wait did you just make this up? I see no link, video, or ...maybe it's YOU? Did you beat your monkey? I'm callin animal cruelty.
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the sight that set him off!.
wait did you just make this up? I see no link, video, or ...maybe it's YOU? Did you beat your monkey? I'm callin animal cruelty.
Me
i'm keeping my distance from my parents but i keep running into my mother around town.
yesterday it was at walmart, a couple of weeks ago it was at the mall.
both times my husband was not acknowledged (basically shunned), hubby says its a weird feeling but he's ok with not having to talk to my mother.. i call my mother every couple of weeks or so and the last time i spoke to her (about two days before walmart) she said that she wished we could go shopping or go to lunch together.
Have you tried superglue? ...nah...that's just mean..................................or is it?
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everywhere i've gone, no matter what, there's always a 'popularity contest' (which i'm a loser to)... whether it was in the organization (based on how high you went up the chain of command or who you married for the sisters), the school system such as high school, college, etc.. or job.
who does the hardest work, who does what, when how.
even on this website.
lol I know Outlaw, I was just making a joke
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oh god...this is going to piss everyone off..i swear this is the last time i'm gonna talk about this.. .
outlaw voted: kfc/beer/my humour and... .
88% of the world population was voted in by outlaw .....disqualified due to multiple votes for individual person in a generalized population as 1 vote does not count...plus 88% of the world isn't popular.. voices 3 (pitty votes really xd).
*grabs a giant machine gun and heads towards june buggy (as oppose to dune buggy)* Baby-Killz-a lot reporting for duty SIR! ...eh...MA'AM!
FULLY locked and loaded with a belt-fed, air-cooled, gas-operated, fully automatic machine gun that fires from the open bolt position. This reliable 7.62mm machine gun delivers more energy to the target than the smaller caliber M-249 SAW. Ammuntion? Brussel sprouts. Which will be fired into the mouths of the opposers!
EAT IT! EAT B.S.!
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everywhere i've gone, no matter what, there's always a 'popularity contest' (which i'm a loser to)... whether it was in the organization (based on how high you went up the chain of command or who you married for the sisters), the school system such as high school, college, etc.. or job.
who does the hardest work, who does what, when how.
even on this website.
ROFLOL Shelby!!!
LOL !!... mm..lol..yeah..but seriously though, What are Brussel spouts?
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the novelist and essayist haruki murakami wrote quite a bit, based on interviews he did with survivors and cult members, about the aum sect, who released deadly sarin nerve-gas on the tokyo subway in 1995. his interviews and his thoughts appeared in english in the book "underground".. he promised to return to the matter of cults in his fiction, which he has done in his latest work, iq84.. in it appear two cults, one is "aum like", with a very sinister leader, the other is a christian sect whose pamphleteering members refuse life-saving surgery and is called "the society of witnesses", i wonder who inspired the latter one ?.
WHAT?! you mean to tell me that the Jw religion is a CULT? ooooooooooooo i'mma hafta get all gangsta on their ass now.
they best hope I don't grow my jheri curls back!
Me (but that's not me in pix)
oh god...this is going to piss everyone off..i swear this is the last time i'm gonna talk about this.. .
outlaw voted: kfc/beer/my humour and... .
88% of the world population was voted in by outlaw .....disqualified due to multiple votes for individual person in a generalized population as 1 vote does not count...plus 88% of the world isn't popular.. voices 3 (pitty votes really xd).
Well...i'm....hearing som..yes...i'm hearing something.
I just got word shelby. I hate to break this to everyone...but He that is least.....shall be the greatest....so it turns out.....it's neither of those two! THE WINNER! and the 'least reigning champion' IS DaCheech. Congradulations DaCheech.....your pride of choosing 'least' won after all. Now get to work and do my dishes. They're dirty.
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oh god...this is going to piss everyone off..i swear this is the last time i'm gonna talk about this.. .
outlaw voted: kfc/beer/my humour and... .
88% of the world population was voted in by outlaw .....disqualified due to multiple votes for individual person in a generalized population as 1 vote does not count...plus 88% of the world isn't popular.. voices 3 (pitty votes really xd).
I'm not sure if i want a masturbating monkey as my avatar though. Got anything else? What about this one? It's so...'IT WAS YOU! YOU WITH THE CANDLE STICK IN THE LIVING ROOM AT MIDNIGHT KILLED THE PROFESSOR!' feel to it.
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oh god...this is going to piss everyone off..i swear this is the last time i'm gonna talk about this.. .
outlaw voted: kfc/beer/my humour and... .
88% of the world population was voted in by outlaw .....disqualified due to multiple votes for individual person in a generalized population as 1 vote does not count...plus 88% of the world isn't popular.. voices 3 (pitty votes really xd).
LOL Sizemik! That's funny.
Shamus:
i don't copy. Sorry. I may have found the picture on my own but that doesn't mean I copied someone else's avatar here. but since it's bothering you sooooooooo much....ill change it. JUST for you Shamus ;) uh.....no pickle custome though eh? alright...maybe a cucumber one? I mean really, a pickle is just a drunk cucumber isn't it?
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my cat semone: "i swear that's not my shit in your shoe!".
oh sure...like my girlfriend decided to fill it up.. me.
Quartback:
ROFLOL i've heard similar joke but different scenerio. lol
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