Posts by finallyfree!

yep, aint nothin wrong with getting couseling or having a good cleansing talk about whats really bothering us. better to get it out than to keep it bottled up. less of a strain on your better half too :)

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My new occupation...

by Igot2bme in

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i have been a jw for 20 years now but have not had much contact with my congregation in the last few years or so.

just recently i was demoted 4 days after i suffered a work related injury which laid me up for 3 months.

during that time, i was offered a job that would utilize my artistic talents and help me to make a decent wage to care for my disabled husband and teenage daughter.

finallyfree!

thats awesome! getting paid to express yourself. screw the elders, and their meddling wives. id love to get paid for doing something i love!

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jehovah will destroy the "jehovahs witnesses" hmmm how ironic??

by finallyfree! in

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i forget the actual scripture, but the one where it says that god will destroy those who are ruining the earth.. the watchtower corp in its effort to fulfill their self fulfilling prophecy of preaching in the whole inhabited earth are shooting themselves in the foot.

imagine for just a moment the billions of hours devoted to the "preaching work" by the organization, now imagine the billions of hours spent in idling vehicules, parading all over the countryside burning fossil fuels, polluting the earth.

imagine the steaming piles of spiritual shit they serve up and how their production facilities probably just spew out pollution from those smokestacks.

finallyfree!

i forget the actual scripture, but the one where it says that god will destroy those who are ruining the earth.

the watchtower corp in its effort to fulfill their self fulfilling prophecy of preaching in the whole inhabited earth are shooting themselves in the foot.

imagine for just a moment the billions of hours devoted to the "preaching work" by the organization, now imagine the billions of hours spent in idling vehicules, parading all over the countryside burning fossil fuels, polluting the earth. imagine the steaming piles of spiritual shit they serve up and how their production facilities probably just spew out pollution from those smokestacks. imagine all the co's and do's driving all over the country spreading the good news all the while burning fuel and releasing pollution into our atmosphere. id get into details if it werent so early but i gotta go to work for a couple hours. lets not even mention the pollution of the minds they indoctrinate to go and spread their polluting beliefs.

id say that the society has a pretty nice part to play in destroying our planet.

they are right on one thing: god wont let mankind destroy the earth, but the watchtower corporation will definitely try their best to do their part.

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had to listen to kingdom melodies all day

by Found Sheep in

had a patient that was a study... need i say more.

finallyfree!

ouuff! that shit'll drive anyone nuts!

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What's Your Opinion Of Marriage?

by minimus in

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is it for you?.

if you are married, would you do it again (with the same person)?.

finallyfree!

marriage is simply a day for the ladies to be the princess, the one that everybody's attention is on. its a formal public expression of a couples love.

that said, i was married to the wrong lady for the wrong reasons (most jw's get married so they can shag)

i think if i met a chica who i really loved and she wanted to seal the deal after several years of living together id oblige her for sure. by law, whether ur common law partners or married they can still hit you up for 50 pct if shit turns sour. i definitely wouldnt rush into it like i did before. id actually even keep seperate addresses too. my shits mine and hers is hers until it was really sure.

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Official WT website explanation of refusal of blood. Not much of an explanation.

by ThomasCovenant in

this is the jw-media.org official explanation of why witnesses refuse blood transfusions.

it strikes me as being a little weak in its explanation.

''our view of medical care.

finallyfree!

they are so full of shite on this doctrine. one thing i also noted on the wts website in regards to blood fractions...they can and are derived from animal blood as well. look on the wts site in the medical section in one of the footnotes. i was quite surprised.

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craziest reason elders wanted to have a commitee meeting with you

by glentrevette in

i had a sister who was a tenant in my house and her car was leaking oil all over my newly paved driveway before she moved in i had a condition on the lease that said if her car leaked oil she couldnt park there and i told here after she moved in that she was being deceptive to me when she said her car didnt leak oil she was good friends with a lot of powerful elders in the hall and would you believe they asked to meet with me 3 elders in the back room of the library because they said i had called this sister a liar i got out of it only after i produced a copy of the lease and pictures of the oil mess if i hadnt of had pictures maybe i would of been dfd.

finallyfree!

i got a surprise jc when i walked out on my nagging, belittling, biatch of a wife who never put out.

of course it didnt matter to em that she was this way and refused to even acknowledge it

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Your best Prank (guys)

by jam in

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finallyfree!

i once put some seran wrap on all the toilets in the lil boys room at school. in tandem with that i put some peanut butter smudges so itd look like shit so no one would get close enough to see the plastic wrap.

another time there was a boss of mine i once had who was a real butthole. i ordered him 6 xtra large pizza pies from a known mafia owned pizzeria. he paid for em...dont use this one unless they really have it comin lol!

last but not least (hav'nt tried it yet, post an ad on an online dating site "wanted big girls (or guys) for sum weekend fun! insert victims phone # and ask him how his weekend was?