Posts by joannadandy

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From the mouths of babes (post your funnies)

by Cappuccino OC in

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a couple of years ago during the km meeting the day of the memorial was announced, location and time.

the announcement was followed by a km article review re: the memorial (question & answer).

my daughter was 5 at that time and had been dozing off & on.

joannadandy

Rosalyn your story reminded me of my best friends little brother...he had to be like 3 or 4 at the time, and was acting up, so his mom was marching him downstairs to admister some corporal punishment. They were walking up the isle, he grabbed her face squishing her cheeks in both his little hands and turned her to look him in the eye, and he yelled "MOMMY I LOVE YOU!"

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From the mouths of babes (post your funnies)

by Cappuccino OC in

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a couple of years ago during the km meeting the day of the memorial was announced, location and time.

the announcement was followed by a km article review re: the memorial (question & answer).

my daughter was 5 at that time and had been dozing off & on.

joannadandy

Not mine, my sisters: A car full of African Americans pulls up next to my parents, where we grew up let's just say not a lot of diversity, so she yells out the open car windows "Hey dad look! It's the Jackson Five!"

Same sister different story: They were shoe shopping and she was trying some on. When the salesman asked her what she thought of them, she tried to think of the biggest word she could to impress him so she said in a vey sweet and thrilled voice, "Oh my well, I think they are just really nauseating"--she had no idea what the word actually meant.

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5 Year Old Cousin Says Who Will Live & Die

by Scarlet in

my husband and i took my 5 year old cousin to see lilo and stitch the other day.

(her mother has been a regular pioneer for 18 years) mind you this child cannot read or even count to 100. she out of the blue says to me "do you know if you do not go to meetings you will die at armagedon?

" she goes on to say that if she salutes the flag or eats birtday cake she will die and she knows her friend at school will die because she slautes the flag.

joannadandy

Oh yeah, I was totally the mouthpiece of god when I was little...it makes me so mad now...I was three and asked my grandmother why she hated Jehovah...and I constantly used to tell my sister all about my little dub activities, and preach to her.

In fact the first order of business when I left was to write my sister a three page letter telling her how sorry I was for the years I guilted her about not going to meetings...lucky for me she was very sweet, and just replied with "you did what you thought was best, and thought you were doing it for me, I never hated you for that" My sister rocks!

http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=33434&site=3

Edited cuz I stutter aparantly...

Edited by - joannadandy on 5 August 2002 20:9:16

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Food Poll

by SpiceItUp in

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made some quesadillas last night.

they were very yummie.

however a friend i had over did not want theirs with all the ingredients that i put on mine.

joannadandy

I love to cook...I get all giddy going to a Farmers Market, or Grocery Store to pick out the fresh stuff to go home and cook, oh and I get equally insane when I go to the liquor store looking for a new bottle of wine to go with whatever I am cooking.

I do a killer steak, (tho it's not too complex) I made coconut shrimp a few days ago-YUM, but I think the Joanna special is probably Shrimp Linguine...tho a close tie is garlic chicken with bowtie pasta...I rock, that's all there is to it...lol

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SIGH

by SpiceItUp in

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some things are good.. some things suck.. ok im done now.

joannadandy

Reborn-*hugs*

I know it's a small consolation, but we all love ya!

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What a jerk...

by joannadandy in

ok so it always bothered me what a jerk jacob was.

he was a deceptive little cheater, and yet he was favored over his brother?

he used a blatant trick to confuse his obviously blind old father...how is he a biblical hero?.

joannadandy

Ok so it always bothered me what a jerk Jacob was. He was a deceptive little cheater, and yet he was favored over his brother? I don't get. He used a blatant trick to confuse his obviously blind old father...how is he a Biblical hero?

That got me to thinking about brothers. And is it just common Bible theme for the second brother to be more favored than the older one? Like Cain an Able...(what God isn't a Vegitarian? Tho I did have a professor tell me once that Cain and Able was just a story to illustrate the struggle between farmers and ranchers--which makes sense in a way) And I was struggling with other little brothers who were favored over their older siblings...(couldn't think of any-but I know there are more)

Anyway, is it just me or did anyone else think Jacob was a jerk?

And is it just a mythological theme that the little peaon is who we root for? Go underdog, and all that?

I dunno, having a ponderous afternoon I guess...

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Personality test -just for fun!

by Ice Blue in

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take this test for yourself.

don't peek but begin the test as you scroll down and answer.

answers are for who you are now ... not who you were in the past.

joannadandy

40--seems like me all right.

Little Toe, the beard corrupts you-REPENT!

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Musto, let's talk. Ladies, back me up!

by Bendrr in

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ok, just kidding.

i like you dude and i'm not trying to start a fight or make enemies here.

but i do have to bring this up.

joannadandy

My sister lives in Florida, no offense to those poster who live there--but the west coast is the Red Neck Riveria, be honest, you have seen them!

Anywho, my sister sent me a video tape of my nephew and while they were playing at the beach my brother-in law kept zooming in on mullets and saying "Mullet Beach Blanket Bingo--" Then as the video progressed he'd just say BINGO, and zoom in--it was quite hysterical. My parents didn't know what a mullet was either...lol

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