If you have those matching engraved leather covers for the song book and Bible that are made in Mexico and those clear plastic holders for the house to house record slips and time slips...you might be a uber-witness
If your a siser that still wears 1980's "Golden Girls" type calf length flowered dresses with padded shoulders and little white collars, flat white pointed pumps and that "Wall O Bangs" hair-do with the bangs standing up in front and the hair in back either in one big braid or hanging down like you forgot to comb it, ...you might be a uber-witness.
If you wear your Assembly lapel badge a week before the assembly and or in public places before or during the assembly....you might be a uber-witness.
If your necktie is made out of the same material as your wife and daughters assembly dresses...you might be a uber-witness.
If you drive around with the watchtower in the back window of your car or with the letters YHWH on the bumper so other witnesses will notice and honk and wave to you....you might be a uber-witness.
If in normal conversation you use terms like, "thus far", "in view of the foregoing", "repetition for emphasis" and "thought provoking"...or end a letter with "agape" instead of " With Love"....you might be a uber-witness.
If you have the daily text and or the Hall cleaning schedule posted on your fridge....you might be a uber-witness.
If you have throw pillows on your couch that match each of the different colors of the publications including the mud brown bound volumes that you keep in your livingroom "library" I'm afraid you might be a uber-witness.
If your alarm wakes you up at 6am, you hit the snooze button and it goes off again at 6:07 and you immediately think about the fall of Babylon...you might be a uber-witness.
If you're sitting around talking with friends and you absentmindedly raise your hand to make a comment...well you get the idea.