I love Crown Royal....but, it doesn't give me those dreams of being part of the mob. I just sit there in my easy chair, and my wife says I mumble something like..."Make me an offer, that I can't refuse"....
Quarterback
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Weird, F'd up dream...
by undercover ini don't usually get too personal here... but i had a fucked up dream last night and it put me in the most foul of moods today.... i gotta type it out while i remember it.
maybe some comments will help as well.... .
anyway... i was connected with the mob somehow.
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JW Cable TV Installer Counts His Time.. Home owner very pissed off !
by Hairyhegoat inthe directv guy came by today to install our new dvr.
a pretty simple install as i already installed the telephone line, and the amp/switch box is about 5 feet below where the extra line needs to run.. .
so all the installer needs to do is give us the new dvr receiver, run one coax line, plug it all in and leave.. .
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Quarterback
Yeah, Zid.
Been enrolled for a long time. Still can't graduate from that one.
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JW Cable TV Installer Counts His Time.. Home owner very pissed off !
by Hairyhegoat inthe directv guy came by today to install our new dvr.
a pretty simple install as i already installed the telephone line, and the amp/switch box is about 5 feet below where the extra line needs to run.. .
so all the installer needs to do is give us the new dvr receiver, run one coax line, plug it all in and leave.. .
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Quarterback
Just think if every one working for a living talking about their faith.
The Bill Collector: " I'm calling about your overdue account. Tell me when will this be paid, and do you believe that hell is a fiery furnace?"
The store clerk: "Can I assist you in finding your size in those pants? What do you think about God and Gluttony?"
The Dr: " Now, turn your head and cough. Do you think you will live forever?"
The Garbage man: " This f..king bag is too heavy. Do you know about armageddon?"
The teacher: "Now let's see who didn't do their homework, last night. Since it was math, how many will be called to heaven?"
The principle: Well, well, now let's see how many times you have missed geography classes. Wow, that many times. Did you know that since 1914 we have been living in the last days?"
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If You Wanted To Corrupt A Jehovah's Witness How Would You Go About It?
by minimus ini'd like some ideas..
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Quarterback
A voucher that credits them with 10 hrs a month, of Field Service, for one whole year.
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2011 Count: 4 are out, 2 are in
by Quarterback inwith all of the announcements made in our kh this year, we have announced 4 da' s and only 2 that got baptised.
the 2 baptised were born into the jw family.
we also lost 4 elders, and 1 ms.. what was the count for your kh for 2011?.
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Quarterback
Hi Steve,
Attendance is down 25% on TS, and SM. Only two MS deleted for wrong doing. The other elders had problems with the 10 hr month FS requirement.
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2011 Count: 4 are out, 2 are in
by Quarterback inwith all of the announcements made in our kh this year, we have announced 4 da' s and only 2 that got baptised.
the 2 baptised were born into the jw family.
we also lost 4 elders, and 1 ms.. what was the count for your kh for 2011?.
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Quarterback
With all of the announcements made in our KH this year, we have announced 4 DA' s and only 2 that got baptised. The 2 baptised were born into the JW family.
We also lost 4 Elders, and 1 MS.
What was the count for your KH for 2011?
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How to silence family/elders, and not be labeled apostate, prove the 1,000 year reign understanding is false....
by EndofMysteries inmy reason for leaving or fading is because after actually reading the bible, i began to gain understanding and seeing everywhere what the bible teaches is not what jw's teach.
there is no need to bring up 'apostate' material, the history of jw's, etc, as that sets up a mental block (if you ever were a strong jw you may remember yourself it wouldn't work).
the foundation of the faith is that the bible is the final authority, the bible trumps everything, and that only jw's follow the bible everyone else twists it to their traditions and customs.
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Quarterback
Hi, End.
The concept of going alone at doing your own research/interpretation of the scriptures is another strike that the ORG uses against you. Apparently, individuals are not allowed to come to their own conclusions. They are wrong, even when they are right.
The ORG can make mistakes, but they are right. We can't challenge them. They will always have a correction in place for when they discover that they were wrong, and you have to stop believing in yesterdays understanding, and begin believing the amended changes from them.
I have read the Bible over many times throughout the years. I know that I don't have to guess at how Jesus showed us to be a good Christian. He sure was a great model. I don't need to read about him in the ORG publications, but I must say that they should be credited with some good research at times. But, this prophecy about what is to happen in the future is something that I think is anyone's guess.
We shall see.
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How to silence family/elders, and not be labeled apostate, prove the 1,000 year reign understanding is false....
by EndofMysteries inmy reason for leaving or fading is because after actually reading the bible, i began to gain understanding and seeing everywhere what the bible teaches is not what jw's teach.
there is no need to bring up 'apostate' material, the history of jw's, etc, as that sets up a mental block (if you ever were a strong jw you may remember yourself it wouldn't work).
the foundation of the faith is that the bible is the final authority, the bible trumps everything, and that only jw's follow the bible everyone else twists it to their traditions and customs.
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Quarterback
That was great research, Vid.
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Bet the wtb&ts didn't see this one coming...
by OneDayillBeFree innasa just announced the discovery of a new planet!
it's called kepler 22b!!!.
and here's the kicker..... .
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Quarterback
Well, I think that all of the planets will be inhabited by other life forums. Then there will a Space craft Called Voyager. The crew will consist of a Doctor and a guy with pointed ears. They will have a captain that will be a challenge. He will be a Canadian.
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Why do we love sunsets?
by sabastious inevery clear morning driving in my car i catch myself gazing at the sunrise.
it's different almost every morning as the clouds change the amount of light that hits the earth's surface.
the earth rotates on it's axis, among other traits, creating a brilliant prism effect as the sunlight shoots at me from different angles as the seasons pass by.. anyone and everyone can appriciate the sun as it rises and falls bellow the horizon each day.
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Quarterback
I love the sun. The Daylight.
I could never work at night, especially the graveyard (Midnight) shift.
Quite a inspiring message, Sab. Quite an ending, and perhaps a little expression to healing some of the pain you experienced in the past.