you might be a be jw if, you have an affair, then give a special talk about immorality the next day!
you might be jw if you think that brothers who touch up the kids are a creation of the apostates.
you might be a jw if your stuck in a door to door sales job, and have never owned a two door car.
you might be a jw if, as a kid you you built a bunker instead of a treehouse. (i did that)
you might be jw if your in a bar and hear someone call last orders, and you tell him to get out on service more and get a haircut.
you might be a jw if all the women in your family have "M,E" and the men have "B,O"
you might be a jw if, you refuse to celebrate Christmas, but have a "special day" on boxing day.
josephus