Jehovah, the Great
Physician,
Hahahahhahahah!!!!!! Now hes a big dude in the sky with a lab coat and one of those reflector thingies on his head! Hope he dont wanna do a prostate exam on me with them giant fingers!!!!
reading the posts about the 2011-7-15 watchtower about mentally retarded apostates i foresee the following scenario:.
1. congregational elders trying to get grip on non regular publishers and inactive witnesses.. 2. the good ones read in the watchtower that apostates are to find in the local congregation.
3. inactives like me (i hate this name, but i use their language), and liberal witness like me, will be hunted, .
Jehovah, the Great
Physician,
Hahahahhahahah!!!!!! Now hes a big dude in the sky with a lab coat and one of those reflector thingies on his head! Hope he dont wanna do a prostate exam on me with them giant fingers!!!!
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anybody else as shocked as i when you tasted them?.
I gave her a meat milkshake!
splat splat splat!!!!!!
my study conductor has informed me that he & his wife are switching to a foreign language congregation that is far away from the territory they live in (it will involve a lot of driving back & forth).
because he is switching congregations, he said he will not have the energy to devote to my study and recommended another brother who could take over, and i have met him.
however, this change happened simultaneously with a decision i have made.
Any active JW's on here? I was wondering if there is a new agenda with them. If you dont show signs of being a follower right away they drop you?
when i was a single jw, well, lets say around about my early 20ies, i used to to let my mind flow a bit during the kh meetings.. welll, anyway, i used to observe some of the "older" sisters around their late 30ies or 40ies in their stockings and high heels.
it really turned me on, i must admit.
i couldn t concentrate much of the programme due to this.
Get in a quickie with one in the coat room! LOL!
Could you just post the letter so I can read it at my own pace?
Oh my god get to the point. I cant sit any longer listening to the 1st grwade reading pace. Your message was lost.
remember the story of the ark of the covenant on the wagon and it started to fall and one of the men grabbed it so as not to have it fall on the ground and it's contents spill on the ground...... what happened...oh yeah jah stuck him dead!!
for touching it.... i remember the wts saying it was disrespectful to have it on a wagon..... so much for slow to anger lol!.
There are some who think the ark was radioactive or something that would kill instantly. Maby they only thought god killled him.
we have been without tv for 6 months now.. i don't listen to the radio.
i don't have news service as my homepage.
i don't buy newspapers.
Ive always thought that the rate at wich we can exchange info is greatly tied to the end.
who today is elegible to baptise others?
i want to get baptised.
but i don't know who is doing it properly now a days.. i thought the jdubs were the correct baptisers, but research showed that the jdubs baptise you to an organization, not to god.. i hated the questions, the time period it took to qualify and the whole bunch of crap.. .
Im having the same issues. I want to dedicate my life to God. I have already. But I wish I could find a worthy person to baptise me. Ill know it when I see it though. I was moved how Jesus also pleaded with John to baptise him.
from what we know of the human brain how would it react to the stimuli of, say, 1000 years of burning alive?
what does a a mind that is used to burning as an existence act like?
would they eventually be able to stop screaming in pain on their own.
You would go insane. Then complete clarity would wash over you and the effects of hell would no longer hold you. But I dont believe in hell. Thats an idea from the dark ages and Dantes inferno. It was used to draw numbers in the church in the same way modern people love horror movies.
There is no punishment for evil. Other than eternal death without ressurection. You can be as bad as you want without fear of hell. Its works out better that way. God dont want people to follow him because of fear of punishment. We should do things his way because we agree and willingly want to do them.