No one mentioned Hebrew Hikers!
Everyone knows socks are the real issue here. Socks are the only thing to protect us from the sin of toes. At least that's what I was taught. Frankly I think socks are the footgear of the devil, and do nothing but impede us from the natural glory of the naked foot! Be free! Let the toes romp and frolick in naked abandon!
DOWN WITH SOCKS I SAY! DOWN!!
People who don't have legs (I'm looking at you Bad Seed) should not post on threads about Sandals!