Well, the parrot would of encouraged Eve to eat a cracker, instead of the forbidden fruit, so, we wouldn't be in this mess,
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If a parrot spoke to Eve instead of a serpent??
by jam inwould that change your view on the account???
that's.
plausible.. .
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New songs coming
by kneehighmiah inheard from an inside source that there are 3 new songs coming to the songbook.
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My guess is:
1. Sir Duke
2: JW.org ( A new dance # replaces the tune of YMCA)
3) I did it the GB Way (to the tune of , I did it my way)
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2014 AGM announcement rumour
by yadda yadda 2 infrom barbara anderson, former watchtower headquarters researcher and writer, on another recent thread:.
it is expected that at the 2014 annual meeting, usually held the first saturday in october, will serve watchtower leaders well to cover-up all the 100-years of prophetic nonsense.
rumor has it they are going to celebrate their 100-years of announcing the kingdom in an adroit way by featuring a move of "great" significance to do with the expansion of the governing body to an "apostolic" 12 or some other fantasy idea.. .
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Just think about where this takes us, if this true. If they are like the Apostles, then they have the ability of laying of the hands and granting power to others.
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Aren't Watchtower literature trolleys and stands illegal?
by jwfacts inin many places it is illegal to set up a stand and sell things in public without council approval.
so why is it that jws can set up their trolleys in busy public areas without being asked to move on?
i saw this article this morning about muslims being asked to stop handing out leaflets in parramatta, because it is illegal.
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There is no such thing as an invisible JW
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The height of delusion on display at last Tuesdays meeting...
by BU2B ini literally just sat there with my mouth open.
sometimes the delusional mind of jws takes steroids.. it was during the draw close to jehovah study where they praise the mosaic law and how perfectly wonderful it was.
you should have seen the almost giddy attitude the conductor had and the comments from the audience.
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Yes, you were not allowed to be unevenly yoked with unbeleivers, but this sort of marriage was ok. I guess you would want your daughters to look ugly if you were a pagon. "Want some more gruel, help yourself little darling. and hre's a 2nd helping of pork sausages, makes your cheeks look pink."
If you were a Coward, then you wouldn't be drafted. Which coward has the courage to say that he's a coward. How would he be treated?
Since you couldn't draft a newly married man for a year, that must be why they had many wives. They could milk this one til retirement(no pun intended). That's a loophole.
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Armageddon is next week... Are YOU prepared?
by Calebs Airplane inhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjppkvhy79k#t=82.
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Not really. What if that lottery ticket wins next week? I'll be really pissed off if I can't cash it in.
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Big Revolt Among CO, DO, Bethelites, and Branch Servant Likely
by frankiespeakin inas the information age is apon us and it doesn't take that much information to easily prove this new light by the governing body granting them absolute loyalty and power is a blatant power grab by a bunch of over the hill ego maniacs i see a revolt in the making..
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The Substitute Co's are very busy as well. Since they have to support themselves with their own cars, insurance etc.. they are doing the bulk of the work.
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Cable vs the Antenae tower
by Quarterback ini kind of wanted to know if some have made this transition from escaping the satellite/cable monopoly to the large antenaes that require no monthly bills.
does it work?
is there a good quality such as hi def?
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Thanks for your comments, friends
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" Do not ask permission, just play the video--" service meeting instructions.
by prologos inthis statement startled me out of the pleasant mental absence during this week's "service" meeting.. pushing the org.
explanation: "the listener has time to interrupt, if they want--" .
together with an incredible boring "study" of an hand held device, or it's stored content, i will be a totally new crop of orgies at the halls,.
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That sounds like such an abuse of Technology. Would you dare knock at someone's door, and tell them, "Hi there, Listen to this song, on my tablet"
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I am sooo screwed
by Yondaime inso last night i was talking to my sister about how i admired president obama's speech to the u.n that happened earlier that day.. i then compared the extremism of isis to how much of a fanatic my jw bil is.. at the end of the statement , my mom walked in to the kitchen.
she was standing in the living room and she heard everything i said.. she called the elders that night to tell them what i said so they can counsel me.. i'm going to meet with them after the meeting on sunday!.
what do i do?!!!!!.
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Meet with them, and ask them how long must you wait to see so much suffering and dying by the Ebola virus, ISIS, etc. You have a right to feel as you do. I've heard worse statements coming from all sorts of people