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  Do you procrastinate?

  by larc in

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  i was just wondering, do you procrastinate?

  well, i was going to write about this 6 months ago, and i finally got around to it.

  yes, i procrastinate all the time.

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  I used to but now I'm not so sure....
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  Barbie - a very clean joke!

  by kat7302 in

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  a woman needed to get her daughter a barbie doll for christmas (she was df!!!!

  she walked into a department store and immediatley spotted the barbies on display.

  after looking at them for ten minutes, she walked up to the shop assistant and said...... "i want to buy a barbie doll but i dont quite understand the prices, the horse riding barbie is 15, the ballerina barbie is 15, the teacher barbie is 15 but the divorced barbie is 350, can you tell me why that one is so much please?"...

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  And I know this is true......

  Ken...
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  Men are the problem!

  by kat7302 in

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  have you ever noticed how all womens problems/pain are to do with men?.

  menstruation.

  menopause.

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  Nothing beats WO(E) to MAN.... :-)))
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  Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuce!!!!!

  by PopeOfEruke in

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  hey everybody,.

  don't forget bruce "the boss" springsteen has a brand new album out next monday 29th july.. its with the e-street band!!

  should be cool!.

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  The Pope,

  You understate the obvious - what an album - can't believe how good it sounds + first album with E-Street band since BITUSA in 1984. Followed "The Boss" since 1976 (even as a jw!!) and he just captures the moment and the mood.

  Particular favourite is "The River" which sums up my first jw marriage.. listen to the words...

  Cheers

  Ken
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  Ex witnesses in UK

  by Michelleatkin in

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  i'm new to this site, found it whilst looking at panarama web site.

  are there many here from uk, even lancashire?

  if so, please let me know as it would be nice to speak to some ex-witnesses in uk.

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  Thanks Simon,

  Had hoped to go south but recovering from moving house - some advice - don't do it! Have moved only @500 yards - may as well have moved 500 miles - phones, gas, elec and most importantly SKY - all hassle! (Ands that beside the chain!!!)

  North sounds good (suspicion it be the M'cer area:-) - pick a non rainy day...)) though off on hols first 2 weeks in August.

  Hi to the family from Lesley & Leanne too!!

  Ken

  Edited by - KenUK on 28 July 2002 14:36:41
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  Hi to All Ex JayDubs (Espcially in England)

  by Tish in

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  this is my first attempt to make contact with ex jws, i would love to make contact with ex jws in cambridgeshire/northamptonshire but would luv to hear from anyone else who wishes to share their wit/humour or just chat.

  i have been out of "big mother" for 18 months after spending my whole life very actively associating with jws (all of my 32 years).

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  Oops - helps to read posts in order!

  Talking of assemblies I went to Bowes Road - another converted cinema! I think St Ives was in the London circuit for assemblies (conventions were at Norwich), but not sure if Peterborough was.

  Take care

  Ken
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  Ex witnesses in UK

  by Michelleatkin in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i'm new to this site, found it whilst looking at panarama web site.

  are there many here from uk, even lancashire?

  if so, please let me know as it would be nice to speak to some ex-witnesses in uk.

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  Hi Tish,

  Welcome - sort of lurk a lot here (still struggling to make a 100 posts). Resident of Chatteris, Cambs (well someone has to live there). Work in Peterborough (allegedley..) and ex jw since 1993 (d/fed from St Ives cong) after 33 years (since birth) in the troof!!

  Ken
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  Listen to the live BBC debate NOW!

  by Ivor Hope in

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  you can listen to the radio debate immediately after the bbc panorama program at.

  www.bbc.co.uk/fivelive/latenightcurrie.

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  Hmm.. This is one busy radio show - sad to see some defending the jws (but perhaps we'd have done that one day..)

  Also sad to see many experiences coming out too...
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  British XJW's! Please say hello!!

  by Fe2O3Girl in

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  i live in northwest england, i have been out of th borg for 8 years.

  give me a wave, let me know i am not the only xjw in britain!

  cheers!

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  Hi!!

  Exiled Geordie in Chatteris, Cambridgeshire... Blink and you'd miss it!!

  (Chatteris that is, not the exiled Geordie...)

  (Edited due to drink induced spelling error....)

  Edited by - KenUK on 25 June 2002 17:2:18
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  Amazing coincidence ... what are the odds!

  by Simon in

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  i saw this on a tv programme a year or so ago and thought of it today for some reason:.

  a wages clerk at a small company was working on the payslips when she noticed a mistake with one of the employees wages.

  as it was his day off but the wages had to be paid into the bank that day she decided to ring him up to check on whatever the problem was.. he answers the phone and she says "hi" and starts to explain the problem.. for some reason though, he is amazed and keeps asking how show knew he'd be there !?.

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  Hi Simon,

  Some professional input here...

  Wages Clerks are "passe" - they are now Payroll Administrators....:-)

  Would you like your P45 now or later!!

  Ken