Posts by snakeface

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Where Do You Think That Plane Is?

by minimus in

jw
friends

what do you think happened?

?.

snakeface

OK Sylvia. I just didn't want you to think I actually DO stuff like this.

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worldly women don't all ask you to see her aquarium

by suavojr in

jw
friends

last night i was watching the secret elder's video about the jw who sleeps with a worldly women and i could not stop laughing.. when i was 17 i thought that all worldly women would sleep with anyone, i remember a beautiful neighbor who i tried to kiss and she just flat out said no.

i tried twice to make out with this girl and i just could not understand why she would not say yes .

she did not have an aquarium.... .

snakeface

Yes, Brother Elder, it all started when a worldly co-worker invited me to her home to see her aquarium.

Elder: We don't believe you! Your story sounds fishy to me!

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Where Do You Think That Plane Is?

by minimus in

jw
friends

what do you think happened?

?.

snakeface

Sylvia, this is just a calculated guess, of course. A theory.

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Where Do You Think That Plane Is?

by minimus in

jw
friends

what do you think happened?

?.

snakeface

I think they just wanted to steal the plane, to use it for some mission later on. The 777 costs about $300 million US. It can fly more than halfway around the world without refueling. If it can carry several hundred passengers, then it can carry instead lots of cargo (weapons etc.).

Now, let's use our imaginations and pretend WE want to steal this plane. How would we go about it? How would we gain access to it - and how would we get it off the ground? Pretty much any runway long enough would be controlled by a tower. And we'd want to steal it with the fuel tanks full. So really the best/easiest time to steal it is when it has been fueled up, thoroughly checked by the ground crew, and cleared for takeoff as a scheduled flight. Airport security has checked the passengers to make sure none of them have weapons or anything that could interfere with our mission to steal the plane.

So, we take off. Once we get outside of our departure airport's airspace, that controller no longer needs to talk with us. Typically at this point the controller will tell the pilot to change to a different frequency so that he can talk to the controller for the next airspace he is entering. In other words, one controller "hands you off" or "hands you over" to the next one. It's sort of like when you're on the phone and the person tells you they're going to transfer you to another department. Sometimes there's a pause before you're connected with the next department. So with the airliner, this hand off would be a good time for us to shut off the communication equipment. Controller #1 has "hung up his phone" so to speak and controller #2 is waiting for us for start talking. Now, if we drop off the radar they're going to assume we're going DOWN. So let's fool them and go UP. Way up, higher than where normal flight activity takes place, as high as we can get this plane to climb. OK we got up here, now the passengers might start to get suspicious so let's put on our oxygen masks and quickly immobilize the passengers by depressurizing the cabin just enough to deprive the passengers of oxygen. This way, they will all get drowsy and then pass out within seconds. There! Now none of them can make phone calls or send text messages. In another minute or so they will all painlessly and silently die from lack of oxygen. Now we just have to keep evading the radar - possibly with the help of other terrorists who are in other aircraft scrambling signals - and we're on our way to our destination. Upon arrivial we'll just despose of the dead passengs, and we have ourselves a nice big plane to use as we wish. It is not unusual for controllers to ask other airborne planes to be on the lookout for a lost or unresponsive aircraft. Good thing those other pilots are our fellow terrorists! As they wave to us from their cockpit they tell air traffic control they do not see anything.

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What Ailed Those Pilots ... ?

by snowbird in

the pilots and crew of the missing plane, was something wrong with all of them?.

sylvia.

snakeface

ShirleyW, they pilots could have somehow quickly incapacitated all the passengers to prevent them from making calls. One thought is, if the pilots put on their oxygen masks then adjusted the cabin pressure from the normal 8000 ft to something higher like 18000, in which case all passengers would pass out in seconds. Maybe that's why they first climbed to 45,000 feet? The 777's service ceiling is about 41 or 42,000. Above that, there's not enough air molecules for the engine to function right and for the wings to carry the weight of the aircraft.

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Maybe moving! Need some advice

by Jon Preston in

ok so we might be moving to fl.

wife wants to get away to start over.

i also want to move but at the right time and to the right place.

snakeface

Let us know which areas you will be visiting and when, if you want to meet up at a restaurant or something.

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Maybe moving! Need some advice

by Jon Preston in

ok so we might be moving to fl.

wife wants to get away to start over.

i also want to move but at the right time and to the right place.

snakeface

No! Don't listen to them! Write to the Society and request a list of "seldom worked territories". Then ask the elders to help you choose from that list.

Just kidding.

Lots of good advice in this thread.

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New requirement to be Recommended

by bruh2012 in

per co last night, he mentioned in his talk that in oder for a brother to be recommended as an elder or ministrial servant he must have a regular and meaningful family worship night.

this will demostrate his willingness not to miss that important meeting and preside over his household.. so i thought, wow what a way to add to the "inspired" biblical list of qualifications.

serving jehovah is sounding more and more and more organizational..

snakeface

I remember back in 2005 or so, there was talk about Family Worship night being a requirement for appointment. That was before the book study was elimated; they expected brothers to conduct a family bible study and it was supposed to be like a formal meeting. Everyone dressing up in meeting clothes and so on. Even if they were away on vacation for a week.

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