read an excerpt in my morning paper quoting rapper 50 cent saying this:.
"that kid is a fraud.
ja rule grew up a jehovah's witness.
Read an excerpt in my morning paper quoting rapper 50 Cent saying this:
"That kid is a fraud. Ja Rule grew up a Jehovah's Witness. While we were selling crack, he was knocking on people's doors every Saturday."
Never heard this mentioned before - pretty funny I think.
hi gang, the following email thread isn't extremely funny, but it does give some interesting insight into the mind of a jw-wannabe.
i received the following: .
dear quotes,.
Pure poetry Quotes. I am going through a tough time right now with my JW family and I wish I could be half as eloquent when speaking with them.
http://www.koskoff.com/index.cfm?section=lawyers&peopleid=18
.. scroll down to coughlin v. jehovah's witness and watchtower bible and tract society of new york.
joel's practice includes products liability, employer liability, civil rights, automobile accidents, air crash cases, commercial litigation and claims against insurance companies.
$1.55 million is the highest payout to date by WTBS? Any bets on how soon before that is topped with the impending child molestation suits?
Hey Scully - I can see you now! No more Power Puff?
does any one remember this one?
as we live in the "great white north" the weather does not always co-operate with us and sometimes we would have to go outdoors for field service in the winter months.
so i remember my father giving the congregation some tips when the householder would open the door!
I had a whole bevy of tricks in my repartee:
- the fake doorbell ring (engage your partner in eye contact while ringing to help pull it off)
- working by myself ("Don't worry, I can be the one who works by himself" - heh heh)
- selecting a fellow partner who was equally disinterested to work with
- doing fake return visits (pick a house in neighbourhood, see that someone wasn't home and call on it as an RV)
- dumping mags at the old folks home
- street witness for 15 mins at 7 AM to jump start time and have breakfast at 7:30 (after going to the bank machine etc to kill more time)
What wasted time. What apalls me that is that JWs think that they register somewhere on the world recognition scale. Really, all I've ever heard is the odd JW joke on a sitcom.
Edited by - joenobody on 27 January 2003 22:44:46
Gotta love 'em! Spent many an lunch hour searchin' em out.
can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:.
29 have been accused of spousal abuse.
7 have been arrested for fraud.
urban legend.
here in jamaica queens new york, one of the congregations is named, rochdale congregation.
my brother-in-law went to the meeting at this congregation this past sunday and he saw that notices from the wts have been posted on the bulletin board which officially say that the wts is moving all printing operations upstate to either patterson or wallkill.
evaluating.
Any predictions on what Scripture will apply to them moving to Patterson? I mean, it's gotta be in fulfillment of some prophecy right?
Any takers?
ok......i have access to wt literature dating all the way back to 1919!
this is not a permanent access but a temporary one.
so please tell me what books, mags, brochures, etc.
Francois,
Is that the April 1972 WT? Are you serious that the article is not on the CD-ROM? Is it on any of the editions? I will be going to my parents house and I can make a photocopy of the article for scanning.
This is the kind of thing that floors me most... revisionist history. I'd love to go over, find the article, then direct my relatives to look at the CD-ROM.
Sick.
Edited by - joenobody on 27 January 2003 19:40:50
Creepy! What wide-eyed zealots buy into this kind of counter-measure? Out fo the frying pan and into the fire...
