well, this is a nice way!
http://www.kent.steinhaug.no/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3573
i have tried to add the page here, but for some reason it won't show up.... i'm afraid i will have to ask you to look at the original page..... i guess it's the ?
Well, this is a nice way!
http://www.kent.steinhaug.no/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3573
I have tried to add the page here, but for some reason it won't show up...
I'm afraid I will have to ask you to look at the original page..... I guess it's the ? and = stuff that makes problems?
i wonder why i feel most of these laws simply had to com from the us of "#%&= a - but it's true.
never the less, they should tell a bit about the people both accepting, obeying amd making these laws.
lol
These Are New York Laws:
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it. That rarely happens, since one party regularly says "no" to the other, or there wouldn't be a reason to dissolve the marriage. If one of the spouses says "no" to the divorce, the other party has to prove that the spouse saying "no" was at fault. Fault could be one of four terrible things. If the spouse has abandoned the other spouse, that is, left the house for a year or if there hasn't been sexual relations for a year (how do you prove that?). Another one of the four terrible things, an oft cited fault, is to assert that the spouse has treated the other spouse with physical or mental cruelty. This is usually the case in most deteriorating marriages, but for the court's purposes, yelling and screaming is not usually enough; pictures of bruises taken in the emergency room might suffice. Divorce will be easy if the spouse has been imprisoned for two or three years. Much more difficult is the last fault, adultery. This keeps a lot of private detectives in business, since lipstick on the collar is not proof. It also means that lawyers get paid to "prove" fault, or on the other side, to show how lame the opposing side's "fault" claim is.
A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.
Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M.
CITY LAWS;
It is illegal for a father to call his son a "faggot" or "queer" in an effort to curb "girlie behavior."
It is illegal for men to go topless in the center of town.
It is illegal to eat in the street in residential neighborhoods, and the only beverage you can drink on the beach is water in a clear plastic bottle.
Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building. (This law could be bloody Norwegian!)
It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing "body hugging clothing." (LOL - go topless instead, he, he)
Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers". (This one is cute. I wonder what kind of idiots living in New Yourk, needed to be told this??)
During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.
A man can't go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.
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Guess what? There is a few laws just as stupid from other states, he, he. Tell me, folks - maybe reincarnation is really true. Nobody but George W Bush can be stupid enough to accept laws like these
i wonder why i feel most of these laws simply had to com from the us of "#%&= a - but it's true.
never the less, they should tell a bit about the people both accepting, obeying amd making these laws.
lol
I wonder why I feel most of these laws simply HAD to com from the US of "#¤%&= A - but it's true. Never the less, they should tell a bit about the people both accepting, obeying amd making these laws. LOL§
These simply MUST have been made by George W!
When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense.
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
No person shall throw trash from an airplane.
While these isn't:
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
One needs permission from the director of parks and recreation before getting drunk in any city park.
But, Texas has got a lot of really great laws:
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office.
Landing an airplane on the beach is illegal.
No person shall inhale fumes from model glue.
Any person who sits on a sidewalk may be fined up to $500.
It is illegal to drive a motor car down Broadway before noon on Sundays.
?Offensive gestures? will not be tolerated at any special event.
Bicycles must be operated at a "reasonable speed".
Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.
Cattle thieves may be hanged on the spot.
You can ride your horse in the saloon.
No one may ride a horse and buggy through the town square.
It is illegal to urinate on the Alamo.
It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.
It is now illegal to place a "for sale" sign on a car if it visible from the street.
Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator.
It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.
It is illegal to drive within an arm's length of alcohol - including alcohol in someone else's blood stream.
It is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing.
It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday.
Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday.
Appearing in public places wearing a "lewd dress" is prohibited.
Churches, hotels, halls of assembly, stores, markets, banking rooms, railroad depots, and saloons are required to provide spittoons "of a kind and number to efficiently contain expectorations into them."
It's illegal to possess realistic dildos.
It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.
Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket.
It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing.
Drivers of city vehicles must respect all traffic rules just like the rest of us.
(Laws from different counties in TEXAS)
if anyone could help me translate this, it would be great.
it's rather important, i might add.
thanks in advance.. it would be great - if anyone do translate it - if the translation could be sendt to my email, [email protected].
Thanks again. This Cyril Malka is a strange bird. He used to be Mr. Nice Guy, cooperated with Ex-JWs, and was believed to be an honest guy. Then he started up being the big expert, with capital B and E, and started up a huge fight with a lot of us.
He has been claiming a lot of nonsense about his education and background all over the plase, but facts are this guy is a bluff. Unfortunately, he has a lot of people believing what he's saying - and his statements about the Watchtower and the JWs isn't always correct - to say it plainly.
Also, he doesn't give a damn - it seems - about such things, but he's extremely eager to do money on his "knowledge". He may even steal material from my website, and claim HE has copyright to the material - even selling it!
So, this guy is hardly a lawyer. Then he would know he's on extremely thin ice!
if anyone could help me translate this, it would be great.
it's rather important, i might add.
thanks in advance.. it would be great - if anyone do translate it - if the translation could be sendt to my email, [email protected].
Thanks a lot!
if anyone could help me translate this, it would be great.
it's rather important, i might add.
thanks in advance.. it would be great - if anyone do translate it - if the translation could be sendt to my email, [email protected].
If anyone could help me translate this, it would be great. It's rather important, I might add. Thanks in advance.
It would be great - if anyone do translate it - if the translation could be sendt to my email, [email protected]
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>> Messieurs.
>>
>> Pourriez vous me fournir de l'information sur un de vos membres
>> M. Cyril Malka, qui prétend avoir été identifié par vous en sa
>> qualité de psycho-analyste.
>> J'ai recherché l'information au Danemark, où il travaille
>> maintenant, mais n'a pas pu trouver n'importe quelle évidence
>> valide de son éducation.
>> Son webpage est:
>>
http://www.malka.dk/cyril/cyril-kd.html>> et ont le passage suivant: 'Je suis psycho-analyste et ont une
>> confirmation de 'Société Psychanalytique De Paris' sur ce titre'.
>>
>> Il me fournirait l'information valable si vous pouvez confirmer sa
>> réclamation
>> Il a également un website français, mais sans l'expression citée:
>>
>>
http://www.malka.fr/index.html-----------------------------------------------------------
a new sex-scandal is coming up in norway .
this case is not reported to the police, and as far as i know the local congregation in a small town in telemark, norway - is trying to find out what to do with it.. .
this time it's not an elder abusing children.
I guess the information the so called "Hippie" reacts to is this:
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w00 5/1 pp. 9-10 Firmly Uphold Godly Teaching ***Still, a few individuals have left our ranks, and some among them are bent on defaming Jehovah?s Witnesses by spreading lies and misinformation. A few work with other groups in organized resistance to pure worship. In doing so, they side with the very first apostate, Satan.
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Some apostates are increasingly using various forms of mass communication, including the Internet, to spread false information about Jehovah?s Witnesses. As a result, when sincere individuals do research on our beliefs, they may stumble across apostate propaganda. Even some Witnesses have unwittingly exposed themselves to this harmful material. In addition, apostates occasionally take part in television or radio programs. What is the wise course to follow in view of this?10
The apostle John directed Christians not to accept apostates into their homes. He wrote: "If anyone comes to you and does not bring this teaching, never receive him into your homes or say a greeting to him. For he that says a greeting to him is a sharer in his wicked works." (2 John 10, 11) Avoiding all contact with these opponents will protect us from their corrupt thinking. Exposing ourselves to apostate teachings through the various means of modern communication is just as harmful as receiving the apostate himself into our homes. Never should we allow curiosity to lure us into such a calamitous course!?Proverbs 22:3.
these days you need to protect your pc.
i was just informed the site disfellowshipped.com had become a porn site.
well, that's not actually true - since you are derirected to a pornsite from there.. .
These days you need to protect your PC. I was just informed the site disfellowshipped.com had become a porn site. Well, that's not actually true - since you are derirected to a pornsite from there.
However - this site tries to install 3 or 4 dialers on your PC (!!) - and so do a lot of other sites online. Not only tracking coockies and that kind of stuff - but real nasty maleware as well.
My tip to anyone is this:
Go to this address:
http://www.safer-networking.org/
Download SPYBOT SEARCH & DESTROY - install it, use the update function, and when that's done - use the IMMUNIZE function. In that window you can do two things. Imminize, and then block a few things. Do both - and run this prog once a week or so.
I can promise you, it works real good - and it stops a whole lot of shit.
Besides that - it's absolutely FREE!
a new sex-scandal is coming up in norway .
this case is not reported to the police, and as far as i know the local congregation in a small town in telemark, norway - is trying to find out what to do with it.. .
this time it's not an elder abusing children.
w82 4/15 23-4 Enduring Joyfully Despite PersecutionYet if we did not preach or hold meetings, we would not be witnesses of Jehovah God or Christ Jesus, since a witness who does not say anything is really not a witness at all.
I'm afraid that information doesn't matter for the Hippie. He's still convinced the Watchtower should have any money they can get. After all, they don't do anything everybody else doesn't do. So I guess it's al right then. The fact they are violatig their own rules (again) doesn't matter - of course. It's only stupid ol' me who doesn't really get it ;)
a new sex-scandal is coming up in norway .
this case is not reported to the police, and as far as i know the local congregation in a small town in telemark, norway - is trying to find out what to do with it.. .
this time it's not an elder abusing children.
Hi LittleToe and all other old friends as well:
I'm doing fine, really - but do have a lot to do these days. As a result, I have not been a lot online with the JW stuff, and probably won't be either. At the moment I try to have a good time, drinking my wine, beer and whisky, listening to great music at ear-damaging sound levels (according to Norm), and enjoy my life the best I can.
Recently there has been some "action" in Norway, because a friend of mine, Roar Henriksen, just published a book. "Gud bor i Brooklyn" (God lives in Brooklyn), and papers, TV and the like have made quite a lot of fuzz about it.
But, the rest of the time I just try to spend as much time in the pub as my money allows me to, and think of everything BUT the JW-crap.
This summer I might even travel to a barbeque in the UK :)
Yachyd Da
Kent
