I have two that I always laugh at:
First, Losch gave a part a few years back about a guy who had OCD and constantly had to wash his hands. He got so frustrated that he eventually went and bought a gun and attempted to commit suicide. However, somehow he miraculously survived the shot to the head. The Losch applied that to the decision to go to college, likening it to shooting yourself in the head. You may survive, but it's not a good idea. LOL.
Second, I always heard the story of the sister who had a bible in the back seat of her car, and somehow she was shot at with a gun. Thankfully, the bullet was stopped by the bible in her back seat, and it was soooo obvious that god stopped that bullet.
Ridiculous.
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