This tidbit you found inThe Finished Mystery is amusing:
24. Michael the Archangel is the Pope of Rome (p.188)
It's time for a little word problem:
Part 1: According to the Watchtower, who else is Michael the Archangel?
Part 2: Using this information, apply the transisitive property of equality to determine (according to official Watchtower publications):
Who is the Pope?
I hope they are paying him obescience!