The only way to argue against ridiculous statements is ridicule, but it offends the tender psyches of the people who want so badly to believe God and Jesus have a myriad of angels at their beck and call. So, we end up with a long, drawn-out argument that sways nobody, because the entire premise of the discussion is based on an initial lie. God isn't fixing things in anyone's life.
If you believe God is talking to you, putting your cancer in remission, getting you a job, finding you a spouse, etc...; you've gone off the deep end and are an embarrassment to theism. Please stop "helping" with your "proofs", because you make us all look like idiots. God isn't ignoring millions of starving children in Africa, just to get you out of your particular jam.
If you believe Jesus told you he was your butler, because of something in the Bible, then you're functionally illiterate and woefully ignorant of Scripture. I don't care if you believe God is supernaturally instilling you with knowledge or if you feel you're a Bible scholar; he isnt and you're not. If you believe God is doing anything to help you with your mundane life, you've lost your mind. Anything you "preach" to that effect just piles up evidence that you are not to be listened to, because you've completely slipped off your cracker.
And please stop with your answersingenesis.org "science". Don't lecture people about how the literal or figurative world works because of anything your pastor said or that you think you remember hearing somewhere. This entire thread is a laundry list of reasons people become atheists. For the most part, "Christians" are ignorant, stupid, and superstitious. You are doing far more harm than good for your cause, so if you care at all about anyone ever changing their minds in favor of theism, please crawl back into your ill-informed, illogical, kooky hole and stop - for the love of God - talking.