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  Overheard JW Phone Conversation

  by new light in

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  2. friends

  i was sitting down to lunch yesterday when i heard the man at the table behind me say into his phone "yeah, it's going to be hard since they want us to pioneer in april.".

  of course, i was all ears at this point.

  next thing i could pick up over the din of a crowded restaurant was "he has to go to the meetings for a year before he can come back.

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  snakeface

  Interesting that he said, "...they want us to pioneer in April..." rather than, "...I would like to pioneer in April..."
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  Was I threatened by a student?

  by laverite in

  1. jw
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  well, the new semester has just started.

  as some of you know, i'm a college professor.

  i was in my large lecture course yesterday (a couple hundred students).

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  snakeface

  laverete, I would take it seriously. If you don't know his identity, why not ask him his name? Perhaps ask the class some questions, audience participation style. As you call on each one, ask them their names. Then if he takes the bait and raises his hand, call on him and ask his name.

  Also, maybe you can discreetly get a photo of him with your cell phone.
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  I was walking my dog and JWs told me about some good news!

  by moshe in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  well, it was a nice morning to take my dog for a walk and about a mile from my home i met a car load of jws working the condos.

  two brothers hit on me before they went back to their car.

  apparently they hadn't been able to talk to anyone this morning -10:30am, so they were eager to find a stooge who would listen to them.. i immediately decided i wouldn't talk about their doctrine, so i jumped on the flood of noah after they got the intros out of the way.

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  I was walking my dog when some sisters came along. One set her bookbag down on the sidewalk while she offered literature. My dog lifted his leg and peed. The pee went inside the bag.
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  Your favorite meeting ever.

  by 2tone in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  id like everyone to share there most memorable meeting attendance they had.

  for whatever reason.

  id like to thank everyone for there comments who read my introduction post.

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  snakeface

  One Sunday, when I had given the public talk, a visiting sister came up to me after the meeting and said, "I want you to f*** me."

  A few months later I gave the "special talk" and kept looking in the audience.....
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  Holiday field circus: From both sides of the door

  by WTWizard in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  here is what it is like to those on the inside of the door:.

  the children got up about an hour earlier than normal.

  obviously, they are anxious to start opening up the presents under the tree (and most children are not going to want to sleep in on christmas morning).

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  snakeface

  I would never go in service on holidays because I knew the people would be busy celebrating, and even have family members visiting, so it would be rude of me to interrupt them.

  Telemarketers don't call on holidays, so why would we go out in field service on those days?

  I am not a sports fan but I had enough sense not to go in service during the Super Bowl.
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  Hey everybody...Introduction

  by 2tone in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  hello everyone, id like to introduce myself a little.

  ive been viewing the comments and topics on this website for about a month or two and have found it both interesting and enlightening.

  i can almost relate to about anything to anyone on here.

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  snakeface

  Hi and welcome.

  Yeah whenever I met sisters they always were concerned with how much money I made. Not because they wanted a husband to support them so they could pioneer, but because they wanted a husband to support them so they could spend his money. I actually had sisters showing up at my front door because it was well known that I made a lot of money.
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  Ever Disturbed by Something an Elder Said to You Personally?

  by Cthulhu in

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  2. friends

  i used to go out in service with this particular elder and after a while he developed a habit of saying...disturbing things.

  i remember one occasion where he reminisced in rather graphic detail about a handjob some other guy gave him in school.

  i recall another service venture when we passed a woman out walking her dog and he asks "do you ever wonder how many women who own dogs have sex with them?

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  snakeface

  No, but the one you mentioned is obviously brazen.
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  KM (Elder School) Brief Highlights

  by XBEHERE in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  besides the usual drivel there were a couple interesting things.

  1. an entire 1 hour discourse on helping our children become little innocent martyrs for the wt via.

  their flawed and unreasonable blood doctrine.

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  snakeface

  I guess that means that if an elder's ADULT child goes to college, the elder has to kick him out of the house if he wants to remain an elder.
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  I stopped going to the Kingdom Hall

  by FloridaPerry in

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  in late 1976, i had just turned 17. everyone in my family dropped out over the next few years, except a a brother who has been going strong his whole life.

  my mother went back a couple of years ago and i live in the same town as she does and she keeps talking to me about it.

  reading this forum, it sure brings back a lot of memories.

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  snakeface

  FloridaPerry, welcome. Regarding your comment about the younger ones, "when they let go, they really let go!" That is so true. I have worked with prisons and discovered that many in there were witness youths who got into heavy partying, fights, thefts, and other crimes.

  And yes, there really is stalking going on. Elders have come and walked around my property to peek in windows, try the doors, feel the car's hood to see if the engine was warm or cold...things like that.
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  Someone Came Knocking Today...

  by titch in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  well, an interesting thing happened today, here in southern california.

  as i was sipping my morning coffee, i heard a distinct knocking on my door.

  the front door was closed, so i didn't open it.

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  snakeface

  When I used to go out in service in the morning, if it appeared that the householder might not be up yet - curtains still closed, no sounds coming from the house - I'd knock lightly so as not to wake them up. Just loud enough that they could hear it if they were in their living room. However, quite often this would backfire....I'd knock lightly and then I'd hear 4 or 5 large dogs inside going berserk, which would in turn get the next door neighbor's dogs barking too.

  Many witnesses I worked with wouldn't care if the householder was obviously still asleep. They'd pound on the door extra hard. Their reasoning was, "If your house was on fire, wouldn't you want your neighbor to wake you up? Well something worse than a house fire is coming," referring to Armageddon. I'd explain to them that their reasoning will only offend and antagonize the householder. It would be better to make a note of the address and return at a later time, such as Sunday afternoon after the meeting. I would always remind them that we come uninvited and therefore we need to be considerate.