This reminds me of that time my sister told me that keeping my dogs in a tiny little cage on a leash was inhumane. I told her that they would never be able to survive without my help.
She bet I was wrong and said they'd do fine.
So I cut off all their legs and threw them in a ditch. Wouldn't you know it? Those stupid dogs started to actually dig a ramp out of the ditch with their mouths. . . So I poked all their eyes out.
It's been a few months since then and several of the dogs are still alive. But they look like crap. . . They didn't look that bad when I had them in a cage.
I sure showed my sister! Maybe next time I get a pet she'll realize that I'm the best thing that ever happened to those animals.
Sure it might have sucked for those dogs a bit, but I had to prove that they wouldn't be able to survive without me. I'm sure they understand.