My Cat Semone: "I swear that's not my shit in your shoe!"
oh sure...like my girlfriend decided to fill it up.
Me
If your pet could talk, what would he/she say?
by Voices 32 Replies latest jw friends
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Robdar
I used to have a pet that could talk quite well. His name was Elvis. He usually told me he would appreciate a bite of whatever I was having.
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sinis
That I am God - creator of all things, he may eat anything in the garden, only the couches he shall not touch... ;)
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tec
"Feed me, play with me, give me that, play with me, feed me, cookie?, treat?, feed me, what's that smell, outside, outside, I'm sorry :(, play with me - I KILL you, I KILL the couch, I KILL the ball, I KILL the shoes, I KILL the book someone left here on my couch!, I KILL that ant, cookie?... zzzzz.... (rinse and repeat)..."
My dog is a boston terrior, hyper as anything, full speed ahead, little terror!
Peace,
Tammy
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JRK
Rub my tummy.
JK
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itsibitsybrainbutbigenoughtosmellarat
Thank you for staying home Thursday evenings, Sunday Afternoons, and Saturday mornings. as well as numerous other times you left throughourt the week on pointless missions from God.
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wha happened?
forget that dry crap, give me some of what your having for dinner
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Cagefighter
"What I would give for arms long enough to reach my no-no place like you have, you lucky bastard"
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OUTLAW
Feed me..Pet me..Love me..
I`m adorable..
Clean my Litter Box..
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james_woods
OUTLAW's cat would say "Let me down off the ceiling" -
BTW - Did you know that the internet would not exist as we know it today if there were not funny cat pictures?
