(ATTENTION: I'm not "preaching for Satan" but, since this is a site dedicated to truth, I like to impart some.)
Peter.... let's take a look at the actual "Nine Satanic Sins" written by Anton LaVey, founder of the Church of Satan.
- Stupidity - Stupid people do not succeed and are easily manipulated.
- Pretentiousness - Taking pride in YOUR achievements is encouraged. Making empty claims leads to self-deceit.
- Solipsism- the philosophical idea that only one's own mind is sure to exist. Solipsism is an epistemological or ontological position that knowledge of anything outside one's own specific mind is unjustified.(wikipedia)
- Self-deceit - Worse than having someone lie to you is to lie to yourself.
- Herd Conformity - Only when it suits your needs. Otherwise, self-expression and individualism is exalted.
- Lack of Perspective - Remember your own important place in the world, without forgetting the world is bigger than you.
- Forgetful of Past Orthodoxies - A whore yesterday is a whore today, it doesn't matter how new the dress is.
- Counterproductive Pride - Never be embarrassed of your own accomplishments, but if it prevents you from getting things done with other people, it should be set aside for the time being.
- Lack of Aesthics - Beauty and balance. Not what society dictates as beautiful, learn to identify true beauty.
I wouldn't say that following these is a bad thing, but to say "Satan is the best god to worship" seems a bit of a stretch. Why worship anything? Just be.