I think those particular 2 chairs are for 2 of my children who make incredible noise and wiggle way 2 much at meetings.......
This way the cong can have a peaceful nap...I mean lesson during the spiritual famine..
.I mean feast
Utopian_Raindrops
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Let's examine this picture more carefully
by drahcir yarrum inthis is a picture of a new kingdom hall from a post several months ago.
i was looking at the entryway and noticed two chairs by the door and thought it was a strange place for two chairs.
are these chairs put there for the use of the "ancient prophets of old" if they should visit the kh?
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things to keep in mind when conquring the world
by Utopian_Raindrops inthis gave me a few chuckles...hope you at least crack a smile.
world domination is everyone's dream.
it's not a bad.
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This gave me a few chuckles...Hope you at least crack a smile
World domination is everyone's dream. It's not a bad
>job really. It pays well, there are all sorts of perks
>and you can set your own hours. However, every Evil
>Villain I've read about in books or seen in movies
>invariably gets overthrown and destroyed in the end.
>I've noticed that no matter whether they are barbarian
>lords, deranged wizards, mad scientists or alien
>invaders, they always seem to make the same basic
>mistakes every single time. Therefore, I follow these
>guidelines while conquering the world:
>
>1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear
>Plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.
>
>2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl
>through.
>
>3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be
>killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten
>cell of my dungeon.
>
>4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.
>
>5. The artifact which is the source of my power will
>not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River
>of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be
>in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object
>which is my one weakness.
>
>6. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before
>killing them.
>
>7. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look,
>before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this
>is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on
>second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."
>
>8. After I kidnap the hot girlfriend of the hero, we
>will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony,
>not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during
>which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.
>
>9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless
>absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not
>be a large red button labeled "Danger: Do Not Push".
>The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead
>trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to
>disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not
>clearly be labeled as such.
>
>10. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner
>sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will
>work just as well.
>
>11. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I
>will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the
>form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to
>show they pose no threat.
>
>12. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old
>child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot
>will be corrected before implementation.
>
>13. All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least
>have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them,
>not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The
>announcement of their deaths, as well as any
>accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after
>the aforementioned disposal.
>
>14. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last
>cigarette, or any other form of last request.
>
>15. I will never employ any device with a digital
>countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely
>unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter
>reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into
>operation.
>
>16. I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill
>you, there's just one thing I want to know."
>
>17. When I employ people as advisors, I will
>occasionally listen to their advice.
>
>18. I will not have a son. Although his laughably
>under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail,
>it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point
>in time.
>
>19. I will not have a daughter. She would be as
>beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's
>rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.
>
>20. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will
>not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied,
>it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a
>more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.
>
>21. I will hire a talented fashion designer to create
>original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed
>to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi
>storm troopers, Roman foot soldiers, or savage Mongol
>hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my
>troops to have a more positive mind-set.
>
>22. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of
>unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field
>bigger than my head.
>
>23. I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and
>train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the
>heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or
>render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my
>troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages
>armed with spears and rocks.
>
>24. I will maintain a realistic assessment of my
>strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some
>of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter
>the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!"
>(After that, death is usually instantaneous.)
>
>25. No matter how well it would perform, I will never
>construct any sort of machinery which is completely
>indestructible except for one small and virtually
>inaccessible vulnerable spot.
>
>26. No matter how attractive certain members of the
>rebellion are, there is probably someone just as
>attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore,
>I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to
>my bed chamber.
>
>27. I will never build only one of anything important.
>All important systems will have redundant control
>panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will
>always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all
>times.
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28. My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from
which it cannot escape and into which I could not
accidentally stumble.
29. I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so
throw my enemies into confusion.
30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent
bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be
preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up
and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic
relief.
31. All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be
replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will
provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic
subplot for the hero or his sidekick.
32. I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who
brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really
am. Good messengers are hard to come by.
33. I will never employ the use of a major weapon that
takes time to charge up before firing and utterly
destroying the rebel base. Instead I will use weapons
that can do the same thing with a single push of a
button.
34. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.
35. I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made
you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a
disaffected member of Generation X.
36. I will not imprison members of the same party in
the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they
are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to
the cell door on my person instead of handing out
copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison.
37. If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of
Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After
all, he's my trusted lieutenant.
38. If an enemy I have just killed has a younger
sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and
have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for
them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards
me in my old age.
39. If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will
certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of
Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among
his army.
40. I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If Ihave an unstoppable super-weapon, I will use it as
early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in
reserve.
41. Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those
pesky time-travel devices.
42. When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also
get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly
cute little animal capable of untying ropes and
filching keys happens to follow him around.
43. I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when
I capture the hot rebel and she claims she is attracted
to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her
companions if I just let him in on my plans.
44. I will only employ bounty hunters who work for
money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend
to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other
guy a sporting chance.
45. I will make sure I have a clear understanding of
who is responsible for what in my organization. For
example, if my general screws up I will not draw my
weapon, point it at him, say "And here is the price for
failure," then suddenly turn and kill some random
underling.
46. If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one
man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply
"This." and shoot the advisor.
47. If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to
destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow
youth instead of waiting for him to mature.
48. I will treat any beast which I control through
magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if
the control is ever broken, it will not immediately
come after me for revenge.
49. If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact
which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out
to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize
something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local
paper.
50. My main computers will have their own special
operating system that will be completely incompatible
with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.
51. If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing
concern over the conditions in the hot friend of the
hero's cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less
people-oriented position.
52. I will hire a team of board-certified architects
and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any
secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not
know about.
53. If the hot friends of the hero that I capture says
"I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me,
NEVER!!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her.
54. I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being
then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel
like being contrary.
55. The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will
have their place in my Legions of Terror. However
before I send them out on important covert missions
that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if
there is anyone else equally qualified who would
attract less attention.
56. My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic
marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized
target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.
57. Before employing any captured artifacts or
machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.
58. If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never
stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner.
59. I will never build a sentient computer smarter than
I am.
60. My five-year-old child advisor will also be asked
to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he
breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be
used. Note: this also applies to passwords.
61. If my advisors ask "Why are you risking everything
on such a mad scheme?", I will not proceed until I have
a response that satisfies them.
62. I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or
protruding structural supports which intruders could
use for cover in a firefight.
63. Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not
compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of
that nonsense about flames going through accessible
tunnels at predictable intervals.
64. I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured
of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive
habits which could prove to be a disadvantage.
65. If I must have computer systems with publicly
available terminals, the maps they display of my
complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main
Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber.
The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage
Overflow Containment.
66. My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint
scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of
buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints then
subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence
will trigger the alarm system.
67. No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my
guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance
camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.
68. I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in
the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages
others to do so. However, the offer is good one time
only. If they want me to spare them again, they'd
better save my life again.
69. All midwives will be banned from the realm. All
babies will be delivered at state-approved hospitals.
Orphans will be placed in foster-homes, not abandoned
in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.
70. When my guards split up to search for intruders,
they will always travel in groups of at least two. They
will be trained so that if one of them disappears
mysteriously while on patrol, the other will
immediately initiate an alert and call for backup,
instead of quizzically peering around a corner.
71. If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty and see
if he/she should be made a trusted lieutenant, I will
have a crack squad of marksmen standing by in case the
answer is no.
72. If all the heroes are standing together around a
strange device and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a
conventional weapon instead of using my unstoppable
super-weapon on them.
73. I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they
win a rigged contest, even though my advisors assure me
it is impossible for them to win.
74. When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan
designed so that my five-year-old advisor can easily
understand the details, I will not label the disk
"Project Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my
desk.
75. I will instruct my Legions of Terror to attack the
hero en masse, instead of standing around waiting while
members break off and attack one or two at a time.
76. If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up
after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push
him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the
edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a
river of molten lava is not even worth considering.)
77. If I have a fit of temporary insanity and decide to
give the hero the chance to reject a job as my trusted
lieutenant, I will retain enough sanity to wait until
my current trusted lieutenant is out of earshot before
making the offer.
78. I will not tell my Legions of Terror "And he must
be taken alive!" The command will be "And try to take
him alive if it is reasonably practical." 79. If my
doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch,
as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down
and made into limited-edition commemorative coins.
80. If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I
will send out my best troops instead of wasting time
with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and
closer to my fortress.
81. If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving
platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him
off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will
drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find
out what he saw.
82. I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are
standing in front of the crucial support beam to a
heavy, dangerous, unbalanced structure.
83. If I'm eating dinner with the hero, put poison in
his goblet, then have to leave the table for any
reason, I will order new drinks for both of us instead
of trying to decide whether or not to switch with him.
84. I will not have captives of one sex guarded by
members of the opposite sex.
85. I will not use any plan in which the final step is
horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the 12 Stones of
Power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion
at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be
more along the lines of "Push the button."
86. I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to
code and properly grounded.
87. My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when
not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above
them.
88. If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I
will not berate them for incompetence then send the
same group out to try the task again.
89. After I captures the hero's super-weapon, I will
not immediately disband my legions and relax my guard
because I believe whoever holds the weapon is
unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I
took it from him.
90. I will not design my Main Control Room so that
every workstation is facing away from the door.
91. I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in
exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal
grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might
actually be important.
92. If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not
taunt him. Instead I will say that his dogged
perseverance has given me new insight on the futility
of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a
few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return
to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly
gullible in this regard.)
93. If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero
and an underling who failed or betrayed me, I will see
to it that the hero is scheduled to go first.
94. When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow
them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely
sentimental value.
95. My dungeon will have its own qualified medical
staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner
becomes sick and his cell-mate tells the guard its an
emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead
of opening up the cell for a look.
96. My door mechanisms will be designed so that
blasting the control panel on the outside seals the
door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens
the door, not vice versa.
97. My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects
that contain reflective surfaces or anything that can
be unraveled.
98. If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I
will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they
are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However
if circumstance have forced them together against their
will and they spend all their time bickering and
criticizing each other except during the intermittent
occasions when they are saving each others' lives at
which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will
immediately order their execution.
99. Any data file of crucial importance will be padded
to 1.45Mb in size.
100. Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in
a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with
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What's your favourite cola?
by JH inthere are so many colas on the market, but 2 of them stick out.
coke and pepsi.
i love coke and hate pepsi.
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Scully,
I am sorry for your choice in caffinated,carmel colored beverages...as Pepsi is the Choice of Our Heavenly Host and all The Myriads of Morning Stars who Aplaud with every purchase the mindless consumer driven masses make of this divinely blessed beverage.
The reason in "els" area of the planet pepsi is easily obtainable had nothing to do with geographical location but because, An Angel from our LORD was able to wrestle and subdue one of Satan's Princes of that Region of the earth and thus make it impossible for Coke vending machine repair men to get thier wicked task acomplished!
I sincerly hope that all persons would with much prayer and suplication choose thier cafinated carmel colored beverages more wisely and show suport for thier Grand Creator and His Morning Stars who count every drop of pepsi that is dribbled...spilled...or poured out onto the ground!
If you like I could read to you this passage from "Consumer Reports" to help you make your carbonated beverage purchase decision.
agape and amen neighbor,
Utopian_Raindrops
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Planning Funerals
by IronGland inhave you guys thought about how your funeral or your parents funeral will be conducted?
my parents are also xjw's with vague religious leanings but are not affiliated with any church.
i'm agnostic myself.
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Near where I live is a Serbian Monistary. I have to say those people know how to throw a funeral!
Since they believe that thier loved one is going on to a better life they have a huge party!! With drinking and dancing.... the music is awsome....mostly Gypsy style violins and the such. Everyone is in such a good mood and wear colorful clothes!! I realy just love it.
If I were to die and they insisted on doing something....that's what I would want.
Why should my fam be all sad and crying.....they should be able to move on and remeber me with a smile not a tear
Well....you got my 2 cents again....no refunds now
agape,
Utopian_Raindrops
bye bye 4 now
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What's your favourite cola?
by JH inthere are so many colas on the market, but 2 of them stick out.
coke and pepsi.
i love coke and hate pepsi.
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The reason COKE is served most often in most resturants is This System Of Things is ruled by Satan the devil who is a major stock holder in The Coke a cola company.He uses the profits each year to fund his puppet canadates for leaderships of countries...or pay armies for his puppet dicatorships . (Fidel Castro is his most favored henchmen where as Saddam seems to be ending his term of service real soon)
Since Satan rules governents coke a cola was even sold in the former soviet union be for the iron curtain fell. At a time when Levi jeans and Pat Boone's 8 tracts were sold on the black market.(Thus we know God is major stock holder In Levi's and are aproprate atire for True Christians to wear....and Pat Boone realy does speak for God and you should send donations regularly when he sings on The Trinity Broadcasting Network so Jewish persons world wide can return to Isreal nad build homes one on top of the other ;as there are more Jewish Persons then land space)
It is a well known conspiracy theroy that special government agents hi-jack semi-trucks loaded with pepsi and store them in area 51 thus causing a shortage of pepsi and forcing resturant owners into selling the less popular but still suitable for drinking coke a cola. The rumors that Area 51 is being used to store alien ships was propganda started by the CIA as a ruse to distract the American public and the World Wide Market from thier true diobolical plot! Which is basicaly to sell an inferior product for mass cunsumption with major profit earnings to fund The Dark Lord's evil world wide campaign!
The only way to keep a clean conscience and be untouched by this wicked plot would be to avoid all coka a cola drinkers and stay away from establish ments that sell the unclean drink!
I have many tracts and brouchures on this diobolic plot and for a voluntary donation I would be happy to leave you one.
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Pets and Jehovah Witnesses
by JH indid you have a pet while being in the jehovah witnesses?
having a 40 hours/week job and going to all my meetings, and being an aux.pioneer, i hardly had any time left for my cat.
i knew many families who also were so busy with that religion, that they had to get rid of their pet.
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No Danny...I am asking who these people are that WRITE such questions to The WBTS....I mean who needs direction for such SMALL things that would normally be something of personal choice.
To choose not to have cats based on they once were worshiped or used in black magic is SUPERSTIOUS....the bible claimes Jehovah FREES us from superstition!
We're not to be AFRAID of anything.
Cats came before the fall of mane and were made for mankinds enjoyment....just like the rest of creation!
It is Satan and mans own wickedness that PERVERT the original purpose for creation.
At one time SUPERSTIOUS people killed cats almost ti extinction in the U.S.A. and Wolves also. Because of Folk Tales and fear due to lack of knowledge.
Jehoavhs' people are suposed to have knowledge not IGNORANCE.
We should not hate animals Jehovah created but spiritistic practices that Satan and men think up!
ok....My 2 cents worth......
bye bye 4 now
agape,
Utopian_Raindrops
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Pets and Jehovah Witnesses
by JH indid you have a pet while being in the jehovah witnesses?
having a 40 hours/week job and going to all my meetings, and being an aux.pioneer, i hardly had any time left for my cat.
i knew many families who also were so busy with that religion, that they had to get rid of their pet.
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I thinkk Focus was doing like Quotes does and showing us in the WTBS's own words what they think of cats.
Although they leave it open to us these answers to questions are very MUCH leading a direction of Anti-Cat owner ship for very superstious reasons!!
I realy almost don't blame the WTBS for this though...because.....WHO ARE THESES PEOPLE WHO SEND IN SUCH QUESTIONS ????
I mean if people would just live thier lives and not keeping RUNNING to the Governing body for every little thing....then the GB wouldn't be focusing on HOW we all breath!!!
When people write those kind of letters over and over and over.......person after person......I can see how The GB would think they have to decide for the masses. Makes it look like we're all spiritual IDIOTS!
You know people can go to the library do thier own investigation into matters and decide for themselves.
If you realy did read in an undertone day and night of the scriptures...you'd have a prety good idea what you could and could not do.
What I think happens alot is people ALREADY know what it is they want to do about things....but they can't stand so many others don't see it that way....so they write The GB hoping they will get reflected back to them what they are already sure they knew was right......and then now that The GB confirmed it for them we ALL have to conform to thier conscience!!
My Oppinion is The GB gets so many such letters that they MUST be getting frustrated to an extent...LIKE Moses did and then now they have and continue to sin as Moses did.....The People agrivated Moses and so then He says....I HAVE GIVEN YOU WATER....and he ment this in his heart......thus his punishment of not going to the promised land. So now The GB says WE GIVE YOU THE SPIRITUAL FOOD AT THE RIGHT TIME.......Both represented Jehovah...Both have made the same mistake......possibly....not for me to say....still possibly both will have been punished the same way....what that means is up to Jehovah.
I have known JW's who opted not to have pets due to these articles and others.....There was an article I remember that spoke of how would you find someone to take care of your pets while at convention all those days...etc. And of course all the articles on the health problems associated with pets. 2 of my fav people on the planet refuse to have pets due to that. Still and all I think it thier choice. They're my best friends and yet I have always had pets.....and I read the same articles and my dear friends have shown me the articles OVER and OVER again,.....can't believe someone as nice and me would not take the ADVICE of The Slave. I just smile and make sure later that week or month I do something nice for them since they care so much about my health and Ever Lasting Life.
bye bye 4 now
agape,
Utopian_Raindrops
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Anyone read William Barclay's works?
by eyeslice ini wandered into a "christian" book store the other day, i was out of town on business, not sure that i would do it in my own town, where i might get spotted and ratted on to the elders.. i bought a copy of one of william barclay's book, a study of john's gospel.. as i read it, i keep thinking how good it is compared with the watchtower!
the society bangs on about the abundance of spiritual food but i find the watchtower and most other society literature shallow and unchallenging.
i can speed read a watchtower in about 5 minutes and still keep abreast with "new light".. this guy, barclay, however really knew his stuff and was not afraid to go into detail.
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You GO Inkie!!! I love how you told them! I had been thinking that for years myself!
I thought how come they can read all these authers and we can't? I said something once to someone and they said that "The Slave" class could not be "Stumbled" but we could Some one explane that to Ray Franz
I just wanted to that you all for giving me some authers to look up and I plan to go over more WT and Awakes for "Quotes" from other sources then them
And I know everyone here knows where to find thier WTBTS "Quotes"
http://quotes.jehovahswitnesses.com/
well...bye bye 4 now
agape, Utopian_Raindrops
Remember at http://quotes.jehovahswitnesses.com/ you get just the facts ....no more...no less....from the mouth of the slave
I just had to advertise...advertise....ADVERTISE!!
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What do you miss?
by happyout inok, i'm not sure how popular this will be, but i have to ask.
is there anything you miss from being a dub?
since my family is still in, i miss getting together after assemblies and hanging out.
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Utopian_Raindrops
I so get you Oz Man! It's like asking the bird who's broken wing just healed....would you prefer not to fly!
AHhhhhh and yet some of us kind of want to go back.....**sigh**
I told my worldly family yesterday for the 1st time I am dissed. We been discussing it since they have always been athiest/egnostic and since I was 5 against thier better judgment I believed in a Almighty God and His Son Christ Jesus...BUT....that's another THREAD.
bye bye 4 now
agape,
Utopian_Raindrops
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Things To Do.....
by Utopian_Raindrops inhope this gives you all a little chuckle .
10 things to do in department store.
1. have a trail of apple juice leading to the toilets.. .
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Utopian_Raindrops
Hope this gives you all a little chuckle
10 things to do in department store
1. Have a trail of apple juice leading to the toilets.
2. While in the change rooms yell out, "We need more
toilet paper in here."
3. Set all the clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals.
4. While handling the guns in the sport section ask the
clerk if they come with anti depressant pills.
5. Hide in cloths racks and when some one is looking
through them jump out and yell, "Pick me! Pick me!"
6. Duck and dodge suspiciously while humming the tune to
Mission Impossible.
7. Set up a tent in sporting and tell people that they
can only come in if they bring pillows from Manchester.
8. Place the cones that say "slippery when wet" on
carpet areas.
9. When a store clerk asks if they can help you lay on
the ground and scream, "Why won't you people leave me
alone?!"
10. When a message comes over the speaker crouch in the
fetal position and rock back and forth while saying,
"Why won't these voices stop!"