been exposed to in life as a born in Jehovah's Witness. Walking through the History section, the True Crime section, Graphic Novel section, Science section, Math section, etc.. It hurts, I've been living in a bubble to some degree.
Cult Classic, I swear reading your posts, its like we're one in the same. It amazes me how many of us have had the same experiences, or are going through the exact same emotions at the same time. Its amazing. I'm going to have to browse your threads again. Thanks for the thoughts. You're right, we dont know jack.
You Bethel monitors, if you're reading this, do me a favor. Tell your superiors up there, you got me good. You really did a number on the first thirty years of my life. You better hope I don't lose all my beliefs of whats right and wrong, or lose my conscience. Because if that happens, I'm going to pay a visit to you in New York. I promise you, its not to tour your facilities.
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Conscience matters™
by serenitynow! inotwo's b-day thread got me thinking about this strange jw loophole.. did anyone use the rationale of something being a "conscience matter" to do something that may not have been explicitly condemned in the scriptures or in the lit, or not confess something?.
i realize i did that for the acceptance of b-day discounts, holiday work bonuses, etc.
also for r rated movies, and going to bars.. i did during the last presidential election when i voted for the first time while still a believing jw.
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LOL Trueblue. I walked right into that one too.
Yesterday was a coworker's birthday. She's an older woman, you might say the grandmother like figure in the department. Every company has some. Another worker approached me and asked, "Misery, I know you don't do birthdays, but did you wish such-n-so a happy birthday?" Ya know, time stopped for a split second in a matrix like way. I thanked the coworker for reminding me, and made my way back to the old birthday girl. The whole time I'm walking back there my brain and heart were in a fierce debate as to whether or not what I'm about to do is appropriate. I'm debating how I can word this without actually saying happy birthday. Should I say, "Congratulations on making it to your 62nd year!", or "how does it feel to be another year older? Glad ya made it and your still with us!" "You cheated death another year! Congratulations!" Eventually common sense prevailed over Fred Franz and Rutherford's lunacy. I got back to the birthday gals' cubicle, and wished her a happy birthday. There's no principle or law in the Bible forbidding me from doing what I did. I don't even view it as a conscience matter now that the matter is over. I view it as a non-issue that should have never been an issue for me or anybody else in this cancer of a rotton religion established with the ideas of sick dispicable old men in Bethel.
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Update on my JC hearing...received the expected news
by SweetBabyCheezits inin case anyone's interested but unaware of my family's case up to this point, here's the original thread:.
http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/jw/friends/198852/5/sbcheezits-judicial-hearing-my-epic-fail-repost-for-ie-users.
so the elders requested a follow-up meeting last week but we were unable to meet at their set time and told them as much.
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SBCZ, is today the wedding date? Were you able to postpone the inevitiable long enough to attend the wedding in good standing?
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To Christmas or Not to Christmas (inspired by Watersprout's DA thread)
by Mad Sweeney inmy wife and kid want to do christmas but i don't.
i am not against it but i have no reason to celebrate the holiday.
i'll get the kid some presents, and maybe my wife, but is that alone really "celebrating christmas?
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MLE -- I'm the guy trying to convince the orthodox Jew how much more awesome his pizza would be if he added bacon. My task is not easy. I would never force bacon onto his cheese pizza.
LOL. Thats hilarious dude. There's a neigborhood I frequent with a heavy Jewish population, and many foreign people from all over due the universities in our city. Many of the foreigners are from the Middle East. This neighborhood has several pizza shops. Its hilarious because when I walk by, or am in the shops, a lot of these folks are eating pizza with pepperoni. I'm thinking to myself, thats still pork, you're not supposed to be eating that!!!!! I'm convinced that if Jews and Muslims ate bacon, BBQ Ribs, pork roasts, pepperoni and other pork products, they could achieve peace between Jews and everybody else in the Middle East.
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To Christmas or Not to Christmas (inspired by Watersprout's DA thread)
by Mad Sweeney inmy wife and kid want to do christmas but i don't.
i am not against it but i have no reason to celebrate the holiday.
i'll get the kid some presents, and maybe my wife, but is that alone really "celebrating christmas?
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Thanks Vamp, I'll check that out. Its nice not being alone in the screw holidays category.
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To Those Still Going To Meetings---How Do You Still Do It?
by minimus ini have to hand it to some of you!.
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Its only for a handful of hours throughout the week. We spend forty hours or more at work. We spend untold hours in front of the TV. Whats wrong with giving the almighty faithful and discreet slave a handful of hours throughout the week?