There is always at least 2 or 3 REALLY crazy persons in the Kingdom Hall. The kind of person that when they raise their hand the speaker on stage knows he's taking a gamble if he calls on them - yet he can't discriminate.
Anyhow, I remember one time a younger brother was doing sound and one of those crazy brothers was about to give his 5 minute talk (I forget what number that was, prior to them just reading scripture). The crazy brother slipped the young brother doing sound a CD and said "play this when I get on stage".
Well, he gets up on stage and all of a sudden hawaiian music starts playing... The man on stage just starts dancing. This lasted for 2 minutes until brothers scrambled to turn it off.
There really was no point to the hawaiian music or the dancing. The talk went on about some boring scripture and I think his point was that it's good to "lighten things up" sometimes.
ANOTHER time, a brother (who was a little off but brave) was doing a talk on friendship. He was not a MS or an Elder but on stage he talked about a perfect world where everyone got along. The he talked about how sometimes persons forget to invite people, or purposely leave people out of their "groups". I'll never forget when he dropped the bomb. "I'm TALKING TO YOU ELDERS". "The elders in this congregation are THE most unfriendly, thoughtless, and careless people I have ever met! You should be ashamed of yourselves." This was in the main hall not some back room. So you could see brothers running up to other brothers kneeling over to talk to them prior to the talk finally finishing with the man on stage crying.
The school teacher said, "We're pressed for time, so I will go over your talk with you after the meeting".
When he said "I" he meant 4 other brothers with him.
I know I'm not the only one with crazy comments overheard, or bizzare talks. LET ME HEAR YOUR STORIES!
