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  How can you spot an über-Witness?

  by dgp in

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  is there anything that would let you know, right away, that you're dealing with someone extremely witness?.

  thanks..

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  1. Crazy smile

  2. Don't wear jeans

  3. Have lots of stories of how big J gave them a car or a house to continue pioneering, keep telling everyone, are disappointed when you have a similar story as a non-elder or non-pioneer

  4. Keep a magic-marked copy of the revelations book nearby when people visit so they can keep convincing the 'flock' that Armageddon is really near this time..

  5. When they comment at the meeting they always try to work in a reference to the spirit-directed organization, the FDS or the GB
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  Is this Loaded Language in the 2011 Calendar?

  by maninthemiddle in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i think it could be fair to say, that if paul spoke for jesus, then "revealed truth" could be a valid description since the scriptures say he visited them several times, but i think the loaded language comes in when you try to apply this to modern times, (wts a modern paul?).

  i see this as trying to mold the first century to fit the current wts/jws.

  what do you think?.

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  Revealed truth.. I don't know wether to laugh or cry.
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  A Typical Witnessing Letter from JW Family

  by mummatron in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  thought i'd share this as this is a typical example of the kind of letters i get very occasionally from my jw family.

  in this instance it was sent as my daughter had spent some time in hospital.

  note, very little information in terms of family news.

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  I'm sorry but if they were truly concerned then they should try to do more than slinging literature at people.
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  Can the Bible be proved wrong?

  by The Quiet One in

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  the-illuminator81

  Let's see..

  - Jehovah's wrath lasts forever.. or not..

  - God tests people.. or he doesn't..

  - You can be saved by faith alone.. uhmm no scrap that, by works alone..

  - You can't see God's face and live, and no man has seen him.. except of course for Moses, Abram, Aaron, Nadab, Abihu and 70 elders

  - I never told you guys to make me burnt offerings when you moved out of egypt.. oh wait, i did, whoops

  - I created the animals first.. no wait men!

  - Pauls companions only heard the voice, not the light.. i mean they only saw the light, they didnt hear the voice

  - Only Jesus went to heaven, nobody elese.. except for Elia of course, whoops, forgot about him

  - I am Jehovah who punishes until the 4th generation. Even though according to my heavenly righteous standards, a child cannot be punished for the crime of its father

  - Jehovah never tires.. except when he's annoyed by the israelites or when they party too much

  - Jesus was seen resurrected for the first time by: 1 woman, 2 women, 3 women, more than 5 women?

  - What were Jesus last words?

  Conclusion: The bible is very unreliable
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  "We missed you SO much at the meeting...."

  by Duncan in

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  It's very strange and inappriopate when a JW tells me "I missed you!" or "I missed you at the meeting!" when they know I have big doctrinal issues, don't believe in God anymore and think the WTS is an evil mind control cult. Do they think that will all magically go away if I just start attending again?
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  Fãith in Actión part 2 - new d v d

  by RayPublisher in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  new video released at summer 2011 dc convention is online.

  if you want to download and watch i found it here spanning 9 parts:.

  http://www.megaupload.com/?d=9prdjrku.

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  Can you say... amha'aretz?
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  The Watchtower Society Hedge Fund

  by TJ Curioso in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  the watchtower society hedge fundseveral weeks ago it came to my attention via the e-jehovahs-witnesses discussion board that the watchtower society had devised a new money raising scheme.

  the scheme is to beg and borrow money from each individual congregation account, which they deem to be in excess of the congregation's actual expenses.

  i half jokingly responded to the topic then that the watchtower has become a hedge fund.

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  I personally know a congregation who has loaned off their excess money to the WTS, and another one who monthly increases that loan because they always get more than enough gifts.
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  JW Urban Legend....

  by on the rocks in

  1. social
  2. current

  this is about a experience given by someone who was newly baptised ....the demons were troubling her as she was practicing spiritism before she got baptised....once when the demons troubled her she raised her voice and asked arent you afraid of jehovah...and the demons replied we are but currently he is busy gathering his army for armaggedon.....how many of you have heard similar stories?.

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  You have to wonder how long it takes an omnipotent superbeing to gather his spiritual army. Apparently it takes a very long long time. I guess they don't have highways or airplanes in heaven?
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  Inactive

  by TheLoveDoctor in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  today i turned in my field service time for may.

  i believe its my 6th month of zero time (seems like a year) so on my time slip i put my name, month and wrote in inactive.

  i told my wife she just said i was crazy.. .

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  Awesome! And congratulations!

  I am still in my 'extended period of rest' according to the letter I wrote to the elders.. If they ask how long it will last, I will tell them until Armageddon comes, so not very long, since it's right around the corner.
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  Circuit Overseer talking Ray Franz in talk this morning (Phone number included)

  by LightsOut in

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  2. friends

  i'm still a semi member of the kh but not at all active and have major doubts when i started reading all kinds of opposing literature.

  talked to elders about this and also my father but my father but he still believes it's the "truth".

  anyways jist of this story is i gave my father a copy of "crisis of conscience".

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  the-illuminator81

  The CO is probably going to say that Ray was a manifestation of Satan.