Just tell them Satan made you do it.
transhuman68
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concerns over magazine cover satire and copyright law
by Aussie Oz ini enjoy making the watchtower covers as i see others do as well,.
are we at risk of potential legal action for breaching copyright laws?.
should we change the titles a bit to be safe?.
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Satans tools, Satans fools.
by Weeping inthere is a satanic game being played now on the internet called, "world of warcraft".
it is a role playing game (dungeons and dragons on steroids!).
it is so captivating and bewitching that children and teenagers are getting hooked.
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transhuman68
Fruit cake.
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Satan's email address?
by transhuman68 ini have been trying to contact satan: i wanted to ask him about a couple of posters we have here, and i thought that since the internet is so evil, he must be logged on somewhere.
i have tried '[email protected]' and '[email protected] ' but i can't get through.
maybe the phone lines to hell are running hot?.
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transhuman68
I have been trying to contact Satan: I wanted to ask him about a couple of posters we have here, and I thought that since the internet is so evil, he must be logged on somewhere. I have tried '[email protected]' and '[email protected] ' but I can't get through. Maybe the phone lines to Hell are running hot?
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How many meetings did you actually enjoy?
by nugget ini was talking to my husband and we were trying to work out how many meetings we actually came away from feeling enthused or excited by what we had heard.
not including pre and post meeting association how many wow moments can you recall?.
we had to conclude that most of the time in the organisation the meeting was something you endured.
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transhuman68
I always enjoyed the final "Amen".
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Only Baptised JW's make it through Armageddon
by ForbiddenFruit ini remember the day that i first found out about this teaching.
it was during a co's visit, he got up on the platform, and made it absolutely clear that the only way to get into paradise was to be a baptised jw (he had a letter from the borg saying this).
i was confused by this, and the next day i was set to work with him in the ministry.
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transhuman68
It's crazy alright. If you do the exact opposite to the advice you get from the JW's through their publications you will have a happy & meaningful life. They are all zombies. I walked out of the KH 22 years ago and have never looked back.
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JW's forgetting names
by highdose ini encountered in my time as a jw, an alarming number of jw brothers who just couldn't remember people names.. alot of the these brothers were the watchtower conductors for their congs too!.
is this a jw affliction?.
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transhuman68
They are all nameless zombies without personalities anyway. No wonder people forget their names.
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Guys answer me this: what dos all the beeping mean????
by highdose inbeing an ex cult member i don't understand this... i walk into town and back and on my way theres always these men driving past in cars who honk their horns at me.
is it some form of comunication?
am i supposed to respond in some way???.
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transhuman68
It depends. Are you walking in the middle of the road or on the footpath?
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Do we see the foretold Skoffers today?
by wannabe indo we see the foretold skoffers today?.
let's say, the bible never existed!
there never was a messiah!
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transhuman68
Wannabe, I had better warn you that there are some spiritually weak brothers amongst us, and rumours are that there are even apostates here!Such ones would be "bad associations". As for being scoffed at, there are probably more scoffers here than anywhere in the world. What did you really expect?
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A New Life On The Horizon!
by wannabe inno one but jehovah would even know the number of dead, because of adam's sin.
{revelation 17:1-11}.
: {isaiah 35:5;42:7nlt}.
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transhuman68
Are you living in abject misery, Wannabe?
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A New Life On The Horizon!
by wannabe inno one but jehovah would even know the number of dead, because of adam's sin.
{revelation 17:1-11}.
: {isaiah 35:5;42:7nlt}.
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transhuman68
No, it appears to be some sort of zombie risen from the dead.