And Elton John is still alive and well punishing the world with bloated Disney tunes. There is no god.
ranmac
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Deep Purple's Jon Lord dies at 71
by finallysomepride insadly another rock star has fallen, sadly missed r.i.p jon.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-18864409.
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(Repost) According to David Splaine, under no CIRCUMCISIONS would we accept blood.
by ranmac inin my morning haze/haste, i totally effed up my post title.
with regard to fans of gb hero, david splaine, i thought id repost it for anyone who might of missed it due to my sloth-like morning fingers.
i got a few awesome responses.
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ranmac
In my morning haze/haste, I totally effed up my post title. With regard to fans of GB hero, David Splaine, I thought Id repost it for anyone who might of missed it due to my sloth-like morning fingers. I got a few awesome responses. Heres the original thread and my post.
Two minutes into his concluding talk at the DC, Brother Splane made this slip of the tounge. Almost everyone laughed their ass off. I only went to the sunday programming but could tell this was the highlight of the weekend. He continued his logical discourse with gems about how Noah went door to door and had to call on Nephilim and he made it crystal clear that even our disfellowshipped children have to be completely cut off because only Jehovah has the power to save them. His slip of the tounge actually was understandable because while watching him spew his rubbish on the stage he kind of looked like a penis in a suit.
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ranmac
Two minutes into his concluding talk at the DC, Brother Splane made this slip of the tounge. Almost everyone laughed their ass off. I only went to the sunday programming but could tell this was the highlight of the weekend. He continued his logical discourse with gems about how Noah went door to door and had to call on Nephilim and he made it crystal clear that even our disfellowshipped children have to be completely cut off because only Jehovah has the power to save them. His slip of the tounge actually was understandable because while watching him spew his rubbish on the stage he kind of looked like a penis in a suit.
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The true, unsung hero of the Bible....
by Unlearn inmy undisputed hero of the bible is known by several names, depending on who you talk to...devil, satan, lucifer, etc.. read it, and you'll find that he was the only one who really stood up for you.. he asserted that you could make decisions for yourself...and told you the very real truth that, just because the piece of meat in your chest stops thumping, you positively do not 'die'.. he was your hero.
he stood up to a daddy-maniac and said, 'just because you made us doesnt mean you have the right to tell us what to do.
i thought we were free?'.
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ranmac
Processor has a good point. If you compare the amount of humans that Satan kills in the Bible compared to Jehovah, its quite disturbing.
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Fun with the July 15th WT illustration
by undercover inyes, friends, it's that time once more... when we clip some wt art to a post and try to find all the subliminal wt propaganda messages hidden in the illustration.
(kinda like, "can you find the differences between these two drawings" for kids in the sunday comics).
here's the illustration:.
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ranmac
The chubby kid with the skate board looks like he has special needs. I guess the society labels the mentally challenged as bad association. A plethura of jokes and ironic statements have just erupted in my head but I really just dont have the energy.
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Anyone been to a meeting after a drink...or three?
by MMXIV ini recall going to the second half of a thursday night meeting after what was meant to be a cheeky after work beer (three strong beers downed quickly on an empty stomach).
i would have been ok had a caring elder not decided to grab me for some encouragement afterwards.. i hoped the faint odor of smoke on my clothes (smoking in pubs was still the done thing in those days) wouldn't be noticed but hard to hide alcohol on the breath.
i tried to say very little and talk in a way that avoided me beathing over him.
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ranmac
When I was a teenager I had to do the mikes for the watchtower study completely hungover off my tits. I had to make two trips during the readings to retch in the parking lot.
Magical memories of my youth.
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Terrible conduct by congregation Elders in hospital room !
by RULES & REGULATIONS inmy uncle was rushed to the hospital last tuesday with severe stomach pain.
(he was diagnosed with colon cancer one year ago.
the doctors, family,and my uncle decided against colon surgery.
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ranmac
Its religion in general. It makes good people do and think horrible and stupid things. It blocks common sense and decency.
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What's The Worst Thing You've Heard An Elder Say Or Do?
by minimus ini think it has to be the way they treat disfellowshipped persons.
as another thread, they simply ignore the person as if they're dead!.
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ranmac
An elder once said to me in my own home, "I hope your parents don't die in armageddon because of you."
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If You Could See ANY Musical Group or Singer Of ANY Generation Who Would It Be?
by minimus ini never saw the king, live, in concert.
if i could've i would have wanted to see elvis.
i rarely listen to him but it would been great to see him in his prime.. and i would've loved it if i could have seen the 60's versions of the temptations!.
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ranmac
Its a toss-up between the Beatles early gigs in Hamburg or the other guy from Wham!