Guys, this just proves that every single event can be paralleled for forshadowed with the WTBS...errr, i mean the bible.
- Swim too far out? Get back to the KH and do more FS and whatever you do, DON'T take swimming lessons. If you need to know anything, it will be in the Awake.
- Lost your job? Get back to the KH and do more FS and god will take care of you (and don't forget the widow who donated her last penny!)
- Got cancer? Get back to the KH and do more FS! After you die, god will take care of you.
- You have a good job? You are too conerned with the things of the world, get back to the KH and do more FS (and don't forget that you can donate more money with that job)!
- Don't make enough to support your family? Get to KH and do more FS and god will take care of you!
- Your child was attacked by a pedo in the congregation? God will handle it after about 20 more kids have had their lives destroyed, get back to the KH and do more FS!
- Burdened down with over a billion dollars worth of real estate holding in Brooklyn? Sell it, tell everyone to get to the KH, do more FS (and donate more money)!