Mr. Falcon and I noticed the other day that SweetBabyCheezits hasn't been around lately. Anyone see which way he went?
Perhaps he's laying low for a while in a safe house after an unfortunate incident with a trident…
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APB for SBC: anyone seen Cheez?
by unshackled inmr. falcon and i noticed the other day that sweetbabycheezits hasn't been around lately.
perhaps he's laying low for a while in a safe house after an unfortunate incident with a trident.... .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbssttjszoc.
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Aug.1 WT: God is not omnipresent, independent of physical universe, uses probes
by unshackled inwas checking out the aug. 1 public watchtower and the our readers ask... is does god dwell in one place?
think there was something in an awake a few months back about this.
the physical heavens cannot.
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Good points James. Don't recall which poster made this point on another thread but it's a good one....
So God gives Noah the ark dimensions and to start building. He also tells Noah to preach to save as many that would listen. Since Noah was already building the ark with preset dimensions....what would they have done if people had responded to the preaching on wanted on board?
Did God already know that no one would respond? If so, why have Noah preach? If not, he didn't plan very well because if people responded Noah would've said to God . . . -
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True Friendship Only Found In the Organization?
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often times, i read in the magazines that only among jehovahs people will you find true friendship.
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Billy said it...it's all false advertising puffery. Just like how the WTBS constantly says JWs are the happiest people on the planet, with all the brothers & sisters close knit and so loving. They say it over and over so that Dubs actually believe it. But when you zoom in on individual congregations it just ain't so.
I never seen it. In fact, I think because the Dubs are in essence a small closed society - a fish bowl - there is more gossiping, backstabbing, and cliques than mass society in general.
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Aug.1 WT: God is not omnipresent, independent of physical universe, uses probes
by unshackled inwas checking out the aug. 1 public watchtower and the our readers ask... is does god dwell in one place?
think there was something in an awake a few months back about this.
the physical heavens cannot.
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they tried to say something else recently that was ridiculous: that he isn't omniscient! He didn't KNOW Adam and Eve would sin because, get this, he only looks into the future selectively! What the hell?!
Pika Chu...right, I kinda remember that. Well of course...selective omniscience! Genius.
Not sure it was related but I recall another analogy recently where they compared Jehovah's selectiveness in knowing all things to a PVR. Details hazy though. -
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Aug.1 WT: God is not omnipresent, independent of physical universe, uses probes
by unshackled inwas checking out the aug. 1 public watchtower and the our readers ask... is does god dwell in one place?
think there was something in an awake a few months back about this.
the physical heavens cannot.
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Yeah supposed to be Satan. From the same brochure, he's looking more like Lee Marvin in this one...
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Aug.1 WT: God is not omnipresent, independent of physical universe, uses probes
by unshackled inwas checking out the aug. 1 public watchtower and the our readers ask... is does god dwell in one place?
think there was something in an awake a few months back about this.
the physical heavens cannot.
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your Satan poster looks a lot like the old actor Lee Marvin
james...funny you mention that. Who he looks like was discussed on this thread...
http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/watchtower/beliefs/211239/2/2011-2012-DC-Brochure-s-Listen-to-God-PDFI first thought Dennis Farina, then Lee Marvin too....but I think yknot nailed it with James Coburn.
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Aug.1 WT: God is not omnipresent, independent of physical universe, uses probes
by unshackled inwas checking out the aug. 1 public watchtower and the our readers ask... is does god dwell in one place?
think there was something in an awake a few months back about this.
the physical heavens cannot.
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Good questions undercover. Another one....how did Jehovah go about inpregnating Mary without entering our physical universe? And was that the first ever, and only, interdimensional booty call?
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Aug.1 WT: God is not omnipresent, independent of physical universe, uses probes
by unshackled inwas checking out the aug. 1 public watchtower and the our readers ask... is does god dwell in one place?
think there was something in an awake a few months back about this.
the physical heavens cannot.
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Thank you poppers . . . that's the answer I was looking for! Now if I could just pronounce it...
so does satan see us with an early moring boner able to read body language that says we are having porno thoughts or just have to relieve the early morning lizard?
ssn587...Satan is a regular dude like you and me, so he understands the Morning Wood. Though wish he wouldn't have this creepy inquisitive look when we do.
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To the Household of FSM, IPU, and Those Who Have Gone With ....
by OnTheWayOut ini say to those ones, "congratulations.
" you have figured it out.. .
the above is a fusion between the void (empty set zero with a slash through it) symbol and a drawing of a unicorn.
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OTWO...that's Him, Eddy!
Another miracle, FSM revealed Himself in my toast this morning...
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To the Household of FSM, IPU, and Those Who Have Gone With ....
by OnTheWayOut ini say to those ones, "congratulations.
" you have figured it out.. .
the above is a fusion between the void (empty set zero with a slash through it) symbol and a drawing of a unicorn.
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Though IPU and FSM are great deities, I have my very own. An invisible aardvark named Eddy, and he lives in my attic. He's the all-powerful, all-knowing creator of the universe. I've been blessed since He reached out to me. He spoke to me and I've felt His love and it has changed my life. All praise Eddy!
- A slave of Eddy
