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  Great..i'm Craving Brussel Sprouts now. Way to go shelby *

  by Voices in

  1. jw
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  ok so, i'm craving brussel sprouts now... .

  i'm thinking ,(i'm at work and hungry so i feel like talking about food so bear with me)what you (shelby) said "sauted in a little olive oil with minced garlic and shallots... topped with toasted garlic bits and... wait for it...

  bacon!!

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  watersprout

  In the meantime, I'm gonna add this one to the new (and VERY nice, I might add!) recipe book I recently received from a very dear one for my birthday! It shall be entry No.1!

  I'm sure your friend will forgive you for adding ''sprout *shudders* soup'' to your new recipe book! LOLOLOL

  And now I'm going to go eat some of the home-made pumpkin cake and home-made gingerbread boys that I baked up yesterday while it was snowing...

  Ah, such a cozy feeling!!! The

  fragrance

  of gingerbread and pumpkin pie spices [used them in the pumpkin cake] wafting through the kitchen as the snow falls...

  Now I feel all warm and snuggly...

  Awwww Zid that sounds soo Christmassy! We just have wet weather, damp and very British... Apparently snow is on it's way... As long as it's here for Christmas.... Yey!

  Peace
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  Popularity Contest

  by Voices in

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  everywhere i've gone, no matter what, there's always a 'popularity contest' (which i'm a loser to)... whether it was in the organization (based on how high you went up the chain of command or who you married for the sisters), the school system such as high school, college, etc.. or job.

  who does the hardest work, who does what, when how.

  even on this website.

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  watersprout

  Mwahahahahahahahaha!

  May you never witness me heaving and gagging on a brussel sprout.... The only group I will stand up in and mention the words ''brussel sprouts'' will be when I have won the war against the evilness of them.

  May the brussel sprouts of this world burn long and hard in the ash of the BBQ!

  Peace
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  An Old Argument.... does it hold water?

  by AK - Jeff in

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  estimates range from 4 million to 15 million children die from starvation each year on this planet.

  that's between 500 and 1700 children a day, depending on what numbers you accept.

  still, no matter which numbers you use, doesn't this make you arrive at one of the following conclusions?.

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  watersprout

  Nancy don't waste your time! You only end up in a fruitless argument with him.

  Peace
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  Great..i'm Craving Brussel Sprouts now. Way to go shelby *

  by Voices in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ok so, i'm craving brussel sprouts now... .

  i'm thinking ,(i'm at work and hungry so i feel like talking about food so bear with me)what you (shelby) said "sauted in a little olive oil with minced garlic and shallots... topped with toasted garlic bits and... wait for it...

  bacon!!

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  watersprout

  if you soak those brussel sprouts in a little lemon juice and BBQ sauce ...you.....might like em off that BBQ grill.

  I will NOT be dragged to the dark side! It may be too late for you, but I have been saved from temptation!

  P.s I luuvvvv celery!
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  If your pet could talk, what would he/she say?

  by Voices in

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  my cat semone: "i swear that's not my shit in your shoe!".

  oh sure...like my girlfriend decided to fill it up.. me.

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  watersprout

  My dog would have said

  I'm not sat on the chair/setee... Look at me turning my head, if I can't see you then you can't me.

  I am NOT going outside to pee when it's wet and cold. I will just pee on the carpet! It's nicer.

  Peace
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  Great..i'm Craving Brussel Sprouts now. Way to go shelby *

  by Voices in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ok so, i'm craving brussel sprouts now... .

  i'm thinking ,(i'm at work and hungry so i feel like talking about food so bear with me)what you (shelby) said "sauted in a little olive oil with minced garlic and shallots... topped with toasted garlic bits and... wait for it...

  bacon!!

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  watersprout

  Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Shelby i'm crying here! (Peace to you)

  But back to the issue of sprouts.... I love all sprouts barr the brussel! The brussel sprout is past saving, it's flesh is soo far past corruption it cannot be saved! The bitterness and unsavoury gasses it produces reveals the evilness behind it's little green leaves. I will continue this fight against the brussel till I take my last breath!

  The brussel claims it will give you good health, yes it may but only for a short time, then it's evilness will rise up and rot your bowels! No vegetable/spice/sauce/meat can redeem the evil sprout from it's corruption...

  The brussel will NEVER change it's spots, I tell you it cannot be saved! Not even the God of saute-ing can save it, it's over Shelby over I tell you!

  Hand over your brussel sprouts to the fire of destruction AKA the BBQ and only then can you say you have been truly saved from temptation!

  I will cast the first stone! In all sproutiness I WILL rise above the brussel and send it to it's fiery demise!

  Peace
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  Popularity Contest

  by Voices in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  everywhere i've gone, no matter what, there's always a 'popularity contest' (which i'm a loser to)... whether it was in the organization (based on how high you went up the chain of command or who you married for the sisters), the school system such as high school, college, etc.. or job.

  who does the hardest work, who does what, when how.

  even on this website.

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  watersprout

  Pffffttttt! Voices you should be ashamed of yourself! You Brussel sprout lover!

  I do not covet BP's brussel sprouts, I aim to DESTROY!

  Peace
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  Great..i'm Craving Brussel Sprouts now. Way to go shelby *

  by Voices in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ok so, i'm craving brussel sprouts now... .

  i'm thinking ,(i'm at work and hungry so i feel like talking about food so bear with me)what you (shelby) said "sauted in a little olive oil with minced garlic and shallots... topped with toasted garlic bits and... wait for it...

  bacon!!

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  watersprout

  You mean that hell hole we call the kingdom hall? Wouldn't that...give them strength though? They'd get all big and strong and all powerfull and try to tell us how great the brussel sprouts are? It would only further their cause.

  Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! But seriously *puts on very stern face* not the KH's as the demonic influence would indeed cause the sprouts to rise up... I have a special place for them.... The BBQ! Nothing survives that contraption, everything is reduced to charcoal, hence that will be the end of all brussel sprouts!

  Peace
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  Great..i'm Craving Brussel Sprouts now. Way to go shelby *

  by Voices in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ok so, i'm craving brussel sprouts now... .

  i'm thinking ,(i'm at work and hungry so i feel like talking about food so bear with me)what you (shelby) said "sauted in a little olive oil with minced garlic and shallots... topped with toasted garlic bits and... wait for it...

  bacon!!

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  watersprout

  *WAILS* Why, oh why is there a thread devoted to brussel sprouts??? Can you see what the evil little balls of greenness are doing?? They are getting into everyones head! Before you all realise they will be the only vegetable you will eat! Where will that leave all the other veggies??? The whole food chain will collapse and it will be because of the *GROWLS* BRUSSEL SPROUTS!

  Grabs all the brussel sprouts and throws them into the special fire devoted to the elimation of the evil things!

  Peace
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  Popularity Contest

  by Voices in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  everywhere i've gone, no matter what, there's always a 'popularity contest' (which i'm a loser to)... whether it was in the organization (based on how high you went up the chain of command or who you married for the sisters), the school system such as high school, college, etc.. or job.

  who does the hardest work, who does what, when how.

  even on this website.

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  watersprout

  I'll go and eat a bowl of brussell sprouts.

  NOOOOOOOOOO! BP step away from the sprouts! *Grabs the bowl of brussel sprouts off BP an throws them into the fire*

  Peace