I once went door to door with a 300+ lbs (fat) elder and the first guy who came out told him:"You should look like him" pointing at me with his finger.At first I didn't realise what he was talking about.At the end the man said to the elder clearly:"Lose that FAT and get thin like that young man (me)"The elder got embarassed and said "ok I will" (never did tho) but I couldn't stop laughing .Anything really funny happened to you at the F.S?
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Funny moments at the field service
by XPeterX ini once went door to door with a 300+ lbs (fat) elder and the first guy who came out told him:"you should look like him" pointing at me with his finger.at first i didn't realise what he was talking about.at the end the man said to the elder clearly:"lose that fat and get thin like that young man (me)"the elder got embarassed and said "ok i will" (never did tho) but i couldn't stop laughing .
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Add him and then tell him: "WUZZZUUPP elder?I'm an apostate!BOOOO!"
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When the meetings seem endless....
by XPeterX inwhat do you do/used to do?i go to the bathroom for more than 10 mins,then read something irrelevant or think of something irrelevant or go out for a while and so the meeting comes to an end..
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What do you do/Used to do?I go to the bathroom for more than 10 mins,then read something irrelevant or think of something irrelevant or go out for a while and so the meeting comes to an end.
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for those that married in the "truth"
by rockmehardplace inhow long did you date?
i was reading another post by exms and he mentioned three years.
in the area where i am at, three years would have never been accepted.
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XPeterX
Holy shit not married,but the fact that couples can't have any PRIVACY when they date makes me sick.(*spits in disgust*)
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Fake Jws
by XPeterX inhere we go:does anybody know any witnesses who got baptised in order to achive something else instead of worshipping jehovah?for example i know a jw who got baptised because his only motivation was to get laid (get married) with a female jw..
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Here we go:Does anybody know any Witnesses who got baptised in order to achive something else instead of worshipping Jehovah?For example I know a JW who got baptised because his only motivation was to get laid (get married) with a female jw.
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You know the ones with the changed titles
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summer is almost here. what is your favorite concert to go to
by rockmehardplace ini love the jimmy buffett shows.
i go to several each year.
so far, i am planning two but may do a third as well.
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Gonna see Lamb Of God on the 1st of June
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Why are jw children so parent depended?
by XPeterX ini have seen many jw teens who can't behave properly in the outside world or won't go out alone unless they give detailed report to their families.in addition,they give the impression that they can't be on their own unless dad or mom is near them.correct me if i'm wrong but that's what i think.....
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I have seen many jw teens who can't behave properly in the outside world or won't go out alone unless they give detailed report to their families.In addition,they give the impression that they can't be on their own unless dad or mom is near them.Correct me if I'm wrong but that's what I think....
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Why do jw's use the names of the months and days?
by XPeterX ini'm asking because of their heathen origin e.g monday means moon's day,saturday=saturn's day etc....
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I'm asking because of their heathen origin e.g Monday means Moon's day,Saturday=Saturn's day etc...
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Lack of Emotions and Originality
by XPeterX injws don't have emotions and i mean personal emotions,preferences etc.can't explain it in other words but you get the point..
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Jws don't have emotions and I mean personal emotions,preferences etc.Can't explain it in other words but you get the point.