Posts by TimeBandit

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420...............

by charlie brown jr. in

yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

sorry if we have this topic..................... .

lmao i'm .....................stoned????????????????

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by TimeBandit in

i'm developing an ex jw satire routine of rutherford and russell debating different topics like beards and such.

all i need is to supply an audio track of them debating back and forth, and the program lip syncs with the character and makes him speak.

i can add cool expressipns to their faces while they talk.

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by TimeBandit in

i'm developing an ex jw satire routine of rutherford and russell debating different topics like beards and such.

all i need is to supply an audio track of them debating back and forth, and the program lip syncs with the character and makes him speak.

i can add cool expressipns to their faces while they talk.

I'm developing an ex jw satire routine of Rutherford and Russell debating different topics like beards and such. All I need is to supply an audio track of them debating back and forth, and the program lip syncs with the character and makes him speak. I can add cool expressipns to their faces while they talk. It's kind of like being a puppeteer...I'm pretty new at it though. The things you see the characters do in this video are all presets that came with the program

http://youtu.be/AGQKzJJbLEw

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Some Ways to Keep Them Away From Your Door

by NewChapter in

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friends

sorry for the lame jokes to come guys, but i just saw this commercial, and thought "well that would keep them off my porch".

i suppose we will always filter the world through our jw experience to some degree.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nryzuwnjp9q.

TimeBandit

Draw a chalk outline of a human on your walkway and scatter some Watchtower magazines about...

Chris-

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The ugliest statment A parent can say to their child.

by jam in

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friends

my ex (jw) told my two youngest 9 and 11, your dad.

wanted more kids, meaning them.

we had two older.. how would a child feel after their mother tell them, i really.

TimeBandit

I know all bout parents saying ugly thingd to their children. When I was on my way out of the BoRg, she told me in an email that it's ok if I die at Armageddon because then she'd be able to have kids again in the new order and she'd simply replace me. She also told me I'm not her son any longer and that as far as she's concerned I'm dead. Cult.

Chris-

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Just say anything...

by TimeBandit in

i agree with a fellow who said "bigfoot is blurry.

that's why in all the pictures you see of him you can't make him out.

there's nothing scarier than the thought of a huge, out of focus monster running around in the woods!

TimeBandit

The Supreme Court is just a regular court with sour cream and tomatoes...

Chris-

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Threats from the JW mafia (subtle threats)

by thecrushed in

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friends

my dad recently found out i wasn't coming to meetings and going out in field service.

he found an excuse to get me alone in his car and just lit into me about it.

he said that if i'm not going out in service that i'm not one of jehovah's witnesses and the brothers won't be able to trust me when the time comes to go undercover due to being attacked by the authorities.

TimeBandit

Funny how the GB authorized their legal team in australia to deny the existance of the GB and the 'faithful slave' in order to avoid accepting responsibility for the wrongdoing there, but they claim they'll look after their 'sheep' when the shit hits the fan. Seems to me like when the governments go after the wtbts they will fuck over the rank & file in a New York minute. I think their secret plan to go undercover is really more like 'You idiots are on your own'...

Chris-

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I partook during the Memorial

by TimeBandit in

well sort of.

so here's me celebrating the memorial of jesus' death.

it was so meaningful.... .

TimeBandit

@Jehovah Witness: I think I need to pass my pipe to you my friend...Sounds like you need it!

@finally awake: Damn cracker didn't stand a chance! I ate it like the cookie monster huh?

@flipper: I ate vienna sausages, left over pizza (I would have chosen the pizza first if I had remembered it was in the fridge), and a paenut butter bananna sandwich. I washed it down with a ginormouse Sonic drink...

@youhavefailedthetest: I'm not a redneck, or a republican, and I don't beleive anything the government says...

@wha happened?: Puff puff pass bro.

Chris-

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My son was murdered today

by truman in

i have been on this site daily, almost from its beginning, since i left the jws in 2001, but i have been more of a reader than a poster, as you can see from my post count.

i know few here know me, although i know many of you through reading your posts.

maybe it is not right to ask for support, when i generally stay quietly in the background of this forum, but i want only to speak a human misery of the deepest kind.

TimeBandit

I'm so sorry this happened. Truman, my condolences. I hope time will make it hurt less. I hope they fry the bastard who killed your son. Probably will since he shot a cop too. Again, so sorry for your loss.

Chris-

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Russell Speaks!

by TimeBandit in

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friends

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i decided to mess with russell in one of my animation programs...still learning the program so excuse this crude first try.... .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8dtfwwuo68.

TimeBandit

Hey there Wasanelder. It's called CrazyTalk 6. It goes for about 180.00. Here's a link to the website.