You have the right idea Billly. If he had a magazine route and four Bible studies along with enough return visits he wouldn't need a place to live he couldbe 24/7 in the homes of potential converts.
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Poor homeless Bro. Larry Jackson
by ShirleyW intheres a story in the ny daily news today that says this jw is homeless and was denied shelter after having a brief conversation with the woman who helped him with his application after he mentioned he was a jw.
her reasoning of why she denied his application was that she thought he would go door to door in the 45-unit facility!
i myself find that hilarious, he just mightve done that to get his time in!
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Those Wonderful Kingdom Songs
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lumper
I was thinking about those old songs the other night. I loved the melody to "Walking in Integrity." In considering the words- "I do not sit with wicked men of lies... In you (J) i trust and in integrity I've trod... Examine Me and put me to the test... etc. " It is typical baosting session material about how great the JWs were/are. They might as well have sung "We are best; the world is going to die; they are not as good as we are." I still fijnd myself singing it as i drive down the road.
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Those Wonderful Kingdom Songs
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lumper
I was thinking about those old songs the other night. I loved the melody to "Walking in Integrity." In considering the words- "I do not sit with wicked men of lies... In you (J) i trust and in integrity I've trod... Examine Me and put me to the test... etc. " It is typical baosting session material about how great the JWs were/are. They might as well have sung "We are best; the world is going to die; they are not as good as we are." I still fijnd myself singing it as i drive down the road.
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What Do Jehovah's Witnesses Have Going For Them?
by minimus inthere must be a reason jws stay or people join..
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When I first read the thread's title I couldn't help but think that what many JWs have going for them is an uncanny ability to clean windows and mop floors-just saying!
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Perks of reaching 50 and over!!!!!
by jam in1) kidnappers are not very interested in you.. 2) in a hostage situation you are likely to be.
released first.. 3) no one expects you to run anywhere.. 4) people call at 9pm (or 9am) and ask, did.
i wake you?.
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lumper
There are only three good things to being fifty:
Grandkids
Afternoon naps
Senior discounts
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lumper
This thread reminded me of my youth. I was about ten years old and ended up with the Presiding overseer's wife in the FS. It was just her and I in her nice 4 door Mercury Marquise. To preserve her reputation, and looking back, so as not to tempt her with my ten year old virile manliness, I sat in the back seat all day long. It looked ridiculous but I knew Jehovah was pleased with our integrity.
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What do apostates really want?
by Mr Facts ini'm just wondering what the whole apostate propaganda is all about?.
do you think you can do some sort of justice to the wt for the pains they have caused you?, what actualy are your motives?.
i dont get it.
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The Apostle Paul wrote of his burden for his Jewish brothers to find Christ. Like Paul I wish that so many of the misdirected JWs might find rest in the grace of Jesus Christ. Now they have a satanic cult as their cruel taskmaster. How discouraging it is to do your best and always be told it is not good enough, God doesn't like you, nor does your cult leadership. In fact I hope the GB all wake up in the morning with prostates the size of cantaloupes.
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Anyone out there trapped in a unscriptural divorce by their witness mate.Unable to get remarried or you will be shunned
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If you are being held hostage in a failed marriage remember Jesus's words about the standards. Law of the OT. Hesaid he did not come to take away "one jot or tittle" from the Law. Under the Law you could divorce due to desertion, lack of "marital due", abuse. I am not at my desk to give scriptural proof but look for it and you will find a law that even Jesus said he would not change. I know this would never be good for the super spiritual elders or GB but maybe it will give a trapped one peace to make a good decision in a bad situation.
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Letter I am writing to local Newspaper......
by tresdecu instill going back to correct grammer / spelling, but this is basically what i am writing to them.
it probably won't do any good, but you never know:.
thanks for taking the time to read this.
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i hope the letter also provides an opportunity to vent against the injustice of the WTBS. I cannot help but notice the similarity between the Jerry Sandusky pedophilia trial; how PSU covered it up to maintain theri reputation, and how the WTBTS coverup the many scandals that envelop its rotting corpse of self righteousness. The issues such as pedophilia, the constant change of doctrine, the Malawi/Mexico scandal, blood and fractions, etc. Any newspaper that would write an article setting these people up as fine folks is no less than an accessory to their crimes/sins. I might include that in my lettet T.
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Watch Tower Pennsylvania Corporation Balance Sheet
by Marvin Shilmer inwatch tower pennsylvania corporation balance sheet .
today i added a new article to my blog addressing a dated and signed statement by the watch tower corporation of its financial worth.
this information is provided for benefit of a jury that has already found in favor of a single plaintiff to the tune of 7-million us dollars and will today be asked to consider whether punitive damages should be added to its finding for the plaintiff.
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lumper
Doesn't that confirm what we all experienced- that JWs from the top down are cheap and self-centered. On income of Millions they gave out $21,000 in relief/ assistance fund. Most of that probably went to JWs and never to help earthquake/tsunami/ natural disasters. How loving!