who's very non-denominational, vegetable-wise
HEATHEN!
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watersprout
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Great..i'm Craving Brussel Sprouts now. Way to go shelby *
by Voices inok so, i'm craving brussel sprouts now... .
i'm thinking ,(i'm at work and hungry so i feel like talking about food so bear with me)what you (shelby) said "sauted in a little olive oil with minced garlic and shallots... topped with toasted garlic bits and... wait for it...
bacon!!
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Do you believe in past lives??
by watersprout ini am currently studying for my ''crystal therapy'' diploma and in the last module which is next month it looks at ''past life'' regression... well i for one do not believe in living before so will probably doze off during this last module... anyway i have been told by some people i know that i have been here before... apparently i ''date'' back to ''atlantis''... i found it very difficult to hold back my giggles so i said ''really, i always thought i was brand new''... to which started a discussion on past lives.. i just wondered if any of you lovely folk believed in past lives and had ever had any of this type of regression done??
i may not believe in it, but if it helps someone heal from emotional trauma then good for them and i'm really happy for that one.. just wanted some thought's on the subject.. peace.
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so, you are studying to do Crystal energy work? I have only had a cursory look at this.
Yes I am, got my final module next month. Can't wait to get it finished... Taken me ages. It's very interesting, I love it.
Peace
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Popularity Contest Winner!
by Voices inoh god...this is going to piss everyone off..i swear this is the last time i'm gonna talk about this.. .
outlaw voted: kfc/beer/my humour and... .
88% of the world population was voted in by outlaw .....disqualified due to multiple votes for individual person in a generalized population as 1 vote does not count...plus 88% of the world isn't popular.. voices 3 (pitty votes really xd).
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Nancy I have gone blind BLIND I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!
All I have to say is this....
We shall not flag nor fail. We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in the supermarkets and on the vegetable patches and oceans; we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air. We shall defend our right NOT to eat Brussel sprouts whatever the cost may be; we shall fight in the farmer markets, landing grounds, in fields, in streets and on the hills. We shall never surrender and even if, which I do not for the moment believe, this vegetable patch or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our JWN friends beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the true CHOSEN ones, will carry on the struggle until in God's good time the New vegetable World with all its power and might, put an end to the evils of the brussel sprout and all it's minions.
(curtesy of Mr Churchill)
Peace
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Popularity Contest
by Voices ineverywhere i've gone, no matter what, there's always a 'popularity contest' (which i'm a loser to)... whether it was in the organization (based on how high you went up the chain of command or who you married for the sisters), the school system such as high school, college, etc.. or job.
who does the hardest work, who does what, when how.
even on this website.
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watersprout
Ok Shelby first of all (peace to you!)MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I was reading your post to Carrot and I could barely speak through laughing! I ended up burning his dinner! Whoops!
Voices Oh my goodness that picture is hilarious! I love it!
But back to business.
You are not my leader, infidel! I don't follow you...
You should follow me... I will lead you into the ''promised vegetable patch'', lest you wander around the allotment (which is british for a home grown veg patch)
or the green peas you are loyal to!
You VEG-PHEME! Repent of your evil ways!
No! You LIE! You do not KNOW the vegetable God, for if you did you would know that He judges NO vegetable! He does NOT unlovingly differentiate between His chosen vegetables!
Me a liar??? I think not you poor weak deluded one... It is YOU that does not know the true vegetable God, if you DID know him you would know that he loves all vegetables except the evil BS! When will you accept that the BS is the vegetable of darkness, posing as the vegetable of light???
You are false, infidel! Only the CHOSEN can commit the "holely" BS to fire... and not for the purpose of destruction but for culinary EXCELLENCE!! That you believe you even have such authority shows ME that you are a false vegetable prophet... because all TRUE veggie prophs KNOW that BSs are GOOD for the fire...and the fire GOOD for them!
You are mistaken you heathen! I AM THE CHOSEN ONE! I am the CHOSEN SPROUT to save vegetable-kind... Who not better then to be sent than another sprout! I know how these sprouts work!
the lowly BS causes NO such cramping in TRUE believers!
It cause NO such cramping in those that belong to him! You are being misled by this evil ball of smelly greeness!
And the "wind" is just as necessary a bodily function as any other! Otherwise... we would explode!! Yet, the humble crucifer can ASSIST us in performing this natural... and much needed... expulsion!
Why do you need the stinkyness of the BS??? Does it give YOU great pleasure to ''gas'' those around you... Where is YOUR Love Shelby?? Does not Mr Shelby think ''woman stay off those BS you STINK''...
I had an epiphany!
You were dragged to the dark side more like!
I realized that these little beings needed the nutrients provided by vegetables, including, perhaps, the lowly BS.
Vegetables yes but not the arrogent, opinionated BS! Who are you fooling woman?? Yourself and out to mislead the massses!
As I was pondering this, I was immediately hit by a NEW light which came upon me (from my TV, maybe, okay), and I heard a voice say, "I am Julia Child"! But I was SURE the voice also said: "You MUST give them vegetables - they're good for them - and so you MUST prepare them in a way that they will enjoy eating them!"
I'm sorry this really made me laugh *cough* I mean you heathen! Turning away from the vegetable God to follow a woman on tv! *said with all the scorn I could muster*
And as a result of this event, I purchased a pound or so of small pods... then raced back home to prepare them in the manner I had observed from the Great Child. The result? Scrump-dili-ishus-ness! Even if I may say so myself!
You think YOU can redeem the BS?? I think NOT! Only I the great WATERSPROUT, the CHOSEN one of the MIGHTY VEGETABLE GOD can save YOU ALL! I can save you from boiling, sauteing, steaming, baking, grilling yourself to BBQ hell!
So, you see... I was NOT misled, not at all! Rather, I was brought forward... into the TRUE light... of how to prepare ordinarily stinky vegetables actually quite well! Why in the WORLD would I go BACK... to the days of judging and condemning [formerly putrid] vegetables to destruction... simply because I didn't know how to cook them well? I will NOT go back!
You may have no choice! It may be too late for you!
Do NOT listen to the infidel, dear ones! She is only trying to lead YOU to the very fire (of everlasting bar-b-que) that she wants for our beloved brussels sprout. Don't listen to her, for she only wishes to shut of the kingdom of the kitchen garden before you! Turn away, turn away!
TURN AWAY from this HEATHEN who LOVES BS soo much she is willing to take you ALL with her into BBQ hell! Follow me and I will lead you into the promised vegetable patch
Hands OFF me, you bearer of refrigerator light which goes dark as soon as you close the door! (SA kicks legs and shakes WS off ankles...)
You can't get rid of me, i'm tough little sprout! *wraps her sprout arms around Shelby's ankles and doesn't budge no matter how much Shelby kicks out*
Thanks for the recipe, I refuse marg it's one molecule away from plastic... Nasty stuff... I use a proper vegan alternative.
Peace my sister!
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What will you be having for Xmas dinner?
by Pams girl inim getting rather excited!
its only 8 weeks away!
this year, for the 1st time in 6 years, we are having a proper xmas.
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watersprout
I will be with Carrot and babysprout... We are having a real tree, lots of decorations and SANTA IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For dinner we will be have a non turkey joint and a nut roast... Plus roast potatoes, carrot and butternut squash mash, normal mash, loads of veggies, homemade yorkshire puddings, bread sauce, cranberry sauce, non pigs in blankets and loads of gravy! I am soo hungry now! Lol. Plus we will be having three different types of desserts!
Then on boxing day going to stay at my parents and having another Christmas all over again!
Peace
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An Old Argument.... does it hold water?
by AK - Jeff inestimates range from 4 million to 15 million children die from starvation each year on this planet.
that's between 500 and 1700 children a day, depending on what numbers you accept.
still, no matter which numbers you use, doesn't this make you arrive at one of the following conclusions?.
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watersprout
Okay so i'm delusional and narcissitic?? I'm narcissitic because I say that God has looked after me! Seriously! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
WOW! Being as you have NEVER met me, spoke to me or even exchanged emails you seem to THINK you know me... Well I will let you in on a little secret you are TOTALLY WRONG! Infact all those that know me on and off the board will tell you that you are wrong... But what would my friends know, I mean you are the expert, no?
You are insulting and it seems to be that you are jealous because God looks after his own... That's not my problem, and you can think what you want about me, because to be frank I don't give a toss what you think... For someone who ''claims'' to have left the WT behind you certainly are still showing the traits of an ''uber elder''.
If you do not believe in God and think all Christians are delusional then ignore us! Oh my God it's really that simple!
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Popularity Contest Winner!
by Voices inoh god...this is going to piss everyone off..i swear this is the last time i'm gonna talk about this.. .
outlaw voted: kfc/beer/my humour and... .
88% of the world population was voted in by outlaw .....disqualified due to multiple votes for individual person in a generalized population as 1 vote does not count...plus 88% of the world isn't popular.. voices 3 (pitty votes really xd).
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Thank the vegetable God that the Brussel sprout was removed from the top spot!
perhaps a small martini
Shelby NEVER a small one, always a LARGE one! Pass one my way to. Shall we put our brussel sprout war on the back burner while we drink our Martini's??
Peace
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Baptism in Holy Spirit and in Fire
by Inkie inthis morning my brother asked me a question about the following biblical text.
i indeed baptize you in water unto repentance: but he that cometh after me is mightier than i, whose shoes i am not worthy to bear: he shall baptize you in the holy spirit and in fire.matthew 3:11. .
apparently, it seems, the brothers statement came from the societys cd-rom.
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watersprout
Thanks Inkie! I have a feeling I will be using what you have posted on my inlaws very soon.
Peace
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An Old Argument.... does it hold water?
by AK - Jeff inestimates range from 4 million to 15 million children die from starvation each year on this planet.
that's between 500 and 1700 children a day, depending on what numbers you accept.
still, no matter which numbers you use, doesn't this make you arrive at one of the following conclusions?.
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watersprout
Anyone who believes God jumps in to save or protect them and allowed John the Baptist to be beheaded is a flaming fuck-tard.
I'm one who believes that God has stepped in for me many times and I am most certainly not a flaming f**k-tard! You seem to like your insults WL, what's the matter the WT screwing with your brain??
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Popularity Contest
by Voices ineverywhere i've gone, no matter what, there's always a 'popularity contest' (which i'm a loser to)... whether it was in the organization (based on how high you went up the chain of command or who you married for the sisters), the school system such as high school, college, etc.. or job.
who does the hardest work, who does what, when how.
even on this website.
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Shelby repent of your rebellion or may the brussel sprout be your falling to the dark side... The vegetable God has sent me to warn your poor deluded folks of your impending doom, SAVE YOURSELVES!!!!
I am a ''true'' vegetable prophet and my ability to throw BS into fiery destruction shall NOT be mocked!
Turn towards the goodness of the humble carrot, garden pea, and corn.... Yes those are the vegetables that will provide your RDA of vitamins... All the brussel sprout will provide is abdominal cramping and putrid wind.
The brussel sprout is NOT one of the chosen vegetables, it has shown itself to be the vegetable of light, sent to turn you away from the righteouness of all the other vegetables!
All you brussel sprout haters, lets STAND up and UNITE for the sake of all the other vegetables! The vegetable God calls you to join in this WORTHY cause!
who's going to go out and by some BS asap... just to show her rebellion, opposition, and disobedience to ANY [culinary] god who condemns them
*Hangs onto Shelby's ankles as she reaches for the brussel sprouts*
*greedily takes bowl and starts eating her brussell sprouts*
Noooooo! *Wrestles BP to the floor and attempts to take the sprouts off her*
Shelby (the greatest love and peace to you!) those carrots rosted with brown sugar and butter sound delicious... How do you make them?? I know you are joking, this thread has really entertained me... Although my hatred of brussel sprouts is very real. Lol
Peace