Sophie, I left off the end of the three F's. "Fever, fracture, funeral (and it had better be yours)."
MrFreeze
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Too sick or injured but still made it to the meeting!
by RULES & REGULATIONS ini once attended a two day special assembly with my gums bleeding after having 4 widom teeth pulled the day before.
i managed the two days by rinsing out my mouth all day long and placing cotton in my mouth.. one brother had back surgery the week before but attended a two day assembly by laying on a matress in the back of the assembly hall.
why he needed to be there i'll never understand!.
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If ARMAGEDDON Came, Would YOU Repent?
by Cold Steel inthe day finally comes.
you get up one day with the nagging feeling that it's going to be different.
you get dressed, get in the car, then notice how dark the weather's getting.
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MrFreeze
I'd say "Finally, I can get some damned sleep."
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A Chicken Story, by Anthony Morris the Third
by cedars inhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1ukz5m-yo4&feature=youtu.be.
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MrFreeze
Praise the lord he saved their chickens! Apparently the whole "time and unforeseen occurence" thing doesn't apply to those faithful chickens.
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Anyone else an Ex Bethel "volunteer"
by BackseatDevil ini was wondering if there were any other ex-bethelites on here.
i personally regularly went for temporary work at brooklyn then was assigned to the farm for a year and a half.
it was... one of the most bizaare experiences of my life.. so i wrote it all down (finally, after some 15 years) so i won't bore anyone on here with the details of the story - because bethel doesn't show up until chapter 15... and for you straight folks, it gets a bit gay in two places... but nothing gross.
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MrFreeze
They reaaaaalllly wanted me to go for temporary work. I declined every time.
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New Rumor - Watchtower and Awake in one magazine only?
by TJ Curioso inhi folks!.
someone told me that there is a rumor that soon the watchtower and awake's magazines will be only one (fusion).. anybody knows something concrete about that, or is only rumor instead?.
tj curioso.
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MrFreeze
Sounds exactly like the next step to me.
Pubsinger, it's like when record companies release an album that consists of a two CD set. They count it as two album sales everytime they sell one.
Heartofaboy, have you ever wiped your butt with the magazines? I'll spend the extra money and get Charmin thank you.
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Pronouncing things differently so they don't sound rude. Typical CULT persona. Political correctness?
by punkofnice ini noticed over the years how bros & sis(tm) would pronounce words/names differently or totally substitute them so as not to sound offensive.. egs:.
instead of 'bible aids' a bro(tm) said 'bible helps' thus avoiding aids disease!?!.
instead of sodom the bro(tm) pronounced it 'sow dom'.
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MrFreeze
Me and my brother always laughed at the song where you had to sing about not sparing the rod. I just remember the verses came off kind of child molester-esque. Even though this doesn't have anything to do with pronouncing things differently. Some of the comments here just reminded me of it.
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MrFreeze
I was "encouraged" to get baptised by a sister. I felt great. Like I was really serving Jehovah to my fullest at such a young age. Then several years later I realized I had made a mistake.
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Ridiculous Hospital Experience Regarding My Non-JW Brother
by MrFreeze inso a couple weeks ago my brother went into the hospital.
the only time anybody could have told them he was jw was on the ambulance.
i asked her about how he got switched to being a jehovah's witness.
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MrFreeze
Let's just say my sister just so happened to be on the other side of the country and could not get to the hospital, would my mom have the decision making powers?
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Nelson Mandela passes
by designs inthe man who spent 27 years in prison in his relentless effort to free south africa from apartheid has passed at 94.. he sought peace, understanding and tolerance in his efforts to reconcile the nation and the peoples of south africa.
he learned the africaaners language his captors spoke to be able to communicate and share his ideas for a better future.
when ronald reagan and margaret thatcher wanted him to remain in prison mandela forgave them.
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MrFreeze
But idiots who can't see the forest through the trees just call him a communist despite the good stuff he has done.
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Too sick or injured but still made it to the meeting!
by RULES & REGULATIONS ini once attended a two day special assembly with my gums bleeding after having 4 widom teeth pulled the day before.
i managed the two days by rinsing out my mouth all day long and placing cotton in my mouth.. one brother had back surgery the week before but attended a two day assembly by laying on a matress in the back of the assembly hall.
why he needed to be there i'll never understand!.
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MrFreeze
A CO once said the only reasons not to be at a meeting is the three F's: Fever, fracture, funeral.