what was the best joke you ever heard as you were growing up?.
in a psychiatrist's waiting room two patients are having a conversation.
the second answers, "i'm napoleon, so the doctor told me to come here.".
What was the best joke YOU ever heard as you were growing up?
In a psychiatrist's waiting room two patients are having a conversation. One says to the other, "Why are you here?"
The second answers, "I'm Napoleon, so the doctor told me to come here."
The first is curious and asks, "How do you know that you're Napoleon?"
The second responds, "God told me I was."
At this point, a patient on the other side of the room shouts, "NO I DIDN'T!"
i am at a loss as to understanding why some people give so much time and energy to responding to people like obves on this board ,,,,,,,,and of course he`s not the only one , ,,,,,,,,,why do we give these guys the platform to espouse their dribble ?
on this site ?
it is an exjw site is it not,?
the world is fond of what is it's own. So It would be hypocritical to say 'well He's/she's not an ex jw...so we should not talk to her/him or give him/her the time of day' ...when the jw's are doing the same thing about disfellowshiped ones. ' He's not a jw anymore so we're not gonna talk to Him/her giver her/him the time of day'
or
'their views are so different, not 'of our own' ...that we should reject him/her' funny that statement ...can be made be exjw and jw's, IF they're 'worldly' and unaccepting
um...i'm a exjw by theway =D I don't know OBVES or whomever
i miss my jw friends. And I've told them 'Just be my friend. Lets put aside the whole religion thing and just be friends' ....but alas....they don't. Cause GODS GONNA KILL THEM AT ARMEGEDDON FOR BEING MY FRIEND AND PRACTICING LOVE! dun dun DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
well the 'standout' for me was the generation demo.
you cant have a red blood cell treatment, but you could have a haemoglobin treatment, haemoglobin is a conscience matter.
red blood cells treatment.
Well if everyone knew what was really written (not implying one should put all their faith in a book) ...do you really think people would stay? I left because of the inconsistencies with the Bible.
Me
not that i cant write up something myself, but i figure why try and reinvent the wheel?
i think it is time to cross that bridge.
thank you!.
Give em a taste of their own logical Falliacy
Dear GB
I would like to inform you that I will no longer be associated with your organization. I feel as though this is the best solution and if I don't do this, I'll end up like my friend who was suppose to write an essay for his English class but he didn't...and BAM! Herpes.
Sincerely,
Me
i have a 3-way tie,,,.
nightmare on elm street series - especially in noes2, when the gurl is running from freddie in the basement, and her feet are in goo,,, and just when he's about to catch her,,, she gets traction --- that's real nightmare action!.
rosemary's baby - no special effects,,, just the creepiest freakin' neighbours in the world ... chilling!.
I've tried to get scared ...I can't seem to anymore. Preditor use to give me nightmares after I watched it, but I never got scared watching it.
Personally for me (and maybe a lot of you) the idea of being out of control and enveloped with emotion of despair is important and the 'unknown.' What is exactly on the otherside, without seeing it. For me the score is the KEY ingredient with the element of it 'actually happening' ...so it has to have an element of real life attached.
Again, It's gotta have amazing musical score.
I recommend Matarys ....it only scared me at one part of it...(element of suprize also important) Matarys is one of the most amazing movies i've ever seen. It's just REALLY good at creating a great plot.
Texas Chain Saw Massacre (the original) was also scarey because of the 'real life' possibility.
Most 'Monster' movies don't scare me.
I think the CONCEPT of Nightmare on Elm Street is probably one of the BEST concepts in scarey movies. It has all the elements Suprise, possibility of being real and terrified by Nightmarish demon(s)in your dreams, lack of control over surroundings and self. Great music score...etc... But uh...I was too old to really get scared by it. It's one of those movies to be watched when your like 10 or something. Otherwise it doesn't work as much when your older, for me anyway.
Me
so ...i'm a nurse, and i do a lot of home stuff.
my patients tend to need a lot of care and i find out that there is a cartoon called 'the wacky races' ....or whatever.
and i look, ......and the dog....is your icon!
LOLOLOLOL
so ...i'm a nurse, and i do a lot of home stuff.
my patients tend to need a lot of care and i find out that there is a cartoon called 'the wacky races' ....or whatever.
and i look, ......and the dog....is your icon!
So ...i'm a nurse, and I do a lot of home stuff. My patients tend to need a lot of care and I find out that there is a cartoon called 'the wacky races' ....or whatever. And I look, ......and the DOG....is YOUR icon! ...I almost bust out laughing my ass off to it in my chair (not really). Now, im sure you probably had this discussion before, but the part that connected to me, not only because of the dog and his snickering, but also that your probably in your 40s...maybe 50s...But that dog is the best character on there =D
Me
(fluff thread).... no, seriously, though (may you all have peace!)...
there are times when, within seconds after submitting a post, someone posts a response to it.
now, that isn't unusual in and of itself; however, my posts can be quite long sometimes.
Well it turns out marty crashed the delorean into the crystler building. He saw this weird pine tree that was racing him and was always winning. No matter how hard he tried, it was always ahead of him. It turns out, it was his air freshner hanging from the rearview mirror. ....dumb ass.
Back to the future 4.....revenge of the pine tree. It's the smokers version apparently.
(fluff thread).... no, seriously, though (may you all have peace!)...
there are times when, within seconds after submitting a post, someone posts a response to it.
now, that isn't unusual in and of itself; however, my posts can be quite long sometimes.
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guidance!
.........what is the difference????
i don't understand anyone want to help me understand..
Guidance! .........what is the difference???? i don't understand anyone want to help me understand.
