You are blaming God for all these atrocities but it was MAN that commited them! MAN is responsible, not a God that was made up by the Jews! When will you people get it into your skulls!!!!!!!!
The TRUE God is NO PART of this world!
Peace
watersprout
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An Old Argument.... does it hold water?
by AK - Jeff inestimates range from 4 million to 15 million children die from starvation each year on this planet.
that's between 500 and 1700 children a day, depending on what numbers you accept.
still, no matter which numbers you use, doesn't this make you arrive at one of the following conclusions?.
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An Old Argument.... does it hold water?
by AK - Jeff inestimates range from 4 million to 15 million children die from starvation each year on this planet.
that's between 500 and 1700 children a day, depending on what numbers you accept.
still, no matter which numbers you use, doesn't this make you arrive at one of the following conclusions?.
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watersprout
You know what's funny?? Well I think it's funny... It's how athiests get their knickers in a twist over a God (that I admit) the Jews made up to scare their enemies! I don't believe in that God and so do many on here... It's you (yes, you know who you are) that get all worked up over a GOD that doesn't exist! Put that energy to better use! Not many care about the OT God cause He was made up! Us Christians never mention Him, so why do you athiests get soo worked up over Him??
Peace
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Popularity Contest Winner!
by Voices inoh god...this is going to piss everyone off..i swear this is the last time i'm gonna talk about this.. .
outlaw voted: kfc/beer/my humour and... .
88% of the world population was voted in by outlaw .....disqualified due to multiple votes for individual person in a generalized population as 1 vote does not count...plus 88% of the world isn't popular.. voices 3 (pitty votes really xd).
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Yes, because it is within the POWER of the vegetable god to smite you so, WS
Ahhh but it was for just a moment! I rubbed a little vegetable eye salve into them and viola I could see again! So HA!
SEE their power!
You yes YOU have given them power by eating them! They have become powerful because of YOU!
Yes, be stricken blind for your blasphemous judging and persecution of this modest, humble, and usually childlike (although dear N's photo leaves that to question) veggie!
HA! YOU HEATHEN! Can you not see how the BS has got into your head and is messing with your brain chemicals, causing you to hand over your life?? Can you not SEE?? You heathen are the one that is blind... You have been blinded by the fake light the BS exudes!
And what have they ever done to you... other than to twist your innards and cause you to release foul air?
Heathen I have NEVER betrayed my bowels! Unlike YOU, who hates her own bowels soo much you enjoy the stinky wind!
But where is the sin in THAT??
The sin is in the wind! That smell ain't right for all the tea in China"
Does not the corn stick in your teeth? Does not the pea find a way into the corners of your child's dinner chair, causing you to have to dig and scrub and disinfect? Does not the carrot turn your fingers (and eyes and skin, if you drink too much of its juice) a jaundiced yellow? Do they not frequently come together in unbridled orgies of SUCCOTASH??? Yet, where is your judging and condemnation of them?
You try and defile the innocent veggies in this? You are blind and yet you cannot see it!
Turn back from your evil judging, WS. Turn BACK, I say... lest you incur the wrath of the large number of brussels eaters here on the board (as evidenced by the comments FOR (about 8) and AGAINST (3) them)! We stand ready to oppose you, make no mistake! Indeed, if you continue in this path of rebellion, I will be forced to do nothing less than bombard you with... wait for it... MORE luscious, scrumptious brussels RECIPES!
Noooooooo! You keep your stinky recipes to yourself! NEVER will I the GREAT WATERSPROUT turn to the dark side. My followers are laying low, so as to attack when you are not suspecting!
Which I have NO doubt will make over YOUR mind and heart... and bring YOU... into the NEW light!
NEVER!!!!!!!!!! I am the CHOSEN one to bring all you BS lovers back into favour with teh Vegetable God. May he forgive you as i'm not that loving! *cough splutter* That BS stench is too much! This may be my downfall! *Crawls to open a window*
Peace
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Popularity Contest
by Voices ineverywhere i've gone, no matter what, there's always a 'popularity contest' (which i'm a loser to)... whether it was in the organization (based on how high you went up the chain of command or who you married for the sisters), the school system such as high school, college, etc.. or job.
who does the hardest work, who does what, when how.
even on this website.
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Pray, PRAY?? To whom?? The vegetable God will not hear your prayers! You alone have shut up the vegetable heavens with your putrid love for the BS!
You have made your choice, you will now wander the allotment for the next 40 years... You will wander and mourn for those little balls of evil, no longer will you have stinky wind! No longer will you be slave to the vegetable of darkness!
I will redeem all you lost souls and bring you back into favour with the GREAT VEGETABLE GOD!
You THINK you can force ME the MIGHTY Watersprout) to eat BS *laughs scornfully* NEVER will YOU force ME to eat those sprouts. NEVER I tell YOU!
Then I will pour the oil from the pan off on your head... so that it runs over (basically, "anointing" you with brussel-infused oil... which you will NOT be able to scrub off!)... while filling MY cup with Pinot Noir!
HA! The oil will not penetrate my holiness! It will simply slide off and slither back to it's master the BS! You think drinking ''Pinot Noir'' will SAVE YOU! Heathen you are MISTAKEN! Never will the BS win.... Turn away and save yourself! You bowels are deserving of that at least!
Peace *from the one whose wind smells like strawberries, cause she ain't eating no rotting vegetables*
Shel I have been laughing soo much over this war.
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An Old Argument.... does it hold water?
by AK - Jeff inestimates range from 4 million to 15 million children die from starvation each year on this planet.
that's between 500 and 1700 children a day, depending on what numbers you accept.
still, no matter which numbers you use, doesn't this make you arrive at one of the following conclusions?.
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watersprout
Let me know what language you read and I'll try to translate into it.
EH??
I never denied belief in God. Where you got that, I have no idea.
I apologise then. You are very agressive with some believers so it's my own fault I came to that conclusion.
One of the most annoying groups of religious idiots is the personal miracle people, who claim God is the janitor of their life, cleaning up messes and patching up cracks.
God hasn't cleared up ''my messes''.... My ''messes'' were my own doing, I never asked Him to sort them out.
That sort of anecdotal "evidence" is exactly the sort of thing that atheists prey on when arguing against existence of God. You going to tell us about "Andre", too?
You saying that i'm like the WT? You wanna say that to my face??
Yes, you're either a liar pushing your religious agenda or delusional.
I'm neither, so sorry to disappoint! Well no i'm not sorry!
When it appears that nobody intelligent, educated, sane, or logical believes in God, then who wants to share company with that lousy lot?
So now you are questioning my intelligence and sanity?? Seriously?? I would LOVE for you to meet me face to face and say these things to me. Because it's highly doubtful you would. Silly little man!
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Great..i'm Craving Brussel Sprouts now. Way to go shelby *
by Voices inok so, i'm craving brussel sprouts now... .
i'm thinking ,(i'm at work and hungry so i feel like talking about food so bear with me)what you (shelby) said "sauted in a little olive oil with minced garlic and shallots... topped with toasted garlic bits and... wait for it...
bacon!!
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watersprout
who's very non-denominational, vegetable-wise
HEATHEN!
Peace
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Do you believe in past lives??
by watersprout ini am currently studying for my ''crystal therapy'' diploma and in the last module which is next month it looks at ''past life'' regression... well i for one do not believe in living before so will probably doze off during this last module... anyway i have been told by some people i know that i have been here before... apparently i ''date'' back to ''atlantis''... i found it very difficult to hold back my giggles so i said ''really, i always thought i was brand new''... to which started a discussion on past lives.. i just wondered if any of you lovely folk believed in past lives and had ever had any of this type of regression done??
i may not believe in it, but if it helps someone heal from emotional trauma then good for them and i'm really happy for that one.. just wanted some thought's on the subject.. peace.
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so, you are studying to do Crystal energy work? I have only had a cursory look at this.
Yes I am, got my final module next month. Can't wait to get it finished... Taken me ages. It's very interesting, I love it.
Peace
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Popularity Contest Winner!
by Voices inoh god...this is going to piss everyone off..i swear this is the last time i'm gonna talk about this.. .
outlaw voted: kfc/beer/my humour and... .
88% of the world population was voted in by outlaw .....disqualified due to multiple votes for individual person in a generalized population as 1 vote does not count...plus 88% of the world isn't popular.. voices 3 (pitty votes really xd).
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Nancy I have gone blind BLIND I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!
All I have to say is this....
We shall not flag nor fail. We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in the supermarkets and on the vegetable patches and oceans; we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air. We shall defend our right NOT to eat Brussel sprouts whatever the cost may be; we shall fight in the farmer markets, landing grounds, in fields, in streets and on the hills. We shall never surrender and even if, which I do not for the moment believe, this vegetable patch or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our JWN friends beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the true CHOSEN ones, will carry on the struggle until in God's good time the New vegetable World with all its power and might, put an end to the evils of the brussel sprout and all it's minions.
(curtesy of Mr Churchill)
Peace
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Popularity Contest
by Voices ineverywhere i've gone, no matter what, there's always a 'popularity contest' (which i'm a loser to)... whether it was in the organization (based on how high you went up the chain of command or who you married for the sisters), the school system such as high school, college, etc.. or job.
who does the hardest work, who does what, when how.
even on this website.
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watersprout
Ok Shelby first of all (peace to you!)MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I was reading your post to Carrot and I could barely speak through laughing! I ended up burning his dinner! Whoops!
Voices Oh my goodness that picture is hilarious! I love it!
But back to business.
You are not my leader, infidel! I don't follow you...
You should follow me... I will lead you into the ''promised vegetable patch'', lest you wander around the allotment (which is british for a home grown veg patch)
or the green peas you are loyal to!
You VEG-PHEME! Repent of your evil ways!
No! You LIE! You do not KNOW the vegetable God, for if you did you would know that He judges NO vegetable! He does NOT unlovingly differentiate between His chosen vegetables!
Me a liar??? I think not you poor weak deluded one... It is YOU that does not know the true vegetable God, if you DID know him you would know that he loves all vegetables except the evil BS! When will you accept that the BS is the vegetable of darkness, posing as the vegetable of light???
You are false, infidel! Only the CHOSEN can commit the "holely" BS to fire... and not for the purpose of destruction but for culinary EXCELLENCE!! That you believe you even have such authority shows ME that you are a false vegetable prophet... because all TRUE veggie prophs KNOW that BSs are GOOD for the fire...and the fire GOOD for them!
You are mistaken you heathen! I AM THE CHOSEN ONE! I am the CHOSEN SPROUT to save vegetable-kind... Who not better then to be sent than another sprout! I know how these sprouts work!
the lowly BS causes NO such cramping in TRUE believers!
It cause NO such cramping in those that belong to him! You are being misled by this evil ball of smelly greeness!
And the "wind" is just as necessary a bodily function as any other! Otherwise... we would explode!! Yet, the humble crucifer can ASSIST us in performing this natural... and much needed... expulsion!
Why do you need the stinkyness of the BS??? Does it give YOU great pleasure to ''gas'' those around you... Where is YOUR Love Shelby?? Does not Mr Shelby think ''woman stay off those BS you STINK''...
I had an epiphany!
You were dragged to the dark side more like!
I realized that these little beings needed the nutrients provided by vegetables, including, perhaps, the lowly BS.
Vegetables yes but not the arrogent, opinionated BS! Who are you fooling woman?? Yourself and out to mislead the massses!
As I was pondering this, I was immediately hit by a NEW light which came upon me (from my TV, maybe, okay), and I heard a voice say, "I am Julia Child"! But I was SURE the voice also said: "You MUST give them vegetables - they're good for them - and so you MUST prepare them in a way that they will enjoy eating them!"
I'm sorry this really made me laugh *cough* I mean you heathen! Turning away from the vegetable God to follow a woman on tv! *said with all the scorn I could muster*
And as a result of this event, I purchased a pound or so of small pods... then raced back home to prepare them in the manner I had observed from the Great Child. The result? Scrump-dili-ishus-ness! Even if I may say so myself!
You think YOU can redeem the BS?? I think NOT! Only I the great WATERSPROUT, the CHOSEN one of the MIGHTY VEGETABLE GOD can save YOU ALL! I can save you from boiling, sauteing, steaming, baking, grilling yourself to BBQ hell!
So, you see... I was NOT misled, not at all! Rather, I was brought forward... into the TRUE light... of how to prepare ordinarily stinky vegetables actually quite well! Why in the WORLD would I go BACK... to the days of judging and condemning [formerly putrid] vegetables to destruction... simply because I didn't know how to cook them well? I will NOT go back!
You may have no choice! It may be too late for you!
Do NOT listen to the infidel, dear ones! She is only trying to lead YOU to the very fire (of everlasting bar-b-que) that she wants for our beloved brussels sprout. Don't listen to her, for she only wishes to shut of the kingdom of the kitchen garden before you! Turn away, turn away!
TURN AWAY from this HEATHEN who LOVES BS soo much she is willing to take you ALL with her into BBQ hell! Follow me and I will lead you into the promised vegetable patch
Hands OFF me, you bearer of refrigerator light which goes dark as soon as you close the door! (SA kicks legs and shakes WS off ankles...)
You can't get rid of me, i'm tough little sprout! *wraps her sprout arms around Shelby's ankles and doesn't budge no matter how much Shelby kicks out*
Thanks for the recipe, I refuse marg it's one molecule away from plastic... Nasty stuff... I use a proper vegan alternative.
Peace my sister!
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What will you be having for Xmas dinner?
by Pams girl inim getting rather excited!
its only 8 weeks away!
this year, for the 1st time in 6 years, we are having a proper xmas.
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watersprout
I will be with Carrot and babysprout... We are having a real tree, lots of decorations and SANTA IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For dinner we will be have a non turkey joint and a nut roast... Plus roast potatoes, carrot and butternut squash mash, normal mash, loads of veggies, homemade yorkshire puddings, bread sauce, cranberry sauce, non pigs in blankets and loads of gravy! I am soo hungry now! Lol. Plus we will be having three different types of desserts!
Then on boxing day going to stay at my parents and having another Christmas all over again!
Peace