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joannadandy
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Chinese Astrology - What Animal Are You?
by MissyMoesGhost inlast night i was chatting with introspection and we breifly discussed chinese astrology.
i know a bit about it... .
look up your sign here -- and remember chinese astrology starts with the month february.
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Were you chaperoned?
by writerpen innow that i'm out of the borg and realizing that i've never dated, i think it's in the near future for me.
so i was thinking about my age of 30 and never being on a date.
but even worse, i was thinking of those of you who dated while in the borg and had to deal with an audience - actually i had to laugh when thinking about the absurdity of the scenario.
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Cheers Mama...I wish you were my mama!
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Are You the Weakest Link?
by VioletAnai ina little test: .
the weakest link....... here is a very simple little test comprising of four questions to determine the level of your intellect.
answer: if you answered second-last, once again you're completely wrong.
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Ok so what I am about to say has nothing to do with this subject: (I got them all wrong except number two and number three-so I don't wanna play)
Joe- I love your pic!! That rocks!!
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Are women naturally "Bi" ?
by refiners fire injust a question.
actually a friend of mine, alex, (who hopefully might read this and commence posting on this board) has been insisting for 20 years that women are naturally bi sexual.
i laughed at his claims.. but now, looking around here, and based on numerous group chats ive had with women on this site, there seems to be some evidence that his theory is correct.
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power like it is with guys (generalizing, I know...)...it's much more sensual than that. Very different indeed.
Sex is about power with guys? That hasn't been my experience at all...it's been very sensual...ok more info than ANY of you people need to know but what the hell...there are lousy women lovers who have no idea what they are doing just like there are lousy men lovers. Having the equipment doesn't mean you know how to work with another system. Not only that, but women are just too soft and light, for my taste-butterfly kisses and light fingertips (which is fine for foreplay-but c'on let's get it ON!)...frankly I dig hair pulling, screaming, and face smashing tounge lashing kissing. Plus I dig stubble.
So unless I find an eastern european woman who is a body builder with a five o'clock shadow...women can't do it for me.
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Speech Counsel Point - TIMING
by Mister Biggs intheocratic ministry school (tms) pet peeve of mine is found below.
please feel free to add any that you find as annoying and hypocritical as mine.... last night, brother gramaton* delivered the # 2 talk (bible reading).
he received all of this "wonderful, upbuilding" counsel from brother hank*, the school overseer.
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joannadandy
I think the worst parts for going overtime were the concluding talks at conventions and those damn long prayers as well as the final talk of the service meeting.
UGHHH! Try standing in high heels weaving with your eyes closed for 15 min of prayer!!
As for the whole, giving recomendations to others in a speech class, yeah that is helpful, but you are supposed to do it so that everyone has a chance to chime in, and the speaker gets a chance to make comments too. Then a dialouge is started about what went wrong and what went right, what worked for the AUDIENCE, and what didn't. This is way different from what goes on in the MS.
I would also like to point out how EASY you boys had it! lol...nothing was more irritating than having to write a five minute play instead of giving a speech. HOW LAME IS THAT?
Do you all remember, maybe it was just my hall, when they really pushed the sisters to have informal witnessing as a setting? (I got told-from the platform-that next time I should use that for my setting) YEAH RIGHT! Do you know how hard that is?Your topic is: "The signifgance of the bride class for modern day christians" Setting; Informal witnessing at a Bus Stop. ...PUH-LEEZE!
Me and my one friend wouldALWAYS throw in this line in our talks, just because it was so damn hoaky..Her-"Do you have your bible with you?" Me: (in as fake a voice as possible) "why yes! YES I do have my bible with me while I am sitting in this truck stop"
It always made the congregation laugh...even they knew how lame it was...
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What a wonderful world it would be...
by joannadandy init just dawned on me...you can't give someone the finger if you are wearing mittens.. this may be of little importance to some of you in warm areas, but this bothers/intrigues me.
if i wanted to flip a bird while wearing mittens the person i am sending it to would just think i am angrily waving at them, and then the padded wagon of doom would come.. would more mittens in our society qwell road rage?.
i was also pondering skipping...i haven't had a good skip in ages!.
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Raven- Ever heard of Dave and Busters?
There are a handful around the U.S. and some in Europe. It's not a playground, but it's a sportsbar/arcade. I frickin love that place!! During the day famlies are welcome, but after 9 the arcade is for adults only. They even have a ball pit! It's an awesome date place, you sit back drink your beer, eat pizza, watch some basketball, and then go shoot monsters, or play on a river raft game...it's awesome, I wish there was one closer to me...
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Were you chaperoned?
by writerpen innow that i'm out of the borg and realizing that i've never dated, i think it's in the near future for me.
so i was thinking about my age of 30 and never being on a date.
but even worse, i was thinking of those of you who dated while in the borg and had to deal with an audience - actually i had to laugh when thinking about the absurdity of the scenario.
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joannadandy
I personally never had a chaperone...I also never dated a witness boy, which made telling anyone about who I was dating not an option.
HAHAHA!
When I was 15 I told my best friend, "there is no way in hell I am going to date a witness"
After she pickerd her jaw up off the floor she said, "why not?"
I said "I just can't see myself married to a plumber or janitor"
Edited by - joannadandy on 21 June 2002 16:29:59
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Are women naturally "Bi" ?
by refiners fire injust a question.
actually a friend of mine, alex, (who hopefully might read this and commence posting on this board) has been insisting for 20 years that women are naturally bi sexual.
i laughed at his claims.. but now, looking around here, and based on numerous group chats ive had with women on this site, there seems to be some evidence that his theory is correct.
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I totally agree with Naebs, it is more acceptable for women to experiment than it is men.
My friends and I just had a conversation about this a few days ago, and joked that it's "the in thing dah-ling, any girl as any girl is bi" It does kind of seem to be a fad.
I also have to TOTALLY agree with this:
'seem' bisexual or into having sex with other women, but have confessed it's all just talk
I have know more than a few women who are curious, but would never go through it. It will remain a fantasy. I also know another handful, and this makes me very sad, who aren't bi, but would be for their boyfriends/husbands enjoyment. That's just sad!
I read a psychologist who said one time that the reason it is more acceptable by a society for there to be lesbians and bisexual women is that women are seen as nuturing figures anyway. And I think that's a lot of what goes on in this forum. Women are the flirty touchy feely types of a society and branches off to men and women. Men aren't socialized to behave that way, and if they do--it goes without saying it is only socially acceptable to flirt with women. I also think a lot of precieved bisexuality is done on the part of men. I love it when I go to a club with friends of both genders and we see two girls on the dance floor bumping and grinding, the guys all say "oh my god check out the lesbians!" and all of the ladies realize "pfff no, they are probably just friends". I can be flirtatious with my girl-friends. Again, it's just nurturing and playful. I don't think any of us would ever seriously hop into bed with each other.
I have to agree with moe too...I can appreciate beauty in all human forms. The female body is beautiful...doesn't make me bi...tho I must admit, there was a time when I thought I probably was, who knew sexuality could be so confusing.
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Got Art?
by joannadandy inmoe always includes cool paintings and such in her posts, so i thought what the hell, what painters, paintings turn your crank?.
here are some of mine.
this one is above my desk.... this one hangs over my bed.... .
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Movie quotes - Guess and give
by SpiceItUp inok...simon with his guess the song lyrics inspired me to do one for movies..... you can post your fave movie quote and see if anyone can guess it.
no home movies or indie please (unless its really well-known).
plus if you want you can put what genre it is...... i have one to start us out:.
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8. Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?
I think this is ghostbusters isn't it?
Here is a new one:
"What's so funny about the name Bigguss Dickuss?" (pretty easy)