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  Re: Only using one sheet of toilet paper at assemblies

  by Luo bou to in

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  i have been living in china for several years now and my only fear was that one day, i would need to use one of their squat toilets.

  i cant squat that close to the ground but the chinese can with their feet flat on the ground and without raising their heels .

  so the day finally came when for several weeks i was forced to use one.

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  DagothUr

  This thread is full of s..t!
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  Re: Only using one sheet of toilet paper at assemblies

  by Luo bou to in

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  i have been living in china for several years now and my only fear was that one day, i would need to use one of their squat toilets.

  i cant squat that close to the ground but the chinese can with their feet flat on the ground and without raising their heels .

  so the day finally came when for several weeks i was forced to use one.

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  DagothUr

  You could send this wonderful experience to be read at the next Circuit Assembly.
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  Does The Watchtower even try to prove 607BCE anymore?

  by VM44 in

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  when was the last time that the watchtower published an article that attempted to prove the year 607 b.c.e.

  was correct over the year 587 b.c.e.?.

  the watchtower now simply mentions the year in its publications without attempting to justify it.. proof through repetition?.

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  Larsinger, OBVES, the Borg are coming. Run! Where? Somewhere in the Kuiper belt there must be some asteroid big enough for both of you...
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  Jesus is NOT the Messiah!?!?! More Crazy Bible Contradictions ;)

  by 3Mozzies in

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  2. bible

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  Lego Jesus looks like John depicts him in the Apocalypse: his tongue is shaped like a Jedi-sword.
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  The Most Important Witness Meeting Is...

  by metatron in

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  the theocratic ministry school..... well, let's see ... it's conducted by an elder who's stuck with the job and often doesn't want it.

  the quality of the meeting keeps sinking over time as witlesses can't read well or explain more than a couple proof texts.

  the "ministry" doesn't generate converts by itself, anyway..... the book study?

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  DagothUr

  For me, all meetings were important as long as the young sister Nicelegs was present.
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  Jesus is NOT the Messiah!?!?! More Crazy Bible Contradictions ;)

  by 3Mozzies in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

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  The city I live in has a city-drunkard. One day, I saw 2 pentecostals talking with the drunkard about Jesus and his sacrifice. So one of them tells the drunkard that Jesus was placed in Mary's womb by the Holy Spirit. The drunkard's answer was awesome: "No, I think he was born from a d..ck and a p...sy, there is no other way".
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  What world events would cause you to run back to the JW,s

  by jam in

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  a year or two after leaving the borg.

  i was on shaky ground.. any major catastrophe in the world that took place, i thought.

  today i can not think of one single event.

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  DagothUr

  I would go back if the next scenario would happend:

  Space. The final frontier. A massive Borg Cube has passed Uranus' orbit and heading vigurously towards Earth. It is 24 april 2012 and despite proffesor OBVES and dr. Larsinger's warnings, the worlds leaders are completely oblivious to the invaders. Soon, the Cube enters behind the Moon. They immediately issue a warning to all world leaders: "We are the Borg Cube YHWH. You will be assimilated. Do not resist. Resistance is futile". In the Oval Chamber, Obama chews his nails, trembling in fear, but has enough spirit to say: "Secretary, prepare the SUITCASE. All defenses are on code red starting now. We will fight these bastards". On the other side of the globe, Ghaddafi and Osama bin Laden kiss and embrace each other. "Goddamn, Muhhamad screwed us. He got it all wrong! We will never join those who deceived us!" says Osama and Ghaddafi silently shakes his head in approval. China was the quickest to react and it's military mobilizes for defense. The world is decided to fight a war that is already lost.

  All around the world, the JWs have entered the Kingdom Halls and closed their doors from inside. They are joyfully singing hymns to Jehovah. In their secret bunker, the GB members are celebrating with champagne, caviar and Cuban cigars. "We knew they would come!" says Losch, from a dense cloud of smoke. "And the world thought Russel was a crook and Rutherford was a drunkard. Now, dear brothers, we will join the Borg and become immortal. All KH are sealed and the JWs all around the world will be raptured onboard the Cube in the next hours. The great Babylon will be destroyed by YHWH with fire from the heavens. Generations have passed and overlapped and overlapped, but we have obeyed. We are Borg!". They sip their last gulps of champagne and suddenly they are disintegrated by the Cube's teleporters. All around the world, the JWs are moved on YHWH's decks. 144.000 enforcer cyborgs are scanning the blood directives of all JWs. Those who do not have them are immediately shot with a plasma cannon and they are burned to ash in a second. Also, all those who are older than 50 years are burned. The rest are connected to the assimilation modules. The Cube directs it's death-ray cannons towards Earth, while all it's mining corvettes start their engines, prepared to pillage all useful minerals from the dead planet. The JWs were right all along, but no one payed attention to them...

  Epilogue: impressed by professor OBVES' and dr. Larsinger's clarvoyance, the Borg decide to rapture them too and study their brains in order to futher their already advanced understanding of the Universe.
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  "Religion...is the Opium of the People" - What did Marx Mean?

  by cofty in

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  2. current

  when read in context karl marx was not directly attacking religion when he wrote those famous words.. .

  religious distress is at the same time the expression of real distress and the protest against real distress.

  religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, just as it is the spirit of a spiritless situation.

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  DagothUr

  For some antisocial individuals, religion can be a good thing, since it keeps them cool and fearful. Others just go robbing, killing, raping right after they finish their morning prayer. Like any drug, it does not have the same effect on all people.
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  "Religion...is the Opium of the People" - What did Marx Mean?

  by cofty in

  1. social
  2. current

  when read in context karl marx was not directly attacking religion when he wrote those famous words.. .

  religious distress is at the same time the expression of real distress and the protest against real distress.

  religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, just as it is the spirit of a spiritless situation.

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  DagothUr

  All religions are based on a fabricated feeling of guilt. Guilt for being imperfect, for betraying an imaginary God or gods, for following an imaginary Satan's ways, for being an unbeliever, a heathen, for being someone who needs redemption. I think religion was the greatest invention of the ruling classes: the temporal and the clerical. They induced this guilt in the minds and hearts of the many and expected obedience and payment. The perfect barter! You give nothing, your receive everything. Jesus and the illusion of his sacrifice is a drug that keeps the sheep under the staff of the sheperds; and it is also a tool of opression. That is the opium. The passage from Marx is a call to social revolution against the shackles of religion and against the ruling classes, which were perceived by the commies as the burgeoisie and the nobility. And the fact that communism was not a viable option...religion will soon die by the same cause. I say we will be all atheists in less than 1 century.
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  Wikileaks: U.S. Believes Saudi Arabia Is Running Out Of Oil

  by Bangalore in

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  wikileaks: u.s. believes saudi arabia is running out of oil.. http://www.autoblog.com/2011/02/09/wikileaks-u-s-believes-saudi-arabia-is-running-out-of-oil/.

  bangalore.

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  DagothUr

  Nuclear energy would be a solution, but then we would have to invent some sort of rockets or something to catapult the wastes over the borders, into our neighbour's territory.