Chris, this might not make it past the mods, but I understand the humor of the unlikely.
Well, It's all in good fun...Just joking around. For what it's worth, I spent a lot of time cooking this up...
Chris, this might not make it past the mods, but I understand the humor of the unlikely.
Well, It's all in good fun...Just joking around. For what it's worth, I spent a lot of time cooking this up...
I cooked this up tonight just for fun...
steven unthanks case is drawing near....sending him support and well wishes if you're not familiar with steven unthank and his case, please go to link for more info.
check "archives" for july, oct, dec & jan. for full story.
jehovahs witnesses hierarchy charged.
I sure the Australian Govt and Mr. Unthank are able to stick it to those jw fuckers.
mcdonald's annouced they are stopping the use of pink goo, ammonium hydroxide, in their burgers...but:.
propylene glycol, carmine food coloring, shellac, l-cycsteine(made from hair and hooves), lanolin gum, silicon-dioxide are common ingredients in our processed foods..
Yeah, I agree about the not eating fast food because of the way it's processed, but undercover,how would you know what shit tastes like? Just curious...
suspending for a minute the realisation that it never happened and instead looking at it as a beliver would.... jesus had to endure a painful death, yes.
but he knew that he would only be dead for three days and that afterwards he would get reserected and be able to mind f**k around with those who had put him to death.
and then he would live for ever in a brand new body!
If god really want's his son's death to be a ransom that’s MEANINGFUL, then he ought to MAN UP! Kill him again and let him stay dead; that would be a REAL sacrifice.
so last night as the wife and i were on our way to the movie theater (went to see the new sherlock holes movie) we passed by the kingdom hall.
since thursday is a meeting night the kh parking lot was packed.
i couldn't help but grin at the thought that those chumps were sitting in there listening to such boring shit in those uncomfortable meeting clothes, and i was about to have a great time seeing a fun and entertaining movie, eating pop corn and sipping a soft drink.
Thanks for that nice comment Heather. Yeah, I've come a long way Baby!
so last night as the wife and i were on our way to the movie theater (went to see the new sherlock holes movie) we passed by the kingdom hall.
since thursday is a meeting night the kh parking lot was packed.
i couldn't help but grin at the thought that those chumps were sitting in there listening to such boring shit in those uncomfortable meeting clothes, and i was about to have a great time seeing a fun and entertaining movie, eating pop corn and sipping a soft drink.
So last night as the wife and I were on our way to the movie theater (went to see the new Sherlock Holes movie) we passed by the kingdom hall. Since Thursday is a meeting night the kh parking lot was packed. I couldn't help but grin at the thought that those chumps were sitting in there listening to such boring shit in those uncomfortable meeting clothes, and I was about to have a great time seeing a fun and entertaining movie, eating pop corn and sipping a soft drink.
The movie was stellar! Good acting, lots of action, great plot, and the way it was filmed and put together was breathtaking. I rarely see a movie that gets me stirred up and so exited, but when we were walking out of the theater after the movie was over I was so thrilled and choked up that I had trouble speaking for a while. Some may not like that particular movie as much as I did, but I thought it was awesome. What was even awesomer was that I don't waste my time sitting through boring meetings and singing those idiotic songs anymore!
i do not consider myself religious in any way.
i do believe in "god" and i think i am a spiritual person to some degree.. what about you?.
Nope. Nope. Nope.
once you realized the organization is simply a religious corporation, how did you leave?.
did you fade?.
were you forced out?.
The wife and I disassociated last summer....
here's the corny joke thread.
post your favorite corny joke thread.
that means no quality jokes!
Your mamma is so fat, the only way to get her out of that telephone booth is to grease her up and throw a twinkie in the street...