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  Update on the Henrietta Riley trust

  by Aussie Oz in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  i have found (thanks to an older thread) and downloaded pdfs of the henriette riley trust fund form 990s filed with the irs.

  http://www.guidestar.org/organizations/38-6043103/henrietta-m-riley-trust-33b006006-fbo.aspx#mission.

  interesting investments (many household names).

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  Alfred

  oz

  thanks for the follow up... they had to know Phillip Morris was in that trust... they probably still hold Phillip Morris stock under one of their shell companies that they use to move money around... but I guess we'll never know now
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  Desperate JWs At My Door Today

  by TOTH in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i have been in terrible pain for several days now.

  i don't know what i did but my low back hurts like hell and there is a lump like a knot there.

  nothing had helped until i used my wife's tens unit.

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  Alfred

  Wow... I can't believe your F.I.L's wife tossed your F.I.L aside to go hand out Memorial flyers...

  Also, that bunch of JWs who piled into a van in a hurry is strange also...

  Sounds like there was some "Armageddon Buzz" during the last Service Meeting...
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  GB member gets pulled over...

  by Alfred in

  1. social
  2. humour

  so one day a governing body member got pulled over on interstate 95 for erratic driving (frequent lane changes, slowing down, speeding up, etc.).

  immediately, the highway patrolman asks to see the gb members drivers license.

  the gb member happily obliges and hands over his worn out new york state drivers license.

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  Alfred

  So one day a Governing Body member got pulled over on Interstate 95 for erratic driving (frequent lane changes, slowing down, speeding up, etc.). Immediately, the highway patrolman asks to see the GB member’s driver’s license. The GB member happily obliges and hands over his worn out New York State driver’s license. The patrolman takes off his sunglasses and attempts to read the date of birth but then decides to simply ask the GB member directly… “I can’t make this out. What’s your date of birth?” asked the patrolman as he tried to read the other information on the driver’s license. “Why, evidently, my date of birth is April 2, 1918.” To this the patrolman asks: “Evidently? What do you mean evidently?” The GB member responds: “Well it’s really not that simple. You see, Jehovah reveals things in his own due time.” The patrolman takes a deep breath in an attempt to inhale some patience from the foul air and then says: “Sir, I’m not playing games here. What is your date of birth?” To this the GB member responds: “Why evidently, it’s May 3, 1919.” The patrolman immediately snaps: “Sir, I’m not going to ask you again! What is your f**cking date of birth?” The GB member replies: “Officer, I told you already! Evidently, it’s June 4, 1920!!!”.

  “That’s it. You’ve left me no other option. I’m placing you under arrest for obstruction of justice” said the patrolman as he pulls out his handcuffs. “Is this really necessary officer? Why can’t you simply accept that the light gets brighter?” asked the GB member. To this the officer responds: “I don’t understand why you couldn’t simply tell me the truth from the beginning.” The GB member explains: “Officer, I did tell you the truth. Each time you asked me, I gave you the Present Truth on the matter. You see, The Truth never changes… our current UNDERSTANDING of the truth is what might change from time to time. But if you read Proverbs 4:18 you’ll notice that this is Biblical.” The patrolman then asked: “What about my placing you under arrest for being a wise ass? Is that Biblical also?” The GB member’s face lights up with a huge grin and he responds: “Well of course it’s Biblical. That’s persecution! Just read Matthew 10:22 and you’ll see what I mean. This proves that I’m right and you’re wrong”. The patrolman then asked: “What exactly were you right about you f**king idiot? Your story keeps changing and you keep giving me some gibberish about changing light and current understanding.”

  The GB member calmly responds: “Don’t get upset officer. Just wait on Jehovah like it says in Micah 7:7 and he will let you know everything you need to know in due time. Now please take me to jail so I can use this experience in the next District Assembly to prove that Bible prophecy is being fulfilled in our time.”
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  Is the Watchtower shy about repeating their new "generation" teaching?

  by slimboyfat in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  as i recall in the 1980s talks and watchtower literature, magazines and books were always talking about the "generation" teaching and how it proved armageddon was going to come any day now.. but am i correct in thinking they have only actually mentioned the new "overlapping generations" teaching once or twice in the literature?

  why are they so shy about talking about their great new interpretation?

  it's almost enough to make you suspect they are a embarrassed about it.. mention it once or twice, don't dwell on it, hope everyone just accepts it, and don't bring it up again.

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  Alfred

  djegnogg wrote: Jehovah's Witnesses now understand Matthew 24:34 to refer to the generation of the sign that began in 1914.

  wtf? did you fall asleep during that assembly part? did you even read the garbage that was put in the Watchtower with nothing more than Exo1:6 as biblical basis?
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  Is the Watchtower shy about repeating their new "generation" teaching?

  by slimboyfat in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  as i recall in the 1980s talks and watchtower literature, magazines and books were always talking about the "generation" teaching and how it proved armageddon was going to come any day now.. but am i correct in thinking they have only actually mentioned the new "overlapping generations" teaching once or twice in the literature?

  why are they so shy about talking about their great new interpretation?

  it's almost enough to make you suspect they are a embarrassed about it.. mention it once or twice, don't dwell on it, hope everyone just accepts it, and don't bring it up again.

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  Alfred

  djegnogg... aren't you afraid of being destroyed in Armagedon for continuously ignoring the Society's directives regarding participation on apostate forums?

  I hope you are praying to Jehovah for forgiveness... ... it doesn't look good for you right now...
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  16-year old high school senior raped & strangled inside Mexico Kingdom Hall

  by Alfred in

  1. watchtower
  2. child-abuse

  for those who know some spanish.... .

  a friend just forwarded me this (spanish) youtube video a few minutes ago... it's basically a tv news report about a rape/murder that occurred last august (2011) in mexico.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?nr=1&feature=endscreen&v=4fk4ngb9muk.

  apparently, a 16-year old jw girl was lured into a kingdom hall (by someone who had the keys) and then raped and strangled to death.. the reporter starts off by saying that the police have strong leads, but i have not been able to find much more info about this on the internet.

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  Alfred

  A little more info... This happened in April 2010 (not August 2011) and the perpetrator was caught in November 2011 after DNA evidence revealed that he raped her.

  According to several on-line news articles from Honduras, this was apparently a JW who had the Kingdom Hall keys and was in charge of KH security (I'm guessing he was in charge of watching the KH at night? who knows)... I'm just glad he was caught and brought to justice...

  I wonder how much the elders knew and if the Legal Department told them not to cooperate with authorities...

  
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  16-year old high school senior raped & strangled inside Mexico Kingdom Hall

  by Alfred in

  1. watchtower
  2. child-abuse

  for those who know some spanish.... .

  a friend just forwarded me this (spanish) youtube video a few minutes ago... it's basically a tv news report about a rape/murder that occurred last august (2011) in mexico.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?nr=1&feature=endscreen&v=4fk4ngb9muk.

  apparently, a 16-year old jw girl was lured into a kingdom hall (by someone who had the keys) and then raped and strangled to death.. the reporter starts off by saying that the police have strong leads, but i have not been able to find much more info about this on the internet.

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  Alfred

  CORRECTION...

  This was in Nueva Suyapa, Honduras

  NOT MEXICO

  my apologies
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  16-year old high school senior raped & strangled inside Mexico Kingdom Hall

  by Alfred in

  1. watchtower
  2. child-abuse

  for those who know some spanish.... .

  a friend just forwarded me this (spanish) youtube video a few minutes ago... it's basically a tv news report about a rape/murder that occurred last august (2011) in mexico.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?nr=1&feature=endscreen&v=4fk4ngb9muk.

  apparently, a 16-year old jw girl was lured into a kingdom hall (by someone who had the keys) and then raped and strangled to death.. the reporter starts off by saying that the police have strong leads, but i have not been able to find much more info about this on the internet.

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  Alfred

  For those who know some Spanish...

  A friend just forwarded me this (Spanish) YouTube video a few minutes ago... it's basically a TV news report about a rape/murder that occurred last August (2011) in Mexico...

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=4fk4NGb9Muk

  Apparently, a 16-year old JW girl was lured into a Kingdom Hall (by someone who had the keys) and then raped and strangled to death.

  The reporter starts off by saying that the police have strong leads, but I have not been able to find much more info about this on the internet. (I'll keep looking)

  But I was really impressed by how the people in the town organized a protest right away and one woman even stated that the elders know something but is protecting the perpetrator. She also states that this is not the first time something like this happens in that Kingdom Hall. The protestors in general were demanding that the KH be shut down indefinately...

  Has anyone heard of this story?
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  Now that Rick is gone......

  by outsmartthesystem in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  do you think there is any chance we can get 20571pnt428571......8675309....r2d2....10-4 over and out to quit bombarding the message boards with ridiculous apocolpytic fortune telling?

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  Alfred

  Just ignore him... I don't think anyone is reading his stuff anyway...
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  Did the 1914 Generation Die Anyway?

  by JanH in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  did the 1914 generation die anyway?

  ver since the beginning of the watchtower movement, they have had some sort of deadline for god's activities.these activities could be the rapture of the saints (which jws today do not believe in), the destruction of "false religion", ie every other religious group, or the final end of this world.

  earlier, these deadlines were explicit dates.

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  Alfred

  Bumping this excellent old thread...